Shawty Arabia
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I’m crazy. Don’t play.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m crazy. Don’t play.
Self tanner is EXPENSIVE!
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Self tanner is EXPENSIVE!
I know my period is coming on because I’m depressed and don’t have the will to move off the couch.
September 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know my period is coming on because I’m depressed and don’t have the will to move off the couch.
This is hilarious! 😂
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is hilarious! 😂
Every time I sit at my desk, I get sleepy.
September 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every time I sit at my desk, I get sleepy.
Yoga mats are EXPENSIVE!
September 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yoga mats are EXPENSIVE!
ADHD folk, do you just black out sometimes? I was just walking Guts and I was thinking about something and by the time I realized I had walked way further than I intended cause I was lost in thought.
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ADHD folk, do you just black out sometimes? I was just walking Guts and I was thinking about something and by the time I realized I had walked way further than I intended cause I was lost in thought.
I was knocked TF out!
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I was knocked TF out!
I’m going on a walk today without Guts. Is taking a hammer to walk with me crazy/too much?
August 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m going on a walk today without Guts. Is taking a hammer to walk with me crazy/too much?
Got me wanting to go back to elementary school 🤣
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Got me wanting to go back to elementary school 🤣
Chelley is NOT yo friend, girl.
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chelley is NOT yo friend, girl.
I don’t want to work so bad that I feel like I’m about to cry.
August 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t want to work so bad that I feel like I’m about to cry.
When I workout, if I don’t use proper form, it makes my knees hurt so bad.
August 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When I workout, if I don’t use proper form, it makes my knees hurt so bad.
Why does my phone blank out pictures that I send in text messages? I can’t figure out what the issue is. I have space on my phone and cloud. Wtf is this?!
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why does my phone blank out pictures that I send in text messages? I can’t figure out what the issue is. I have space on my phone and cloud. Wtf is this?!
This is HILARIOUS because I’ve seen this movie. (My Mama watches THC like a fiend)
I returned to a small village to restore my fathers farm and haven’t fallen in love with a quirky baker/artist/teacher etc.
I am starting to think all these hallmark Christmas movies have given me unrealistic expectations…
I am starting to think all these hallmark Christmas movies have given me unrealistic expectations…
August 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is HILARIOUS because I’ve seen this movie. (My Mama watches THC like a fiend)
I got everything I need for Mexican laundry. It was less than $100. I can’t WAIT to wash clothes and I hate doing laundry.
August 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I got everything I need for Mexican laundry. It was less than $100. I can’t WAIT to wash clothes and I hate doing laundry.
I need like 12 plushies NOW.
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I need like 12 plushies NOW.
My family wants me to bring Guts down so bad.
August 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My family wants me to bring Guts down so bad.
Waka Flaka makes me want to put on black Air Force’s.
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Waka Flaka makes me want to put on black Air Force’s.
My cousin put me on (Tazo) matcha this past week so I decided to get one from Starbucks and it tasted like germs.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My cousin put me on (Tazo) matcha this past week so I decided to get one from Starbucks and it tasted like germs.
I would not ALLOW my children to go to Howard right now. Those protests and shit the students had to do to get the basics is too much for me to send my baby there.
August 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I would not ALLOW my children to go to Howard right now. Those protests and shit the students had to do to get the basics is too much for me to send my baby there.
Does my chart say that I’m crazy? 🤪
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Does my chart say that I’m crazy? 🤪
Attorneys be accent is from and I think it’s too funny.
August 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Attorneys be accent is from and I think it’s too funny.
Me: Goes to the pharmacy to ask a question to the pharmacist a question.
Asks question
Pharmacist: No.
Me: (in my mind) I’m gonna do it anyway.
Asks question
Pharmacist: No.
Me: (in my mind) I’m gonna do it anyway.
August 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me: Goes to the pharmacy to ask a question to the pharmacist a question.
Asks question
Pharmacist: No.
Me: (in my mind) I’m gonna do it anyway.
Asks question
Pharmacist: No.
Me: (in my mind) I’m gonna do it anyway.
Women be SO READY to call another woman a hoe. It baffles me.
August 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Women be SO READY to call another woman a hoe. It baffles me.