Wuppus the Wise
@wuppusthewise.bsky.social
i am very smart
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WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
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oughhhh im [Wupp!]ing it im [Wupp!]ing it….
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
oughhhh im [Wupp!]ing it im [Wupp!]ing it….
make sure to [Wupp!] today!
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
make sure to [Wupp!] today!
95 ppl gotta go follow @slungusposting.bsky.social teehee 6.7 thousand followers are on the horizon
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
95 ppl gotta go follow @slungusposting.bsky.social teehee 6.7 thousand followers are on the horizon
wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom
i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
wupping it so good
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
wupping it so good
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I am too old to invoke 67. So instead I shall invoke this.
Slungus
Slungus
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I am too old to invoke 67. So instead I shall invoke this.
Slungus
Slungus
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Today is November 15th. The day that this account was created and the first Slungus was posted one year ago. Back when I first made the account i really wasn’t expecting it to blow up to the point where it is now. This was all purely for goofs. But I still appreciate the support regardless.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Today is November 15th. The day that this account was created and the first Slungus was posted one year ago. Back when I first made the account i really wasn’t expecting it to blow up to the point where it is now. This was all purely for goofs. But I still appreciate the support regardless.
sloss
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sloss
there is only one correct answer
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
there is only one correct answer
fun fact: forearm crutches are actually better than underarm crutches but they're about 20 bucks more expensive, and so health insurance companies won't give them to you
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
fun fact: forearm crutches are actually better than underarm crutches but they're about 20 bucks more expensive, and so health insurance companies won't give them to you
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis
capitalism strikes again
i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on
cities will burn
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
cities will burn
if you create a suPer secret account that you dont want anyone 2 find, it would be beneficial to not use the same handle format as your main
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
if you create a suPer secret account that you dont want anyone 2 find, it would be beneficial to not use the same handle format as your main
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Slungus lore: Heehee :3 I’m gonna put on a silly hat today >_<
The Luppus subplot for the last 6 months
The Luppus subplot for the last 6 months
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Slungus lore: Heehee :3 I’m gonna put on a silly hat today >_<
The Luppus subplot for the last 6 months
The Luppus subplot for the last 6 months
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Fuck GenAI
Cabbit
Cabbit
Fuck GenAI
Slungus
Slungus
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Fuck GenAI
Cabbit
Cabbit
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⚠️ OPEN CHALLENGE ⚠️
if you can guess who runs this account i'll make a special Limited Edition™ Wuppus the Wise worth .0000483 cents (not an nft)
if you can guess who runs this account i'll make a special Limited Edition™ Wuppus the Wise worth .0000483 cents (not an nft)
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
⚠️ OPEN CHALLENGE ⚠️
if you can guess who runs this account i'll make a special Limited Edition™ Wuppus the Wise worth .0000483 cents (not an nft)
if you can guess who runs this account i'll make a special Limited Edition™ Wuppus the Wise worth .0000483 cents (not an nft)
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i knew i could trust Nerdgus :3
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i knew i could trust Nerdgus :3
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Yes, and you call them “Steamed Hams” despite the fact that they are obviously Slunged.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yes, and you call them “Steamed Hams” despite the fact that they are obviously Slunged.