NOAH’s Drug Cartel
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NOAH’s Drug Cartel
@xaviism.bsky.social
· Aug 29
As y’all know. I’ve planned for months to watch and review every N-1 Victory match. Here is the planned release schedule for that. All will be on my Substack and each one will be under this post in a thread. On top of that. I had a spreadsheet made for 1/2
Not wanting to come to Cracker Barrel, but I’m here and they have my Hamburger Steak back.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Not wanting to come to Cracker Barrel, but I’m here and they have my Hamburger Steak back.
Mensore/Kenoh vs Ishikawa/AMAKUSA
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February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Mensore/Kenoh vs Ishikawa/AMAKUSA
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I think the moral of the story is Fuck ICE
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I think the moral of the story is Fuck ICE
Shouts out to his last match with Shota where Shota was like yea that’s my big brother we used to play catch. He’s my idol.
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Shouts out to his last match with Shota where Shota was like yea that’s my big brother we used to play catch. He’s my idol.
I think if like 3 more people leave NJPW I can get my final Yujiro IWGP tag run.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I think if like 3 more people leave NJPW I can get my final Yujiro IWGP tag run.
Big Yuj back in the NJC, NJPW is rewarding me for sitting through so many of their bad matches this past year.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Big Yuj back in the NJC, NJPW is rewarding me for sitting through so many of their bad matches this past year.
This what I think should happen for the NOAH Units:
Shuhei Taniguchi and AMAKUSHA to White Raven SQWAD.
Dragon Bane and Kouga(open to him getting his own crew) to All Rebellion.
Shuhei Taniguchi and AMAKUSHA to White Raven SQWAD.
Dragon Bane and Kouga(open to him getting his own crew) to All Rebellion.
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This what I think should happen for the NOAH Units:
Shuhei Taniguchi and AMAKUSHA to White Raven SQWAD.
Dragon Bane and Kouga(open to him getting his own crew) to All Rebellion.
Shuhei Taniguchi and AMAKUSHA to White Raven SQWAD.
Dragon Bane and Kouga(open to him getting his own crew) to All Rebellion.
Saya vs SLK was awesome. Great performance from Saya, yes. However, thought it was a phenomenal SLK performance. Definitely a choice to have her get geeked by Saya then lose the title match, but they did the thing.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Saya vs SLK was awesome. Great performance from Saya, yes. However, thought it was a phenomenal SLK performance. Definitely a choice to have her get geeked by Saya then lose the title match, but they did the thing.
Syuri vs Saki Kashima made me smile. Saki is great as she is now, but it does hurt me that STARDOM got their boom after her period of being a super great worker. People need to watch Saki pre the purchase.
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Syuri vs Saki Kashima made me smile. Saki is great as she is now, but it does hurt me that STARDOM got their boom after her period of being a super great worker. People need to watch Saki pre the purchase.
New Beginning In Osaka Review:
NEVER 6: I LOVE HARTLEY AND KAZAKHSTAN.
NEVER: HoT on top still, lick my balls. (I did want them to actually wrestle so lowkey hurt)
IWGP Tag: Great match with the right decision.
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: No.
NEVER 6: I LOVE HARTLEY AND KAZAKHSTAN.
NEVER: HoT on top still, lick my balls. (I did want them to actually wrestle so lowkey hurt)
IWGP Tag: Great match with the right decision.
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: No.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
New Beginning In Osaka Review:
NEVER 6: I LOVE HARTLEY AND KAZAKHSTAN.
NEVER: HoT on top still, lick my balls. (I did want them to actually wrestle so lowkey hurt)
IWGP Tag: Great match with the right decision.
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: No.
NEVER 6: I LOVE HARTLEY AND KAZAKHSTAN.
NEVER: HoT on top still, lick my balls. (I did want them to actually wrestle so lowkey hurt)
IWGP Tag: Great match with the right decision.
IWGP Heavyweight Championship: No.
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You yo daddy’s son
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
You yo daddy’s son
RYUSEI house show reps
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February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
RYUSEI house show reps
You yo daddy’s son
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
You yo daddy’s son
The parts where Sugiura and Inamura got to do the dance were great obviously. Just a lot of unnecessary T2KX. Which typically doesn’t bother me, but it’s the third title match in a row and it’s your top title.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The parts where Sugiura and Inamura got to do the dance were great obviously. Just a lot of unnecessary T2KX. Which typically doesn’t bother me, but it’s the third title match in a row and it’s your top title.
LTJ vs RWS was good.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
LTJ vs RWS was good.
I fucking love broken down veteran Naito where he just can’t do his stuff, so it just all looks disgusting in the best way.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I fucking love broken down veteran Naito where he just can’t do his stuff, so it just all looks disgusting in the best way.
Kotoge and Hi69 dude.
(They’re fucking rocking)
(They’re fucking rocking)
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Kotoge and Hi69 dude.
(They’re fucking rocking)
(They’re fucking rocking)
I’m ngl I was really pressed by that post on twitter where someone posted the legit one sequence in the preview match where Naito and KENTA messed up and someone said “Why is Naito going out sad like this.”
I’d argue wanting to end his story on his own terms while teaching a successor is very happy
I’d argue wanting to end his story on his own terms while teaching a successor is very happy
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’m ngl I was really pressed by that post on twitter where someone posted the legit one sequence in the preview match where Naito and KENTA messed up and someone said “Why is Naito going out sad like this.”
I’d argue wanting to end his story on his own terms while teaching a successor is very happy
I’d argue wanting to end his story on his own terms while teaching a successor is very happy
Idk why NOAH taking on the management duties for Otani got me a little emotional.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Idk why NOAH taking on the management duties for Otani got me a little emotional.
Absolutely DON’T like both STARDOM and MG running big shows against the Hana Memorial this year. Scummy from both sides.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Absolutely DON’T like both STARDOM and MG running big shows against the Hana Memorial this year. Scummy from both sides.
Bout two weeks ago me and @oedocorpse.bsky.social recorded a variety show with like 6 different companies covered. Didn’t record this past week so here it is!
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Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/episode/45fE2c12YGxNwfKby1ldZ3?si=mTJRQDv9RTm9DCGIPTi8fQ
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Episode 181- The Variety Episode
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February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Bout two weeks ago me and @oedocorpse.bsky.social recorded a variety show with like 6 different companies covered. Didn’t record this past week so here it is!
Apple- podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sta…
Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/episode/45fE2c12YGxNwfKby1ldZ3?si=mTJRQDv9RTm9DCGIPTi8fQ
Apple- podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sta…
Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/episode/45fE2c12YGxNwfKby1ldZ3?si=mTJRQDv9RTm9DCGIPTi8fQ
Narita vs Wolf is probably the only win win on the Osaka card. In the sense of either direction is right. Narita wins, he gets a much needed solidification at the top of the card. While Wolf has to figure out the hardships of pro wrestling. If Wolf wins? You continue 1/2
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Narita vs Wolf is probably the only win win on the Osaka card. In the sense of either direction is right. Narita wins, he gets a much needed solidification at the top of the card. While Wolf has to figure out the hardships of pro wrestling. If Wolf wins? You continue 1/2
Senjo’s road to Budokan series has a DASH episode next
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February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Senjo’s road to Budokan series has a DASH episode next
His last successor.
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
His last successor.