Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺🏳️⚧️
@xershadowtail.bsky.social
HoH Eastern Gray Squirrel Demon; or Goblorc Demon! SquirrelJME! Software Preservationist! Preserving Java ME and Keitai Mobile Software! Married to Jinette Rufflepaws
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SquirrelJME: SquirrelJME
SquirrelJME is a Java ME 8 Virtual Machine for embedded and Internet of Things devices. It has the ultimate goal of being 99.9% compatible with the Java ME standard. It consists of a class library, na...
squirreljme.cc
Hi! I am Xer (they/them) and I do Ancient Java ME preservation, currently working on SquirrelJME which is an emulator for that! I also am a part of SciLab Secrets!
SquirrelJME: squirreljme.cc
SquirrelJME: squirreljme.cc
YouTube NL has exactly zero gambling and screaming car/home insurance ads.
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 AM
YouTube NL has exactly zero gambling and screaming car/home insurance ads.
Cauliflower being in chicken soup should definitely be the standard.
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Cauliflower being in chicken soup should definitely be the standard.
Was told by a local that sometimes people dress up as animals.
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Was told by a local that sometimes people dress up as animals.
This is where the UK should be, assuming it even exists beneath the barrier.
February 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
This is where the UK should be, assuming it even exists beneath the barrier.
Dublin! Just a fly over!
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Dublin! Just a fly over!
Being awake at 05:00 should be illegal.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Being awake at 05:00 should be illegal.
I take it Stoat chat's security e-mail address is /dev/null, not even a peep or acknowledgement.
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I take it Stoat chat's security e-mail address is /dev/null, not even a peep or acknowledgement.
Oh, YouTube just blocked ad blockers on desktop. I guess I will just not watch YouTube then. Would not mind ads if they were not all gambling and people literally screaming at the top of their lungs, and if they were every 15 minutes.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Oh, YouTube just blocked ad blockers on desktop. I guess I will just not watch YouTube then. Would not mind ads if they were not all gambling and people literally screaming at the top of their lungs, and if they were every 15 minutes.
I think YouTube is dead.
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I think YouTube is dead.
Looking at Packbase just makes me give a solid "Nope" with the disrespect of browser settings, a leaderboard of all things (why?), "We do not believe in investors and venture capital, but here is our revenue in solid red", and the usual undisclosed business dealings.
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Looking at Packbase just makes me give a solid "Nope" with the disrespect of browser settings, a leaderboard of all things (why?), "We do not believe in investors and venture capital, but here is our revenue in solid red", and the usual undisclosed business dealings.
Note that SquirrelJME has an IRC channel!
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Note that SquirrelJME has an IRC channel!
Okay so Kiwix is pretty fucking cool, can have an offline Wikipedia along with other various offline set of documentation.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Okay so Kiwix is pretty fucking cool, can have an offline Wikipedia along with other various offline set of documentation.
Converting my standard home electric from 120V 60Hz AC to 12V 23A DC to 240V 50Hz AC to 120V 50Hz AC. That is efficient, right?
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Converting my standard home electric from 120V 60Hz AC to 12V 23A DC to 240V 50Hz AC to 120V 50Hz AC. That is efficient, right?
So many batteries lol.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
So many batteries lol.
Damn Workday is asking for Motion Sensors, USB, Serial, Bluetooth Scanning, Virtual Reality, and Augmented Reality, that is a bit much.
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Damn Workday is asking for Motion Sensors, USB, Serial, Bluetooth Scanning, Virtual Reality, and Augmented Reality, that is a bit much.
A natural graveyard biome, wow.
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
A natural graveyard biome, wow.
She is so fucking adorable... Also I think I already found a secret seed combination: Drunk + Dont Starve + For the Worthy + No Traps.
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
She is so fucking adorable... Also I think I already found a secret seed combination: Drunk + Dont Starve + For the Worthy + No Traps.
I estimate it will take six hours to shovel the driveway with how much snow happened.
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I estimate it will take six hours to shovel the driveway with how much snow happened.
SquirrelJME is currently on discount CI/CD since everything is running as a cron job (launchctl for macs), and just uploading/downloading everything from the main site. Self-hosted Fossil DVCS for the win!
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
SquirrelJME is currently on discount CI/CD since everything is running as a cron job (launchctl for macs), and just uploading/downloading everything from the main site. Self-hosted Fossil DVCS for the win!
Wait why does the Unicomp keyboard show up as a game controller?
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Wait why does the Unicomp keyboard show up as a game controller?
Now that SquirrelJME has an AI Agents Markdown that says "AI does not work for this project and does not accept AI contributions.", it does make me wonder if AIs actually even bother telling the user that.
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Now that SquirrelJME has an AI Agents Markdown that says "AI does not work for this project and does not accept AI contributions.", it does make me wonder if AIs actually even bother telling the user that.
Wow, those High Revolution Trade winds are working wonders for her.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Wow, those High Revolution Trade winds are working wonders for her.
Yeeee, VMU Pro is shipping!
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Yeeee, VMU Pro is shipping!
Oh yeah, definitely ridiculous.
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Oh yeah, definitely ridiculous.
Me and wife debating is not about who left the remote on the couch, but Win32 API for NT, 95, 98, and XP.
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Me and wife debating is not about who left the remote on the couch, but Win32 API for NT, 95, 98, and XP.