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“Boy, when you die at the palace you really DIE at the palace!” - Comicus
The current state of my Facebook feed is pretty much Times Square in the 80s: advertisements, sex workers, violence, cats, and millions of strangers trying to sell me garbage.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The current state of my Facebook feed is pretty much Times Square in the 80s: advertisements, sex workers, violence, cats, and millions of strangers trying to sell me garbage.
Did we learn NOTHING from Candyman?!
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Did we learn NOTHING from Candyman?!
Three tropes I miss from sitcoms:
1. Back-and-forth between two dates at the same time
2. Replacing someone’s missing/dead pet with an identical one
3. Christmas flashbacks when a main character is on the verge of a big life change OR trapped by hazardous weather conditions
1. Back-and-forth between two dates at the same time
2. Replacing someone’s missing/dead pet with an identical one
3. Christmas flashbacks when a main character is on the verge of a big life change OR trapped by hazardous weather conditions
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Three tropes I miss from sitcoms:
1. Back-and-forth between two dates at the same time
2. Replacing someone’s missing/dead pet with an identical one
3. Christmas flashbacks when a main character is on the verge of a big life change OR trapped by hazardous weather conditions
1. Back-and-forth between two dates at the same time
2. Replacing someone’s missing/dead pet with an identical one
3. Christmas flashbacks when a main character is on the verge of a big life change OR trapped by hazardous weather conditions
Things I plan to do on a 4-day weekend:
Write a novel
Fly to Paris
Learn a language
Clean my closet
Start training for a marathon
Run a marathon
Play video games ✅
Write a novel
Fly to Paris
Learn a language
Clean my closet
Start training for a marathon
Run a marathon
Play video games ✅
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Things I plan to do on a 4-day weekend:
Write a novel
Fly to Paris
Learn a language
Clean my closet
Start training for a marathon
Run a marathon
Play video games ✅
Write a novel
Fly to Paris
Learn a language
Clean my closet
Start training for a marathon
Run a marathon
Play video games ✅
I’m trying to do enough good deeds to deserve a Checkers apple pie after work. I don’t mean treating myself; I mean them actually putting it in the bag after I paid for it. 🙏🏾
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m trying to do enough good deeds to deserve a Checkers apple pie after work. I don’t mean treating myself; I mean them actually putting it in the bag after I paid for it. 🙏🏾
Being forced to say “you lick snizz” should replace tapping out in MMA.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Being forced to say “you lick snizz” should replace tapping out in MMA.
Tyler Perry’s House of Cards
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tyler Perry’s House of Cards
Most things in pop culture age badly but shoutout to Sir Mix a Lot who went from a once misogynistic song about objectification to one about body positivity over 30 years.
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Most things in pop culture age badly but shoutout to Sir Mix a Lot who went from a once misogynistic song about objectification to one about body positivity over 30 years.
Breece Hall scored three fucking TDs!
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Breece Hall scored three fucking TDs!
Breece Hall scored TWO TDs!
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Breece Hall scored TWO TDs!
Breece Hall scored a TD!
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Breece Hall scored a TD!
The Washington Commanders should at least consider hiring a literal child who plays Madden 10 hours a day to run their offense. Either that or Disney make a movie about it.
October 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The Washington Commanders should at least consider hiring a literal child who plays Madden 10 hours a day to run their offense. Either that or Disney make a movie about it.
I don’t care what anyone says, Arthur Rinderknech hates his cousin.
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don’t care what anyone says, Arthur Rinderknech hates his cousin.
Every season of the New York Jets feels like the plot of Major League without the third act.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every season of the New York Jets feels like the plot of Major League without the third act.
Free Fantasy Football Advice: start Emari Demarcado everywhere in week 6. The Cardinals have to kiss his ass now because he lost them the game and got yelled at.
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Free Fantasy Football Advice: start Emari Demarcado everywhere in week 6. The Cardinals have to kiss his ass now because he lost them the game and got yelled at.
Why do people keep talking about “release the Epstein Files” like it’s some hidden document from the 1890s? The people in the files are still alive; make new ones. Y’all just don’t want to know.
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why do people keep talking about “release the Epstein Files” like it’s some hidden document from the 1890s? The people in the files are still alive; make new ones. Y’all just don’t want to know.
Maya Joint can be a giant-killer but we just have to figure out how to beat Amanda Anisimova.
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maya Joint can be a giant-killer but we just have to figure out how to beat Amanda Anisimova.
I have a zero tolerance policy when anyone badmouths Demi Moore. I’m not arguing or debating, just immediately going no contact.
September 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have a zero tolerance policy when anyone badmouths Demi Moore. I’m not arguing or debating, just immediately going no contact.
It took long enough but the term “generational talent” has finally caused national outrage mostly because it’s meaningless gibberish. I guess it doesn’t mean “once-in-a-generation talent” since Manning, Brady, and Brees are all in the same generation and they’re ALL Generational™️.
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It took long enough but the term “generational talent” has finally caused national outrage mostly because it’s meaningless gibberish. I guess it doesn’t mean “once-in-a-generation talent” since Manning, Brady, and Brees are all in the same generation and they’re ALL Generational™️.
I wish Rocket Money could tell me how much money I spent at nightclubs between 1997 and 2005.
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I wish Rocket Money could tell me how much money I spent at nightclubs between 1997 and 2005.
There’s always another week left in July.
July 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
There’s always another week left in July.
As an Old™️ who works around a lot of Zs, I have on more than one occasion around my peers pretended to not know who Bobbi Altoff and Jenny Nicholson are and today I lied when I said I couldn’t tell them apart.
July 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As an Old™️ who works around a lot of Zs, I have on more than one occasion around my peers pretended to not know who Bobbi Altoff and Jenny Nicholson are and today I lied when I said I couldn’t tell them apart.
The Astronomer boycott will be the easiest boycott of all time. No longer doing business with them whatever that business may be.
July 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Astronomer boycott will be the easiest boycott of all time. No longer doing business with them whatever that business may be.
An unsolicited list of cars I thought were cool when I was a teen:
1. Dodge Stealth
2. Suzuki Sidekick
3. Ford Probe
4. Chevy Cavalier Z24
5. VW Cabriolet
Honorable mention to the most grown up, I pay bills and listen to Anita Baker car of all time: Nissan Maxima
1. Dodge Stealth
2. Suzuki Sidekick
3. Ford Probe
4. Chevy Cavalier Z24
5. VW Cabriolet
Honorable mention to the most grown up, I pay bills and listen to Anita Baker car of all time: Nissan Maxima
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
An unsolicited list of cars I thought were cool when I was a teen:
1. Dodge Stealth
2. Suzuki Sidekick
3. Ford Probe
4. Chevy Cavalier Z24
5. VW Cabriolet
Honorable mention to the most grown up, I pay bills and listen to Anita Baker car of all time: Nissan Maxima
1. Dodge Stealth
2. Suzuki Sidekick
3. Ford Probe
4. Chevy Cavalier Z24
5. VW Cabriolet
Honorable mention to the most grown up, I pay bills and listen to Anita Baker car of all time: Nissan Maxima