why is my body shaped like two raw biscuits

Drunk me thought this as a vibe i guess

if i follow you:
Let's be friends
I probably think ur hot
Literally not a bot
I'm probably stoned

every time something unprecedented happens im literally gonna buy a labubu out of spite. oh nuclear war? yeah that's another macaron. try me.

low key seeing her yesterday made me depressed

i want a book about space witches that isn't foundation. wheel of time meets foundation meets dune and the robots are gay

i wish we could buy quaaludes from a vending machine

what is a social cue