Rita 🇵🇹🇿🇦
@xeyedmess.bsky.social
Author, Banting/Keto cheerleader, professional carb-dodger, liberal, and Trump despiser. Running on avocado, bacon, and boundless optimism. Founder of a tiny Facebook group (2.3M+ strong) where we banish sugar & celebrate butter. #BantingLife
Bucket list item ✅. Life begins at 60.
January 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bucket list item ✅. Life begins at 60.
RIP President Jimmy Carter. A giant of kindness, compassion and service to mankind. You were an example to all. 💔💔
December 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
RIP President Jimmy Carter. A giant of kindness, compassion and service to mankind. You were an example to all. 💔💔
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 12:35 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Manchester is red! Yeah baby!
December 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Manchester is red! Yeah baby!
🤣🤣🤣 💀
December 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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People, get a grip! This is not a dating site. I’m inundated with dodgy dm’s. What in the hell?? Join one of those swiping apps, please!! I’m sure you’ll be a lot more successful. I really don’t care that you think that I have a “beautiful smile” or “pretty eyes”. Fokkof!
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
People, get a grip! This is not a dating site. I’m inundated with dodgy dm’s. What in the hell?? Join one of those swiping apps, please!! I’m sure you’ll be a lot more successful. I really don’t care that you think that I have a “beautiful smile” or “pretty eyes”. Fokkof!
Yesterday we celebrated 36 years of marriage. Look at those 80s perms and ask yourself - how did we find anyone attractive? 🤣🤣
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Yesterday we celebrated 36 years of marriage. Look at those 80s perms and ask yourself - how did we find anyone attractive? 🤣🤣
I don’t know how to feel right now. So humbled and honored that our book is on this billboard in Cape Town City Center. I want to thank you guys, each and every one of you that has bought our book and made this possible. Thank you seems like such small words to express my gratitude.
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I don’t know how to feel right now. So humbled and honored that our book is on this billboard in Cape Town City Center. I want to thank you guys, each and every one of you that has bought our book and made this possible. Thank you seems like such small words to express my gratitude.
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Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski had a total meltdown this morning that lasted more than 20 minutes and was hard to watch. They attacked the media for reporting on them flying down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and they tried to explain why they apologized for a joke David Frum made.
December 5, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski had a total meltdown this morning that lasted more than 20 minutes and was hard to watch. They attacked the media for reporting on them flying down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and they tried to explain why they apologized for a joke David Frum made.
The ridiculous AF cabinet picks - it’s all a smoke screen. Orange Ass appointed them all knowing that they’ll never pass the smell test. He was doing all that to appease his base and so that he can say, “See? I tried”. Lying POS.
December 5, 2024 at 11:57 AM
The ridiculous AF cabinet picks - it’s all a smoke screen. Orange Ass appointed them all knowing that they’ll never pass the smell test. He was doing all that to appease his base and so that he can say, “See? I tried”. Lying POS.
Welcome to the blue, @senwarren.bsky.social #SouthAfricanFan
December 4, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Welcome to the blue, @senwarren.bsky.social #SouthAfricanFan
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Anytime I’d like to get far away from Magats, I go to the library. 😬
December 3, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Anytime I’d like to get far away from Magats, I go to the library. 😬
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Reminder that the woman accusing Pete Hegseth of assaulting her is a Republican, and the incident occurred at a Republican conference. She was there with her husband. Pretty difficult set of circumstances to dismiss as a witch hunt but seems like Republicans are going to try.
December 2, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Reminder that the woman accusing Pete Hegseth of assaulting her is a Republican, and the incident occurred at a Republican conference. She was there with her husband. Pretty difficult set of circumstances to dismiss as a witch hunt but seems like Republicans are going to try.
Fake account alert bsky.app/profile/orin... - please report.
@orinkerr.bsky.social, thanks for sending me the heads up.
@orinkerr.bsky.social, thanks for sending me the heads up.
bsky.app
December 2, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Fake account alert bsky.app/profile/orin... - please report.
@orinkerr.bsky.social, thanks for sending me the heads up.
@orinkerr.bsky.social, thanks for sending me the heads up.
In a country with approximately 48.5 million people struggling with substance use disorders and a staggering 393 million guns in civilian hands, it’s surprising that Hunter Biden was ever brought up on charges—let alone convicted—for lying on a gun application.
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
In a country with approximately 48.5 million people struggling with substance use disorders and a staggering 393 million guns in civilian hands, it’s surprising that Hunter Biden was ever brought up on charges—let alone convicted—for lying on a gun application.
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@baseballstud.bsky.social
Why have you followed me? This is not a dating app and you are in the wrong place. There are other platforms for people like you and this is not one of them!
Why have you followed me? This is not a dating app and you are in the wrong place. There are other platforms for people like you and this is not one of them!
November 30, 2024 at 7:28 PM
@baseballstud.bsky.social
Why have you followed me? This is not a dating app and you are in the wrong place. There are other platforms for people like you and this is not one of them!
Why have you followed me? This is not a dating app and you are in the wrong place. There are other platforms for people like you and this is not one of them!
“Leaving” Xitter by not posting there, but still lurking, is like being the ex who can’t stop stalking their former partner. Let it go, folks. Don’t boost the user count for that Saffir POS.
November 29, 2024 at 10:13 PM
“Leaving” Xitter by not posting there, but still lurking, is like being the ex who can’t stop stalking their former partner. Let it go, folks. Don’t boost the user count for that Saffir POS.
This Thanksgiving, here is what I’m thankful for: I’m thankful that I’m not American and that I won’t have to live under that shit show of a Trump regime for the next 4 years.
November 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
This Thanksgiving, here is what I’m thankful for: I’m thankful that I’m not American and that I won’t have to live under that shit show of a Trump regime for the next 4 years.