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Alf Landon won the 1936 election, but Dominion rigged it for the Dems
Qansas Xpat
Alf Landon won the 1936 election, but Dominion rigged it for the Dems
Question for my literary friends here: after consecutive, unexplainable collapses by the NY Giants, is their management's replacement of the head coach with a man named Kafka satire or foreshadowing?
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Question for my literary friends here: after consecutive, unexplainable collapses by the NY Giants, is their management's replacement of the head coach with a man named Kafka satire or foreshadowing?
Curious how many law firms would be interested in taking on a class action lawsuit re: Social Security. If Donny Don Don wants to cancel it, then fine: give us repayment + interest + continuing escalation to our retirement dates for all who have paid in.
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Curious how many law firms would be interested in taking on a class action lawsuit re: Social Security. If Donny Don Don wants to cancel it, then fine: give us repayment + interest + continuing escalation to our retirement dates for all who have paid in.
Huh...it appears that sending paramilitary troops into your own cities to violently arrest legal and non-legal immigrants, randomly blowing up boats in international waters, and sending the military into peaceful cities to "Crush crime" hurts your chances for the Nobel. Who would thunk?
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Huh...it appears that sending paramilitary troops into your own cities to violently arrest legal and non-legal immigrants, randomly blowing up boats in international waters, and sending the military into peaceful cities to "Crush crime" hurts your chances for the Nobel. Who would thunk?
Is Mango Mussolini the only one dumb enough to not realize it's the people who elected him that are leaking the Ep-stain files?
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Is Mango Mussolini the only one dumb enough to not realize it's the people who elected him that are leaking the Ep-stain files?
What videos did Putin show that left Karoline Leavitt looking "ashen"? And is she surprised that Trump was in them?
August 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What videos did Putin show that left Karoline Leavitt looking "ashen"? And is she surprised that Trump was in them?
Who could've guessed that the two justices who sided with Trump also openly take bribes?
May 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Who could've guessed that the two justices who sided with Trump also openly take bribes?
Ah, Sunday, day drinking and prepping lunches for the week...
a woman in a white shirt is standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the table
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in a kitchen with a turkey on the table
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ah, Sunday, day drinking and prepping lunches for the week...
What a joy to watch Jared Allen and the newly annointed NBA Coach of the Year show the world who they really are...wondering if @brooklynnets.bsky.social have noticed? But hey, at least we got Kyrie for like, what, 7 games in three years?
May 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What a joy to watch Jared Allen and the newly annointed NBA Coach of the Year show the world who they really are...wondering if @brooklynnets.bsky.social have noticed? But hey, at least we got Kyrie for like, what, 7 games in three years?
Just curious, does anyone on this platform believe that that dickless dunderfuck Elon Musk is unaware of the fact that we all know what a dickless dunderfuck he is?
May 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just curious, does anyone on this platform believe that that dickless dunderfuck Elon Musk is unaware of the fact that we all know what a dickless dunderfuck he is?
Our President REALLY wants to celebrate the spreading of venereal diseases...
April 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Our President REALLY wants to celebrate the spreading of venereal diseases...
When another creature, arguably in the top 5 most vile, finds you disgusting.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When another creature, arguably in the top 5 most vile, finds you disgusting.
And there it is...the New York Giants destroying another Penn Stater's professional career...
April 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And there it is...the New York Giants destroying another Penn Stater's professional career...
So when MAGA finds out it's their own kids taking all the jobs and keeping wages down, do the kids get an all expense paid trip to El Salvador?
April 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So when MAGA finds out it's their own kids taking all the jobs and keeping wages down, do the kids get an all expense paid trip to El Salvador?
At a resort this week for some much needed R&R. Lots of cultures represented, and I think I've realized something: an Italian husband and wife simply listing the colors in the Crayola 64 crayon box still sound like they're arguing.
March 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
At a resort this week for some much needed R&R. Lots of cultures represented, and I think I've realized something: an Italian husband and wife simply listing the colors in the Crayola 64 crayon box still sound like they're arguing.
@schumer.senate.gov, Trump is praising you today. You are fired. This New Yorker will vote for a mud pit before you. Welcome to your primary, dunderfuq.
March 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@schumer.senate.gov, Trump is praising you today. You are fired. This New Yorker will vote for a mud pit before you. Welcome to your primary, dunderfuq.
@schumer.senate.gov buisily working for Dems now:
two men in suits are standing next to each other in a room and talking .
ALT: two men in suits are standing next to each other in a room and talking .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
@schumer.senate.gov buisily working for Dems now:
I know everyone is concerned about the price increases we can expect from Trump's tariffs. What I'll be watching is how much straight-up price gouging will come along with it. It will be the post-COVID model all over again..."It's not our fault..."
February 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I know everyone is concerned about the price increases we can expect from Trump's tariffs. What I'll be watching is how much straight-up price gouging will come along with it. It will be the post-COVID model all over again..."It's not our fault..."
I agree with the President of Mexico - you don't get to complain Mexico is sending rapists to our country when you voted one into the Presidency.
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I agree with the President of Mexico - you don't get to complain Mexico is sending rapists to our country when you voted one into the Presidency.
Just gonna say it straight: Jordan was the best ever, and LeBron is the Elon of the modern NBA. Challenge me.
January 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just gonna say it straight: Jordan was the best ever, and LeBron is the Elon of the modern NBA. Challenge me.
The wrath of God is complete...
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The wrath of God is complete...
Has anyone noticed that the only places where Trump is going after immigrants are the same places that voted against him?
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Has anyone noticed that the only places where Trump is going after immigrants are the same places that voted against him?
Was watching the game, then @espntr.bsky.social decided they liked the taste of mango mushroom enough that they'd air the fuqtard's words. Turned TV off. I will cancel all TV before I will let that POS pollute my home any further.
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Was watching the game, then @espntr.bsky.social decided they liked the taste of mango mushroom enough that they'd air the fuqtard's words. Turned TV off. I will cancel all TV before I will let that POS pollute my home any further.
It's great to see LeBron tonight's game since OSU's college football successes are really about him.
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's great to see LeBron tonight's game since OSU's college football successes are really about him.