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They're called skreeds not skeets.

Music (electronic, soundtrack): soundcloud.com/xerol
Video (mostly speedruns these days): https://www.youtube.com/xeroloplan
No longer broken: xerol.org
choose one:

-groceries
-a normal job
grocery stores that don't open until 8 or 8:30 should be illegal
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
every time i wake up too early i wish i could just skip ahead to when places are open so i could get breakfast
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#lockitin

(please don't)
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
all these rpgs i want to play and no working controllers
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ten fractions BIG MATH doesn't want you to know about
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
hour three

really i need help
help

hiccups
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
help

hiccups
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
running down the computer aisle of best buy with a megaphone and shouting "copilot, install malware"
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
after they fixed brussels sprouts you'd think they'd get to work on making a cauliflower that doesn't taste like stale dirt
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
changing my kitchen clock for the 4th time this year because it has pre-programmed 1998 DST dates
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
don't forget
xerol.org Xerol @xerol.org · Nov 4
Reminder: If you didn't file your time return with NIST by October 15, you can't claim your time refund tonight unless you filed for an extension.
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Xerol
some people want to abolish daylight savings time

some people want to abolish standard time

I just want to abolish time
November 12, 2024 at 4:23 PM
it took almost 3 days but I finally remembered to take my wednesday pills
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
starting to think we won't be getting an october heat wave this year
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
why does no one order soup from the replicator

is soup extinct in the 24th century
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
can't sleep because I can only breathe in one direction (out)
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
now raising funds for my next project: one large three-topping pizza
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
sometimes you just want a big bowl of pasta

and it's important to have achievable dreams sometimes
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the problem with sam's club is
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
treating my ass to a new pair of sittin' around pants
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
monitor: goes to sleep

monitor: wakes up

windows 11: OMG NEW AUDIO DEVICE
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
love repeatedly getting "pay us now or else" emails/texts/voicemails from my health insurance while logging into the website and finding zero bills or balance due
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
you know AI is bad because it thinks 2000 was 25 years ago
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
me: middle-clicks link

firefox: popup window blocked
October 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM