Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
@writtennred.bsky.social
Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club. #NOLAtwitter
My really good friend is Huey's "stylist". It wasn't until after we got home from his spa appointment that I noticed she added a little lagniappe to his pawdicure. #CorgiCrew
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My really good friend is Huey's "stylist". It wasn't until after we got home from his spa appointment that I noticed she added a little lagniappe to his pawdicure. #CorgiCrew
I usually order cherry protein powder to go in my daily berry smoothie but the company was out so I opted for rocket pop flavor only to discover it has edible glitter in it. Which I guess is an improvement over the non-edible glitter that inadvertently wound up in it anyway. 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I usually order cherry protein powder to go in my daily berry smoothie but the company was out so I opted for rocket pop flavor only to discover it has edible glitter in it. Which I guess is an improvement over the non-edible glitter that inadvertently wound up in it anyway. 🥴
Because I have more New Orleans peeps here who will appreciate this, I'm still laughing at this reply from the other app yesterday. ☠️
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Because I have more New Orleans peeps here who will appreciate this, I'm still laughing at this reply from the other app yesterday. ☠️
Call me a roofer because I've got shingles! (Seriously, universe WTF?)
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Call me a roofer because I've got shingles! (Seriously, universe WTF?)
Little tip for my fellow ADHDers/self-neglectors, I'm really enjoying the Finch app. It's kinda like a Tomagotchi except instead of shitting everywhere and crying, it sends me little positive notes throughout the day and tells me about her adventures abroad.
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Little tip for my fellow ADHDers/self-neglectors, I'm really enjoying the Finch app. It's kinda like a Tomagotchi except instead of shitting everywhere and crying, it sends me little positive notes throughout the day and tells me about her adventures abroad.
Everything I have on auto ship never aligns. I've tried doing actual math and calendar comparisons and I always still have to adjust. Even on things that never change like Huey's food. Same amount of brown pebbles twice a day - one order right on time, the next two weeks early...
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Everything I have on auto ship never aligns. I've tried doing actual math and calendar comparisons and I always still have to adjust. Even on things that never change like Huey's food. Same amount of brown pebbles twice a day - one order right on time, the next two weeks early...
Got this gorgeous Devil Duck from a fellow glitterer at Krewe of Boo! He's now the overlord of the duck bathroom.
October 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Got this gorgeous Devil Duck from a fellow glitterer at Krewe of Boo! He's now the overlord of the duck bathroom.
Learned a fun new New Orleans game last night. Instead of "Fireworks or Gunshots", we played "Possum or Big Ass Rat?"
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Learned a fun new New Orleans game last night. Instead of "Fireworks or Gunshots", we played "Possum or Big Ass Rat?"
Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. Woke up at 3:30 a.m. and decided at 4:30 to just get up at 5 to do chores. Due to swamp drought, our bedroom door doesn't shut so to not disturb the sleeping husband, the only thing I accomplished was wiping down the fridge and rearranging the magnets.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. Woke up at 3:30 a.m. and decided at 4:30 to just get up at 5 to do chores. Due to swamp drought, our bedroom door doesn't shut so to not disturb the sleeping husband, the only thing I accomplished was wiping down the fridge and rearranging the magnets.
Quarter day drinking led to this wonderful purchase. Now I understand 1) why this was on clearance for 5 bucks and 2) why you should always try things on in-store. 😂 #CorgiCrew
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Quarter day drinking led to this wonderful purchase. Now I understand 1) why this was on clearance for 5 bucks and 2) why you should always try things on in-store. 😂 #CorgiCrew
I forgot how much of a time warp random weekday day drinking is... Or I just got old...
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I forgot how much of a time warp random weekday day drinking is... Or I just got old...
Went to bed with a slight twinge in my lower back. Woke up (multiple times) with sharp pains in my lower back. Happy 45th birthday to me!
(No, this will not hamper today's day drinking in the Quarter.)
(No, this will not hamper today's day drinking in the Quarter.)
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Went to bed with a slight twinge in my lower back. Woke up (multiple times) with sharp pains in my lower back. Happy 45th birthday to me!
(No, this will not hamper today's day drinking in the Quarter.)
(No, this will not hamper today's day drinking in the Quarter.)
This is what happens when I get four days of Me Time - and still two days to go! #RollWave🌊
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is what happens when I get four days of Me Time - and still two days to go! #RollWave🌊
Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. I'm all too familiar with hot flashes and night sweats but last night I learned that hot cold sweats are a thing and even more difficult to try and sleep through.
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause. I'm all too familiar with hot flashes and night sweats but last night I learned that hot cold sweats are a thing and even more difficult to try and sleep through.
Decisions were made.
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Decisions were made.
One minute, he's dragging the chicken around the house, shaking it and hell bent on destroying it. The next, it's his pillow.
October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One minute, he's dragging the chicken around the house, shaking it and hell bent on destroying it. The next, it's his pillow.
Since the Britney Cleo cups were such a big hit on the Gram, I went ahead and bought out Five Below. I feel like I'm assembling a bunch of army men for battle. 😂
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Since the Britney Cleo cups were such a big hit on the Gram, I went ahead and bought out Five Below. I feel like I'm assembling a bunch of army men for battle. 😂
Still waiting for transfers to dry but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Still waiting for transfers to dry but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.
His widdle nubbie wags 🥰
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
His widdle nubbie wags 🥰
Dear Satan, it's me in perimenopause. A lot of women experience itchy ears, but not me, it's my nose. Sometimes so bad, I leave my camera off during work meetings because I don't want anyone getting the idea that I have a problem with a particular drug.
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dear Satan, it's me in perimenopause. A lot of women experience itchy ears, but not me, it's my nose. Sometimes so bad, I leave my camera off during work meetings because I don't want anyone getting the idea that I have a problem with a particular drug.
Which one of y'all turned the sauna back on? It's just gross outside this morning.
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Which one of y'all turned the sauna back on? It's just gross outside this morning.
In my happy place this morning, but damn I'm ready to get these volcanoes done so I can move on to something else.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In my happy place this morning, but damn I'm ready to get these volcanoes done so I can move on to something else.