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Wumbumbus
@wumbumbus.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Bungus
I botched it and actually just blew the hair off the top of my head, now I’m bald!
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I botched it and actually just blew the hair off the top of my head, now I’m bald!
I think I’m just gonna blow my own head off fr
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think I’m just gonna blow my own head off fr
My cock is so small, who want me?
May 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My cock is so small, who want me?
My weewee is small, how do I make it bigger
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My weewee is small, how do I make it bigger
I’m gonna use my totally awesome jacking off power to Jack my little wiener off
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m gonna use my totally awesome jacking off power to Jack my little wiener off
Mint Chocolate Chip Icecream is good, I would claim it is the best Icecream. Every other icecream flavor is subpar by comparison.
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Mint Chocolate Chip Icecream is good, I would claim it is the best Icecream. Every other icecream flavor is subpar by comparison.
She fiddle with my crab til I Claw
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
She fiddle with my crab til I Claw
This is the only anal clip that makes me laugh
November 29, 2024 at 2:13 AM
This is the only anal clip that makes me laugh
I’m eatin a burger with no honey mustard
November 15, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I’m eatin a burger with no honey mustard
On Thursdays we watch Dandadan and the world seems a little less bleak
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM
On Thursdays we watch Dandadan and the world seems a little less bleak
Barbecue Bacon Burger
November 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Barbecue Bacon Burger
Being cursed to look older than you are isn’t all that bad, but when a coworker whose only a year younger than you looks you with shock and disbelief after you tell them your age chips away at your soul
October 26, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Being cursed to look older than you are isn’t all that bad, but when a coworker whose only a year younger than you looks you with shock and disbelief after you tell them your age chips away at your soul
When I was born the doctors had to put me into a hyperbolic time chamber in order to observe how immaculate I would become and then they took me out and de-aged me and removed my foreskin so I would grow up to be a monstrosity
October 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
When I was born the doctors had to put me into a hyperbolic time chamber in order to observe how immaculate I would become and then they took me out and de-aged me and removed my foreskin so I would grow up to be a monstrosity
Hey girl are you a gizmo? Because I wanna tinker your doodads
a wooden box with chinese characters on it sits next to a metal can
ALT: a wooden box with chinese characters on it sits next to a metal can
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October 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Hey girl are you a gizmo? Because I wanna tinker your doodads
I have an amazing ability to turn any toilet into a bowl of delicious chili
October 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I have an amazing ability to turn any toilet into a bowl of delicious chili
Ngl beer is kinda gross, if I wanted bread I’d buy a loaf from the store fr
October 20, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Ngl beer is kinda gross, if I wanted bread I’d buy a loaf from the store fr
She yoink on my doink til it fall off
October 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM
She yoink on my doink til it fall off