Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
@writtennred.bsky.social
Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club. #NOLAtwitter
Mentally I'm here. 💜💛💚
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Mentally I'm here. 💜💛💚
I met @profcarlnivale.bsky.social !!! 💜💛💚
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I met @profcarlnivale.bsky.social !!! 💜💛💚
Of all 150+ throws I made this season, I think this is my favorite.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Of all 150+ throws I made this season, I think this is my favorite.
I caught a patch from the Queen Diva herself Big Freedia!!!!! 💜💚💛 #youalreadyknow
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I caught a patch from the Queen Diva herself Big Freedia!!!!! 💜💚💛 #youalreadyknow
There will be no torn ligaments due to command-stripping signs together this year as I'm putting them all on my head.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
There will be no torn ligaments due to command-stripping signs together this year as I'm putting them all on my head.
More Cleo cups coming out of the glitter den today! 💜💚💛
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
More Cleo cups coming out of the glitter den today! 💜💚💛
I wonder how much I need to tip our float deejay to NOT play "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!"
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I wonder how much I need to tip our float deejay to NOT play "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!"
@latitude29nola.bsky.social Because at the end of the route, we're all just throwing shit glued to other shit to drunk people at a parade. 💜💚💛
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
@latitude29nola.bsky.social Because at the end of the route, we're all just throwing shit glued to other shit to drunk people at a parade. 💜💚💛
This Friday y'all!!!! 💜💚💛 Make me a sign and I'll do my best to get you something good. I'll also be on the lookout for Reddit snoos.
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This Friday y'all!!!! 💜💚💛 Make me a sign and I'll do my best to get you something good. I'll also be on the lookout for Reddit snoos.
Garage looking like a hibiscus nursery in anticipation of the freeze.
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Garage looking like a hibiscus nursery in anticipation of the freeze.
Find me on the route and I may have a cup for you! Tip: Signs help. A lot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Find me on the route and I may have a cup for you! Tip: Signs help. A lot.
I've lived here 12 years and just experienced my first King Cake baby in the garbage disposal incident.
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I've lived here 12 years and just experienced my first King Cake baby in the garbage disposal incident.
Hey human, glad you're home. I'm just sitting in my recliner watching sheep TV. #corgicrew
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hey human, glad you're home. I'm just sitting in my recliner watching sheep TV. #corgicrew
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.87
Weather: Damp breeze
Dogs Petted: 1
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose)
Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid)
Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem
Miles: 3.87
Weather: Damp breeze
Dogs Petted: 1
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose)
Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid)
Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.87
Weather: Damp breeze
Dogs Petted: 1
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose)
Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid)
Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem
Miles: 3.87
Weather: Damp breeze
Dogs Petted: 1
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 1 (and a guy who may have been Trevor Lawrence flexing strong arms pose)
Cat Calls: 1 (possibly a screaming kid)
Energizing Tune: "Venom" by Eminem
Huey has accepted his fate as Governor of the Glitter Den. #corgicrew
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Huey has accepted his fate as Governor of the Glitter Den. #corgicrew
Since everyone got such a kick out of my Dong king Cake, you're going to really like the latest thing coming out of the glitter den.
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Since everyone got such a kick out of my Dong king Cake, you're going to really like the latest thing coming out of the glitter den.
Picking up the Dong, dropping off oyster shells to a fellow glitterer and returning an ill-fitting penguin costume. Anywhere else these would be considered weird errands.
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Picking up the Dong, dropping off oyster shells to a fellow glitterer and returning an ill-fitting penguin costume. Anywhere else these would be considered weird errands.
Last year I made a toilet paper tree plunger. Doing another one for this year but bigger. And lit up. 💜💚💛
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Last year I made a toilet paper tree plunger. Doing another one for this year but bigger. And lit up. 💜💚💛
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.36
Weather: Lukewarm bath water
Dogs Petted: 3
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby
Miles: 3.36
Weather: Lukewarm bath water
Dogs Petted: 3
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Today's run stats
Miles: 3.36
Weather: Lukewarm bath water
Dogs Petted: 3
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby
Miles: 3.36
Weather: Lukewarm bath water
Dogs Petted: 3
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "Prairie Dog Town" by Bruce Hornsby
Duck pond oyster shells are ready for Les Fous! Find me walking with the Goddesses to get one!
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Duck pond oyster shells are ready for Les Fous! Find me walking with the Goddesses to get one!
Today's run stats
Miles: 2.5
Weather: Sticky breeze
Dogs Petted: 2
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim
Miles: 2.5
Weather: Sticky breeze
Dogs Petted: 2
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Today's run stats
Miles: 2.5
Weather: Sticky breeze
Dogs Petted: 2
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim
Miles: 2.5
Weather: Sticky breeze
Dogs Petted: 2
Kids High-Fived: 0
Runner Nods: 2
Cat Calls: 0
Energizing Tune: "How Many Licks" by Lil Kim
First signature throw catch of the season! 💜💚💛
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
First signature throw catch of the season! 💜💚💛
Fertilized the girls over the weekend and they are giving today!!! Swamp Cloud, Storm Front, Blue Jean Baby and Heart of Darkness. 🌺
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Fertilized the girls over the weekend and they are giving today!!! Swamp Cloud, Storm Front, Blue Jean Baby and Heart of Darkness. 🌺
When he shreds up his new Corgi stuffie, is it cannibalism? #corgicrew
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
When he shreds up his new Corgi stuffie, is it cannibalism? #corgicrew