Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
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writtennred.bsky.social
Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
@writtennred.bsky.social
Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club. #NOLAtwitter
Mentally I'm here. 💜💛💚
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I met @profcarlnivale.bsky.social !!! 💜💛💚
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Of all 150+ throws I made this season, I think this is my favorite.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I caught a patch from the Queen Diva herself Big Freedia!!!!! 💜💚💛 #youalreadyknow
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
There will be no torn ligaments due to command-stripping signs together this year as I'm putting them all on my head.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
More Cleo cups coming out of the glitter den today! 💜💚💛
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I wonder how much I need to tip our float deejay to NOT play "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!"
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
@latitude29nola.bsky.social Because at the end of the route, we're all just throwing shit glued to other shit to drunk people at a parade. 💜💚💛
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This Friday y'all!!!! 💜💚💛 Make me a sign and I'll do my best to get you something good. I'll also be on the lookout for Reddit snoos.
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Garage looking like a hibiscus nursery in anticipation of the freeze.
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Find me on the route and I may have a cup for you! Tip: Signs help. A lot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I've lived here 12 years and just experienced my first King Cake baby in the garbage disposal incident.
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hey human, glad you're home. I'm just sitting in my recliner watching sheep TV. #corgicrew
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.87
Weather: Damp breeze
Dogs Petted: 1
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose)
Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid)
Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Huey has accepted his fate as Governor of the Glitter Den. #corgicrew
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Since everyone got such a kick out of my Dong king Cake, you're going to really like the latest thing coming out of the glitter den.
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
'Tis the season for off beat clapping!!! Only 36 days until #RexComus
Old ass Gayle Benson clapping off beat to Big Freedia
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Picking up the Dong, dropping off oyster shells to a fellow glitterer and returning an ill-fitting penguin costume. Anywhere else these would be considered weird errands.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Last year I made a toilet paper tree plunger. Doing another one for this year but bigger. And lit up. 💜💚💛
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.36
Weather: Lukewarm bath water
Dogs Petted: 3
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Duck pond oyster shells are ready for Les Fous! Find me walking with the Goddesses to get one!
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Today's run stats
Miles: 2.5
Weather: Sticky breeze
Dogs Petted: 2
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
First signature throw catch of the season! 💜💚💛
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Fertilized the girls over the weekend and they are giving today!!! Swamp Cloud, Storm Front, Blue Jean Baby and Heart of Darkness. 🌺
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
When he shreds up his new Corgi stuffie, is it cannibalism? #corgicrew
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM