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Thanks to Johnny for that walking simulator that masqueraded as an action movie.

Have a great week everyone. Stay safe.

#Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mom's clanging pots and pans, making soup for the kids. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Someone's in the kitchen with Dino. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinosauuuurrr. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by Wr1ghtBra1n
This movie could’ve been an email 😂😂😂

#Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I've been in office meetings that were way more exciting than this movie and THIS has dinosaurs and guns. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh sorry. For your weapons to work you have to upgrade to Stun Gun Plus. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Now more than ever can I understand how birds evolved from dinosaurs...because THIS movie is a TURKEY!!! #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Crap. There's 20 min left in this thing. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We've
lost
sight
of the
DINOSAUR
???
#Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So on my last acting gig, I used the Strasberg method to carry a plastic prop and walk slowly. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This project comes out of the same pool of funds Trump uses for his A.I. trolling videos. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Are dinos supposed to have pouches now? How are they carrying the eggs? #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Waiting...waiting for my paycheck to clear. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She's taking a walkies? #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dinosaurs, soldiers and explosions...and yet SOOOO DULL!!! #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
These are second generation dinosaurs. They don't even know how to speak dinosaur. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Focus on what's right in front of you corporal.
HER CORPSE is right in front of me, SIR!

#Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So this movie came out in 2022. Aliens came out in 1986. It's decades later and filmmakers are STILL ripping it off. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I keep thinking the mother dinosaur's call translates as, "BOYS! GET YOUR ASSESS IN HERE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE. WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!" #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Wait...COMBAT TRAINING? Were you going to train them to use guns? #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Was this whole movie supposed to be taking place during "Golden Hour" or what? #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
THAT seems like a secure way to contain a T-Rex. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why have a slot open for the heads to poke out of? #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
PBnJ singing off. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oddly this song did NOT inspire a trend of dinosaur themed genre of music in the 80's. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM