ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 ( * 𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑓𝑒𝑟 ), ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ( * 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑟. )
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜, 𝑎𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤.
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Merihem. Merihem Lycoris. It's a sincere pleasure to meet you, Contessa.
( crimson eyes descend upon the arachnid — arms stretching into the air for a moment before he rests his hands upon his hips. )
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Merihem. Merihem Lycoris. It's a sincere pleasure to meet you, Contessa.
( crimson eyes descend upon the arachnid — arms stretching into the air for a moment before he rests his hands upon his hips. )
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oh, no – I'M not married. you're thinking of my older brother.
he's strictly homoromantic. i, however, am a widowed man.
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ᅠᅠ you ...
are married.
Yet I do spend lots of time with your lover.. * who is much more beautiful you lucky dog. *
it is appreciated.. 🌀🌀.
ㅤᅠᅠ ( wow.. not often struck by fluster often ! )
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y'know, i've never ever been afraid of spiders and i've fucked a myriad of creatures in my day
but god damn.
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oh, no – I'M not married. you're thinking of my older brother.
he's strictly homoromantic. i, however, am a widowed man.
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y'know, i've never ever been afraid of spiders and i've fucked a myriad of creatures in my day
but god damn.
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ᅠᅠㅤ*ᅠ𝑾𝒉at◝ s tha𝐭 l𝙤𝙤k 𝐟𝐨𝐫 .ᐣ
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ㅤᅠ𝖎t◝ s 𝓼unday﹑ after all..
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y'know, i've never ever been afraid of spiders and i've fucked a myriad of creatures in my day
but god damn.
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you, uh... you alright there, stocking?
you look a little down in the dumps.
( he's admittedly not great at this. but he's trying! cut him some slack. )
( he's never had to get his teeth removed before; all of his teeth fit perfectly in his mouth. )
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( holding two ice packs up to the sides of her jaw - usual practice following surgery.
considering she's of angelic descent, her healing process likely wont be as grueling. however, she /has/ been placed under a strict soft diet for the next few weeks.
. . . she's very upset about it. )
you, uh... you alright there, stocking?
you look a little down in the dumps.
( he's admittedly not great at this. but he's trying! cut him some slack. )
( he's never had to get his teeth removed before; all of his teeth fit perfectly in his mouth. )
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i will be honest, i'm sure i'll come to trust you with that in due time. i just... don't want to rush into that kind of thing.
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don't remember the last time i heard anyone ever say that.
. . . well. i tried.
i wouldn't wanna put that burden onto someone i've just met. it'd be wrong. and a little awkward... probably.
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i will be honest, i'm sure i'll come to trust you with that in due time. i just... don't want to rush into that kind of thing.
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i wouldn't wanna put that burden onto someone i've just met. it'd be wrong. and a little awkward... probably.
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need some help ?
look. i have wants and needs.
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i wouldn't wanna put that burden onto someone i've just met. it'd be wrong. and a little awkward... probably.
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look. i have wants and needs.
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didnt seem like nothing
nothing, nothing.
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look. i have wants and needs.
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nothing, nothing.
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nothing, nothing.
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me too man. me too.
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daddy’s in heat .
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me too man. me too.
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i wouldn't have expected you to.
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i wouldn't have expected you to.
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i already know i'm hot.
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i already know i'm hot.
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no need, quite honestly.
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no need, quite honestly.
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oh no... not r2 :(
my favorite type of traffic
oh no... not r2 :(
it WOULD be awkward, but hey — it's a hypothetical, so it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because it wouldn't actually happen.
... but it's funny to think you'd look past it that easily.
it’d be a little awkward if i watched you kill everybody else still. ( * 💧 )
. . . but you called me cute, so im willing to look past that.
nobody’s perfect! or whatever they say.
it WOULD be awkward, but hey — it's a hypothetical, so it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because it wouldn't actually happen.
... but it's funny to think you'd look past it that easily.
my favorite type of traffic
my favorite type of traffic
you're way too cute to kill. i'd be missing out if i killed you, honestly.
even if i * was still doing stuff like that, you'd have been left alone.
oh- ok. well, that makes me feel better. 😮💨
i don’t think id like it very much if i died.
yeah, but, like. this was over 1,500 years ago. i've turned over a new leaf since then. i'm not in the angel-killing business or the war business anymore.
. . . meaning your life is not at risk.
you're way too cute to kill. i'd be missing out if i killed you, honestly.
even if i * was still doing stuff like that, you'd have been left alone.
yeah, but, like. this was over 1,500 years ago. i've turned over a new leaf since then. i'm not in the angel-killing business or the war business anymore.
. . . meaning your life is not at risk.
. . . 😧
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yeah ? ?
killed quite a handful of angels during a war on heaven. that's the tldr of it
yeah, but, like. this was over 1,500 years ago. i've turned over a new leaf since then. i'm not in the angel-killing business or the war business anymore.
. . . meaning your life is not at risk.
killed quite a handful of angels during a war on heaven. that's the tldr of it
what did you even do to get put in the crystal
yeah i literally couldn't move. it was like being frozen in place man
killed quite a handful of angels during a war on heaven. that's the tldr of it
yeah i literally couldn't move. it was like being frozen in place man
what. the crystal stopped you from itching your balls ???
i was in the crystal for a century once. worst nap ever i couldn't even itch my balls
yeah i literally couldn't move. it was like being frozen in place man
i was in the crystal for a century once. worst nap ever i couldn't even itch my balls
it’s only one week
some other people are in the crystal for, like, a century.
i was in the crystal for a century once. worst nap ever i couldn't even itch my balls
... no. :(
if it wasn't funny, that's fine. i don't want an insincere reaction.
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. . .
ha-ha-ha.
was that the reaction you wanted
because i thought it'd be funny :(
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... no. :(
if it wasn't funny, that's fine. i don't want an insincere reaction.
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because i thought it'd be funny :(
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then why are you pretending to be STUPID.
i have had sex before i know what missionary means 🥀
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because i thought it'd be funny :(
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i have had sex before i know what missionary means 🥀
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guys i don’t think he knows
no i definitely know
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i have had sex before i know what missionary means 🥀
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