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People waiting for the shooters mugshot to drop
a man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipop
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipop
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December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
People waiting for the shooters mugshot to drop
I thought it was "Downtown Abbey" for like a decade
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I thought it was "Downtown Abbey" for like a decade
Won't someone think of the heartless CEOs?
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Won't someone think of the heartless CEOs?
I'm not a member of antifa but I am a member of antialfalfa because keep that shit off my sandwich #notmysandwich
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I'm not a member of antifa but I am a member of antialfalfa because keep that shit off my sandwich #notmysandwich
"All of these pubic hairs found in these rooms were clean and moist" Ok, I've watched enough Forensic Files
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
"All of these pubic hairs found in these rooms were clean and moist" Ok, I've watched enough Forensic Files
I'm gonna start calling my used car a 'rescue'
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I'm gonna start calling my used car a 'rescue'
I don't celebrate Christmas because it's against my belief that I should be receiving presents year round
November 15, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I don't celebrate Christmas because it's against my belief that I should be receiving presents year round
If you're planning on releasing balloons during a memorial service maybe just save some time and drive down the street throwing garbage out of the car window in memory of your loved one
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
If you're planning on releasing balloons during a memorial service maybe just save some time and drive down the street throwing garbage out of the car window in memory of your loved one
La Croix really knocked it out of the park with the limoncello flavor! Really captured the essence of a hairy Italian man eating a whole vanilla coated lemon and puking in your mouth
November 15, 2024 at 1:48 PM
La Croix really knocked it out of the park with the limoncello flavor! Really captured the essence of a hairy Italian man eating a whole vanilla coated lemon and puking in your mouth
for a vampire it's totally normal and healthy to have blood in your stool
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
for a vampire it's totally normal and healthy to have blood in your stool
Hot Ones should have a companion show called Hot Twos about the morning after
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Hot Ones should have a companion show called Hot Twos about the morning after
NFL gotta get those kids hooked on football via Nickelodeon early before they can spell CTE
November 15, 2024 at 1:43 PM
NFL gotta get those kids hooked on football via Nickelodeon early before they can spell CTE
My most played song of the year is the Daisy cottage cheese song AGAIN
November 15, 2024 at 12:29 PM
My most played song of the year is the Daisy cottage cheese song AGAIN