xerxes 🐺
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reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
I will be wearing my good luck jersey to the function tonight. sorry boston 😂
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I will be wearing my good luck jersey to the function tonight. sorry boston 😂
this should go without saying but
go seabirds
go seabirds
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
this should go without saying but
go seabirds
go seabirds
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February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
FINALLY i owe federal tax this year instead of getting a giant refund. took me years to get that W4 right 😂
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
FINALLY i owe federal tax this year instead of getting a giant refund. took me years to get that W4 right 😂
$15 uber eats credit renewed for the month...you know what that means! 👀🍩
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
$15 uber eats credit renewed for the month...you know what that means! 👀🍩
turns out that power outage yesterday fried the bootloader on my raspberry pi and now i have to completely rebuild my weather station upload server for my website and my DNS sinkhole
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
turns out that power outage yesterday fried the bootloader on my raspberry pi and now i have to completely rebuild my weather station upload server for my website and my DNS sinkhole
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
aaaaand power outage :D
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
aaaaand power outage :D
this is..incredibly disingenuous clickbait-y garbage
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
this is..incredibly disingenuous clickbait-y garbage
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
HELL YEAH FUCK THE RAMS
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
HELL YEAH FUCK THE RAMS
the evil empire strikes again 😂
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
the evil empire strikes again 😂
good luck today, Broncos fans!
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
good luck today, Broncos fans!
gtfo off tiktok already bro please i beg you
Time to delete TikTok if you haven’t! They’re asking specifically for immigrant status and transgender or nonbinary status, which should make people nervous about where we are heading
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
gtfo off tiktok already bro please i beg you
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
woke up this morning
got some gabagool
got some gabagool
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
woke up this morning
got some gabagool
got some gabagool
never buying one of these stupid Ring doorbells ever again. local storage NVR-only video doorbells for us from here on out 👍
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
never buying one of these stupid Ring doorbells ever again. local storage NVR-only video doorbells for us from here on out 👍
HE FUCKIN DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE DID IT. INDIANA'S FIRST NATTY, UNDEFEATED SEASON
CIGNETTI IS GOD
CIGNETTI IS GOD
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
HE FUCKIN DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE DID IT. INDIANA'S FIRST NATTY, UNDEFEATED SEASON
CIGNETTI IS GOD
CIGNETTI IS GOD
MENDOZER CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
MENDOZER CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
C.J. Stroud is an actual terrorist 😂
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
C.J. Stroud is an actual terrorist 😂
jfc
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
jfc
GIANTS FANS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I AM FULLY ERECT
I AM FULLY ERECT
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
The New York Giants are finalizing a deal to hire John Harbaugh as their next coach
The New York Giants are finalizing a deal to hire John Harbaugh as their next coach
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
GIANTS FANS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I AM FULLY ERECT
I AM FULLY ERECT
the japanese had it right..best steak you'll ever eat is off a flat top griddle
what a crust 😍
what a crust 😍
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
the japanese had it right..best steak you'll ever eat is off a flat top griddle
what a crust 😍
what a crust 😍
meanwhile, at FC 2026:
"fire codes restrict the number of people allowed into a room to four (4) persons"
"your room cannot be used for parties or other activities that would create a noise complaint from other hotel guest(s) or staff. minimum recovery fee of $250.00 will be charged to the guest"
"fire codes restrict the number of people allowed into a room to four (4) persons"
"your room cannot be used for parties or other activities that would create a noise complaint from other hotel guest(s) or staff. minimum recovery fee of $250.00 will be charged to the guest"
Staying at the Marriott for FC...
Warning! Be Advised
Warning! Be Advised
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
meanwhile, at FC 2026:
"fire codes restrict the number of people allowed into a room to four (4) persons"
"your room cannot be used for parties or other activities that would create a noise complaint from other hotel guest(s) or staff. minimum recovery fee of $250.00 will be charged to the guest"
"fire codes restrict the number of people allowed into a room to four (4) persons"
"your room cannot be used for parties or other activities that would create a noise complaint from other hotel guest(s) or staff. minimum recovery fee of $250.00 will be charged to the guest"