Jes
@wtfisajes.bsky.social
Jewish Appalachian Hill Witch // Reads too much, sucks at video games.
me, sitting at my desk, doing biz ethics homework SCREAMING "THIS IS STUPID ETHICS IS STUPID PHILOSOPHY IS STUPID THIS ISN'T SERIOUS"
it feels just like 2015, when i took ethics for my first degree, it was the last class i had to take and i put it off til quite literally the last possible moment
it feels just like 2015, when i took ethics for my first degree, it was the last class i had to take and i put it off til quite literally the last possible moment
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
me, sitting at my desk, doing biz ethics homework SCREAMING "THIS IS STUPID ETHICS IS STUPID PHILOSOPHY IS STUPID THIS ISN'T SERIOUS"
it feels just like 2015, when i took ethics for my first degree, it was the last class i had to take and i put it off til quite literally the last possible moment
it feels just like 2015, when i took ethics for my first degree, it was the last class i had to take and i put it off til quite literally the last possible moment
my 7-year-old discovered the 10-hour nyan cat youtube video
that's it, that's the entire post.
that's it, that's the entire post.
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my 7-year-old discovered the 10-hour nyan cat youtube video
that's it, that's the entire post.
that's it, that's the entire post.
i despise that so many fall flavor things are apple or pumpkin. JUSTICE FOR MAPLE AND CRANBERRY FLAVORS!!!!
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i despise that so many fall flavor things are apple or pumpkin. JUSTICE FOR MAPLE AND CRANBERRY FLAVORS!!!!
did u guys know that u can be so exhausted u feel literally physically nauseated/sick??????????? TIL
August 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
did u guys know that u can be so exhausted u feel literally physically nauseated/sick??????????? TIL
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This marks the monumental milestone of FIFTY WHOLE MINIGAMES!!!
you can celebrate by wishlisting below and telling me how to market the game now that I won't have any more funny lil clips to post to social media
you can celebrate by wishlisting below and telling me how to market the game now that I won't have any more funny lil clips to post to social media
Many Mini Typing Games on Steam
Chase high scores in a series of breakneck typing minigames! Keep up with keyboard-mashing cats, banana-wielding monkey-cowboys and more as you "QWERTY" your way to new heights!
store.steampowered.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This marks the monumental milestone of FIFTY WHOLE MINIGAMES!!!
you can celebrate by wishlisting below and telling me how to market the game now that I won't have any more funny lil clips to post to social media
you can celebrate by wishlisting below and telling me how to market the game now that I won't have any more funny lil clips to post to social media
still alive...but considering finding a c*caine dealer if i'm going to maintain my pace at school, continue working full-time, and being an involved parent going into fall sports. (this is a JOKE)
August 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
still alive...but considering finding a c*caine dealer if i'm going to maintain my pace at school, continue working full-time, and being an involved parent going into fall sports. (this is a JOKE)
since i'm now a full-time employee, full-time student, and full-time parent, i honest to god think i'm going to die of a stress-induced heart attack because i do not know how to delegate things.
July 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
since i'm now a full-time employee, full-time student, and full-time parent, i honest to god think i'm going to die of a stress-induced heart attack because i do not know how to delegate things.
barely a person. almost done week 2 of my new job, classes started yesterday, and i have like a million things going on otherwise. I would like...a nap.
July 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
barely a person. almost done week 2 of my new job, classes started yesterday, and i have like a million things going on otherwise. I would like...a nap.
happy father's day to the guy who said "hell yeah" when i said "i cannot be the stay at home parent anymore, my mental health is shit, can i get a job instead" LMFAO
and to that same guy who continues not to be emasculated by my desire to be our family breadwinner. I married the right one.
and to that same guy who continues not to be emasculated by my desire to be our family breadwinner. I married the right one.
June 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
happy father's day to the guy who said "hell yeah" when i said "i cannot be the stay at home parent anymore, my mental health is shit, can i get a job instead" LMFAO
and to that same guy who continues not to be emasculated by my desire to be our family breadwinner. I married the right one.
and to that same guy who continues not to be emasculated by my desire to be our family breadwinner. I married the right one.
GOT A JOB!!!! And honestly, it's the one I wanted the most of all the ones I interviewed for.
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
GOT A JOB!!!! And honestly, it's the one I wanted the most of all the ones I interviewed for.
so a really cool thing about having blood sugar problems now (hypoglycemia specifically) is that when i'm stressed and can't eat, i also feel faint and shaky!!!!!
what i would give to be a stress eater lmfao. instead i'm gagging even when trying to eat my safest of safe foods.
what i would give to be a stress eater lmfao. instead i'm gagging even when trying to eat my safest of safe foods.
June 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
so a really cool thing about having blood sugar problems now (hypoglycemia specifically) is that when i'm stressed and can't eat, i also feel faint and shaky!!!!!
what i would give to be a stress eater lmfao. instead i'm gagging even when trying to eat my safest of safe foods.
what i would give to be a stress eater lmfao. instead i'm gagging even when trying to eat my safest of safe foods.
i'm sorry but i do not get good vibes from your company if one of the ONLY questions you ask me in an interview is "what is your plan for emergency childcare, like if your child is sick"
do you ask your male interviewees this question? 🤔
do you ask your male interviewees this question? 🤔
June 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i'm sorry but i do not get good vibes from your company if one of the ONLY questions you ask me in an interview is "what is your plan for emergency childcare, like if your child is sick"
do you ask your male interviewees this question? 🤔
do you ask your male interviewees this question? 🤔
"feminism? what feminism?" - me every single time there's an issue with the car
yes, I can change my own oil and shit if I HAVE TO, but...tire size? pumping gas?? i'm just a girl!!!!!! i do not want to deal with Car!!!!!!!!!
yes, I can change my own oil and shit if I HAVE TO, but...tire size? pumping gas?? i'm just a girl!!!!!! i do not want to deal with Car!!!!!!!!!
June 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"feminism? what feminism?" - me every single time there's an issue with the car
yes, I can change my own oil and shit if I HAVE TO, but...tire size? pumping gas?? i'm just a girl!!!!!! i do not want to deal with Car!!!!!!!!!
yes, I can change my own oil and shit if I HAVE TO, but...tire size? pumping gas?? i'm just a girl!!!!!! i do not want to deal with Car!!!!!!!!!
me, for 2 months: an interview maybe once every other week or so, some meh leads, nothing pans out
me, literally today: 2 back-to-back interviews that want me to come in for in-person interviews, a scheduled phone screening for a 3rd job, and a scheduled virtual interview for a 4th job. 💀
me, literally today: 2 back-to-back interviews that want me to come in for in-person interviews, a scheduled phone screening for a 3rd job, and a scheduled virtual interview for a 4th job. 💀
May 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
me, for 2 months: an interview maybe once every other week or so, some meh leads, nothing pans out
me, literally today: 2 back-to-back interviews that want me to come in for in-person interviews, a scheduled phone screening for a 3rd job, and a scheduled virtual interview for a 4th job. 💀
me, literally today: 2 back-to-back interviews that want me to come in for in-person interviews, a scheduled phone screening for a 3rd job, and a scheduled virtual interview for a 4th job. 💀
actually endeavoring to organize my books for the first time since 2020 and I am already so full of many regrets
May 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
actually endeavoring to organize my books for the first time since 2020 and I am already so full of many regrets
(among other reasons) reading news updates about Stolarz during playoffs makes me want to commit crimes against Sam Bennett
May 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(among other reasons) reading news updates about Stolarz during playoffs makes me want to commit crimes against Sam Bennett
my 9th wedding anniversary was today. the secret to a happy marriage? roast the shit out of each other and never let your wife get too hangry.
May 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my 9th wedding anniversary was today. the secret to a happy marriage? roast the shit out of each other and never let your wife get too hangry.
approaching my 9th wedding anniversary and thinking about all the totally legitimate reasons we have had for our marriage/relationship to fail and realizing that not a single thing broke us apart but instead drove us closer together. i almost believe in soulmates.
April 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
approaching my 9th wedding anniversary and thinking about all the totally legitimate reasons we have had for our marriage/relationship to fail and realizing that not a single thing broke us apart but instead drove us closer together. i almost believe in soulmates.
me: curates a ~friday night stack of novellas and manga
also me: leaves them sitting next to me while I read a 1200 page book instead
this is why i have so many unread short books!!!!!!
also me: leaves them sitting next to me while I read a 1200 page book instead
this is why i have so many unread short books!!!!!!
March 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
me: curates a ~friday night stack of novellas and manga
also me: leaves them sitting next to me while I read a 1200 page book instead
this is why i have so many unread short books!!!!!!
also me: leaves them sitting next to me while I read a 1200 page book instead
this is why i have so many unread short books!!!!!!
A BRAG: I've been CRAVING kung pao chicken for days and my spouse made us homemade kung pao chicken for dinner and it's perfect. 🤤
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A BRAG: I've been CRAVING kung pao chicken for days and my spouse made us homemade kung pao chicken for dinner and it's perfect. 🤤
I got made fun of all the time in college for my sense of humor (and lack of social awareness), so it feels AMAZING now that I'm in my 30s and realizing I actually AM funny af and entertaining both in work and in casual settings. Like, OTHER PEOPLE think I'm HILARIOUS???
February 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I got made fun of all the time in college for my sense of humor (and lack of social awareness), so it feels AMAZING now that I'm in my 30s and realizing I actually AM funny af and entertaining both in work and in casual settings. Like, OTHER PEOPLE think I'm HILARIOUS???
did i write this tweet
you should invite me to your movie podcast. I can offer great insights such as:
- haven't seen that one but I hear good things
- haven't heard of that one actually
- oh I know like, the references people make to that one but I haven't actually seen it
- haven't seen that one but I hear good things
- haven't heard of that one actually
- oh I know like, the references people make to that one but I haven't actually seen it
February 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
did i write this tweet
it's OVER for all of you now that I can confirm God is pro-smut
February 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it's OVER for all of you now that I can confirm God is pro-smut
i love when someone (usually a man) tries to tell me what to read to experience "good literature" and then blowing their fucking minds when i tell them all the "good literature" i've read that actually exacerbated my depression and how that stopped happening when i started reading romance lmfaoooooo
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i love when someone (usually a man) tries to tell me what to read to experience "good literature" and then blowing their fucking minds when i tell them all the "good literature" i've read that actually exacerbated my depression and how that stopped happening when i started reading romance lmfaoooooo
not me almost recommending my MIL a reverse harem series because she asked me for more fantasy romance recommendations and i was just naming my faves to her jesus fucking christ
February 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
not me almost recommending my MIL a reverse harem series because she asked me for more fantasy romance recommendations and i was just naming my faves to her jesus fucking christ