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a freudian slip will eventually happen if you lie all the damn time
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
a freudian slip will eventually happen if you lie all the damn time
berghain is everything that is wrong with clubbing
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
berghain is everything that is wrong with clubbing
and again, i wish the wettest of diarrheas upon all of you that have spoiled stranger things for me, every fucking season it's the same shit with y'all
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
and again, i wish the wettest of diarrheas upon all of you that have spoiled stranger things for me, every fucking season it's the same shit with y'all
the craziest thing about europeans believing americans are stupid, ignorant and uneducated is that they've only met the ones who travel
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the craziest thing about europeans believing americans are stupid, ignorant and uneducated is that they've only met the ones who travel
processed food was literally designed for you to eat, organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
processed food was literally designed for you to eat, organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere
every dead body on mount everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
every dead body on mount everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.
you can't turn a 'no' into a 'yes', without a 'maybe' in between.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
you can't turn a 'no' into a 'yes', without a 'maybe' in between.
friends make the worst enemies
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
friends make the worst enemies
the entire us economy right now is seven companies sending trillions of non-minted theoretical dollars back and forth to each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the entire us economy right now is seven companies sending trillions of non-minted theoretical dollars back and forth to each other
everyone is an artist until rent is do
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
everyone is an artist until rent is do
relationships are like peeing your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. thanks for being the pee in my pants.
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
relationships are like peeing your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. thanks for being the pee in my pants.
what to do when you and your emergency contact are in the same emergency
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
what to do when you and your emergency contact are in the same emergency
whoever designed toilet paper to turn red after you're done wiping is a genius
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
whoever designed toilet paper to turn red after you're done wiping is a genius
i'd rather see you unhappy with me than happy with someone else hehe
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i'd rather see you unhappy with me than happy with someone else hehe
status: fucked
scope: everything
scope: everything
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
status: fucked
scope: everything
scope: everything
your ears are the same distance as your nipples
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
your ears are the same distance as your nipples
shit talking about your boss and someone in the group decides to be the devil's advocate
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
shit talking about your boss and someone in the group decides to be the devil's advocate
my late grandfather once told me only a dick grows in someone else's hand, so keep your money in your pocket
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
my late grandfather once told me only a dick grows in someone else's hand, so keep your money in your pocket
life is hard but at least i'm not dumb enough to think it's hard because of immigrants
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
life is hard but at least i'm not dumb enough to think it's hard because of immigrants
folks get those sweaters ready it's almost autism
September 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
folks get those sweaters ready it's almost autism
kia stop showing me commercials for your cars, i'd buy them if i could i just don't have the money please stop
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
kia stop showing me commercials for your cars, i'd buy them if i could i just don't have the money please stop
i'd say deep down nobody likes to work, but it ain't that deep
August 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i'd say deep down nobody likes to work, but it ain't that deep
i hope this email kills us both
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i hope this email kills us both