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Wyatt K.
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Co-founder. Tech Adversary. Bennington Alum. Oregon Duck.
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I’m late with this question but just wanted to ask if my team trades the #1 pick away are they also trading away my free Sunday ticket package?
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
My 1.5 year old daughter has learned Josh Allen’s name. She keeps walking into the room, waving at the game and saying “hi Josh.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I am Charlie Brown and Oregon Football is Lucy holding the football.

Can’t wait to kick it again next season. #GoDucks
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Oregon has lost 5 games in 3 seasons. All 5 of those losses are to at worst the national runner up.

I feel like Salieri. #GoDucks
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Starting…. now. #GoDucks
You guys ready for the greatest comeback in the history of sports? #GoDucks
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
You guys ready for the greatest comeback in the history of sports? #GoDucks
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Does Northwestern need a DC?
BREAKING: The Las Vegas Raiders are firing head coach Pete Carroll after just one season, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Good day to be a duck.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Does tOSU have a Mario Cristobal problem?
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
My takeaway from this rumor is that when folded it won't actually be small, and when unfolded it will be unusably large.

Just. Make. A. Small. Phone.
Hands-On With a Rough iPhone Fold Mockup
Apple is rumored to be introducing a foldable iPhone in September 2026, and since it will bring the biggest form factor change since the iPhone was introduced in 2007, curiosity about the design is hi...
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December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Been watching this dude since college and all he does is throw picks in pressure situations.
2 thoughts on tonight’s game: you can’t convince me Sam Darnold is a good QB, and damn these are some ugly uniforms from Seattle.
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
2 thoughts on tonight’s game: you can’t convince me Sam Darnold is a good QB, and damn these are some ugly uniforms from Seattle.
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So passive aggressive...
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's my year. I can feel it.
I try to wait as long as possible on my Heisman ballot because my mind keeps changing. Really hard to narrow it down to three this year.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just don’t even let tOSU in the playoff. Give their spot to Duke.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My mom just called Ryan Day a chump so I think he might be on the hot seat now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Listen, I’m still rooting for an Oregon national championship — but if you think for a second that’s going to keep me off the IU bandwagon you’re sorely mistaken.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let me know when there's an AI notetaker that calls out meeting participants who are clearly doing something else in the background. Until then I don't care.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
UCLA is determined to make all of Oregon’s ranked wins look as bad as possible. #GoDucks
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Remember that one time when we beat UW in Seattle? That was great. We should do that every year. #GoDucks
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Any win over the huskies is a great win in my book. #GoDucks
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Today I’m thankful I didn’t grow up wearing purple and gold. #GoDucks
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thanks to whoever opened a credit card in my name; spending the morning on hold with Capital One is exactly how I wanted to spend thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Senators don’t have pardon power. Butter Cone must face justice.
I was thrilled to pardon Butter Cone, who’ll enjoy the rest of life on a Meriden farm. And the actual butter cones are delicious. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM