Xi 🏳️⚧️
@xithecat.bsky.social
| Three cats in a trench coat | 33 | Enby | Transfemme | Ace | Fae/Faer or They/Them | @XiTheCat on TokTik | 🏳️⚧️♠️🏳️🌈 |
As a kid I didn't want to get rid of my lisp because Chris Evans Mom said it was cute.
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As a kid I didn't want to get rid of my lisp because Chris Evans Mom said it was cute.
Life gives you two paths. A stable childhood or you can be funny. Life decided I should be funny.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Life gives you two paths. A stable childhood or you can be funny. Life decided I should be funny.
It's not my trauma history, it's my ~lore~.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's not my trauma history, it's my ~lore~.
Transphobes be like: "In 2000 years they'll find your bones and see your biological sex". Ma'am, I'll be dead I don't care what people finding my bones think.
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Transphobes be like: "In 2000 years they'll find your bones and see your biological sex". Ma'am, I'll be dead I don't care what people finding my bones think.
Dozens of people have told me I'm their "comfort creator" and they watch my lives to calm down and I can't comprehend this. I'm just a cat telling jokes and cooking my little recipes? What do you mean 7,600 followers and 1k viewers in each live? I'm not that cool!
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dozens of people have told me I'm their "comfort creator" and they watch my lives to calm down and I can't comprehend this. I'm just a cat telling jokes and cooking my little recipes? What do you mean 7,600 followers and 1k viewers in each live? I'm not that cool!
Why yes, I am fantastic in bed. I can sleep a good 15 hours straight.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why yes, I am fantastic in bed. I can sleep a good 15 hours straight.
Making caramel sauce from scratch is fun because you heat up the sugar then add the milk or butter and SDFBFTFRGSRFGBNTT then stir and hope it doesn't engulf your face in molten sugar.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Making caramel sauce from scratch is fun because you heat up the sugar then add the milk or butter and SDFBFTFRGSRFGBNTT then stir and hope it doesn't engulf your face in molten sugar.
When someone compliments me on my long hair or tits I respond the same. "Thanks, I grew it myself."
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When someone compliments me on my long hair or tits I respond the same. "Thanks, I grew it myself."
No babe, the necklace I keep the teeth of my past partners on stays on during sex.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No babe, the necklace I keep the teeth of my past partners on stays on during sex.
Everyone wants a a scary goth girlfriend and then when I turn up they suddenly "don't want to give you a bottle of their blood" to wear on my neck or a few toe bones to keep close. Posers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everyone wants a a scary goth girlfriend and then when I turn up they suddenly "don't want to give you a bottle of their blood" to wear on my neck or a few toe bones to keep close. Posers.
You're not a musky husky, you need to fucking shower.
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You're not a musky husky, you need to fucking shower.
Know your trans friends deadname? For all intents and purposes the answer should be "No, I only know their name."
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Know your trans friends deadname? For all intents and purposes the answer should be "No, I only know their name."
Confusing people on the internet because they can't tell easily tell what gender I am is so much better than drugs.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Confusing people on the internet because they can't tell easily tell what gender I am is so much better than drugs.
Cis people will be like "I wish I got to pick my name!". Ma'am, anyone can change their name.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cis people will be like "I wish I got to pick my name!". Ma'am, anyone can change their name.
Don't ruin your own day. Let me doo it for you. Be kind to yourself.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Don't ruin your own day. Let me doo it for you. Be kind to yourself.
It would be so easy to use AI for my cover letter, but I'm doing it the old fashion way and hating it the whole time.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It would be so easy to use AI for my cover letter, but I'm doing it the old fashion way and hating it the whole time.
"Repo The Genetic Opera? I thought you said Rita the purple chupacabra."
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"Repo The Genetic Opera? I thought you said Rita the purple chupacabra."
My gender? No thanx, I'm good.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My gender? No thanx, I'm good.
I love people losing their shit over the trans darts player like they ever gave a shit about the game of darts to begin with.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love people losing their shit over the trans darts player like they ever gave a shit about the game of darts to begin with.
Jumping outside of my comfort zone and am applying for a directing/producing job at a middle school. I gotta believe in myself!
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Jumping outside of my comfort zone and am applying for a directing/producing job at a middle school. I gotta believe in myself!
Y'all are live, laugh, loving. I'm live, laugh, lobotomy. We're built different.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Y'all are live, laugh, loving. I'm live, laugh, lobotomy. We're built different.
I'm at the point in my life where I have the yearning to make a vegetarian charcuterie board for friends.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm at the point in my life where I have the yearning to make a vegetarian charcuterie board for friends.
The audacity of people asking me to bring them the item I'm giving away for free. That's not how this works, boo.
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The audacity of people asking me to bring them the item I'm giving away for free. That's not how this works, boo.
I got my side shave touched up at a gas station barber shop, which is apparently a thing.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got my side shave touched up at a gas station barber shop, which is apparently a thing.
People are saying Alastor is so mean and an asshole in this season of Hazbin. Ummm... He's a psychopathic serial killer cannibal of course his character is a bad person.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
People are saying Alastor is so mean and an asshole in this season of Hazbin. Ummm... He's a psychopathic serial killer cannibal of course his character is a bad person.