Tim Crist a.k.a. Shoebox
@wormquartet.bsky.social
Programmer, musician, husband, father, nerd, snowflake, mammal, and the guy you saw getting way too friendly with a Pac-Man machine in that one video that will never go away.
ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
RALEIGH! TOMORROW! FIVE BUCKS! NOISE AT NINE!
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
RALEIGH! TOMORROW! FIVE BUCKS! NOISE AT NINE!
Hi! My band Dead Rat Disco is playing Slim's in Raleigh, NC THIS SATURDAY! Five bucks! Come on out, dammit!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi! My band Dead Rat Disco is playing Slim's in Raleigh, NC THIS SATURDAY! Five bucks! Come on out, dammit!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Yes, I've seen it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT: Yes, I've seen it.
Hi! My new punk band Dead Rat Disco is playing a free show THIS FRIDAY (Halloween!) at New York Pizza in Greensboro, NC with Dit and Milk Truck! Come out! Dress like something! Throw candy corn at us!
P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post updates on Bluesky very often.
P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post updates on Bluesky very often.
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hi! My new punk band Dead Rat Disco is playing a free show THIS FRIDAY (Halloween!) at New York Pizza in Greensboro, NC with Dit and Milk Truck! Come out! Dress like something! Throw candy corn at us!
P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post updates on Bluesky very often.
P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post updates on Bluesky very often.
NEW WORM QUARTET SINGLE!! "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest!" Available at wormquartet.bandcamp.com/track/i-was-... and at all the various streamy whatever places!
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
NEW WORM QUARTET SINGLE!! "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest!" Available at wormquartet.bandcamp.com/track/i-was-... and at all the various streamy whatever places!
Hi! I'm doing a belated "Farewell To Rochester" show August 1st at the California Brew Haus in Rochester, NY, along with Devo Spice, Emcee M.D., Small Signals, and Motiks! Hosted by Likewize! Come on out and make me feel bad for leaving! @smallsignals.bsky.social @devospice.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hi! I'm doing a belated "Farewell To Rochester" show August 1st at the California Brew Haus in Rochester, NY, along with Devo Spice, Emcee M.D., Small Signals, and Motiks! Hosted by Likewize! Come on out and make me feel bad for leaving! @smallsignals.bsky.social @devospice.bsky.social
BODY: *gets off treadmill*
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
BODY: *gets off treadmill*
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"
BRAIN:
"And I raaaaaaan
I ran a while in plaaaaace
d is zeerooo
So F just goes to waaaaaste
And W's erased"
Ever wake up with a really stupid idea and you can't move on until you make it exist? (Art made with copy-pasting from stolen art, with minor unskilled Photoshop manipulation.) If anyone with actual skill wants to make a good version of this, feel free. 🙂
May 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ever wake up with a really stupid idea and you can't move on until you make it exist? (Art made with copy-pasting from stolen art, with minor unskilled Photoshop manipulation.) If anyone with actual skill wants to make a good version of this, feel free. 🙂
Normalize responding to "Fuck you!" with "No, it is YOU who is fuck!"
May 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Normalize responding to "Fuck you!" with "No, it is YOU who is fuck!"
The reason I do music in my spare time is that nobody ever makes fan art of software development managers. Visual gloriousness courtesy of Chuck!
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The reason I do music in my spare time is that nobody ever makes fan art of software development managers. Visual gloriousness courtesy of Chuck!
Normalize calling corn on the cob "Corn: The Food" and corn mazes "Corn: The Predicament."
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Normalize calling corn on the cob "Corn: The Food" and corn mazes "Corn: The Predicament."
I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, but cowbell is considered a level 3 prescription and my insurance won't cover it without prior authorization so I have to spend 2 weeks trying a tambourine first, then fax a form from my doctor attesting that the tambourine treatment was ineffective.
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell, but cowbell is considered a level 3 prescription and my insurance won't cover it without prior authorization so I have to spend 2 weeks trying a tambourine first, then fax a form from my doctor attesting that the tambourine treatment was ineffective.
Hi! I'm gonna appear on this thing on Monday at 9pm central time (which is 10pm here in reality.) Tune in and see if I manage to screw up the sound setup in my new studio/office or if I just screw up the lyrics and/or keytaring! www.virtualcomedyshow.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hi! I'm gonna appear on this thing on Monday at 9pm central time (which is 10pm here in reality.) Tune in and see if I manage to screw up the sound setup in my new studio/office or if I just screw up the lyrics and/or keytaring! www.virtualcomedyshow.com
I've had nothing bad to say about
@aveloair.bsky.social
until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ
@aveloair.bsky.social
until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ
April 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've had nothing bad to say about
@aveloair.bsky.social
until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ
@aveloair.bsky.social
until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course. Sign the petition: chng.it/jDwQGh5hrQ
The current state of AI is basically the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser from the Hitchhiker's Guide. Change my mind.
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The current state of AI is basically the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser from the Hitchhiker's Guide. Change my mind.
Hi! This is happening tonight at 8pm eastern time! I'll be joining around 9! I don't own that mask anymore and I haven't unpacked the cape and I weigh over 120 pounds less than I did in this picture, so EVERYONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! YAAAAAAAY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x2...
January 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi! This is happening tonight at 8pm eastern time! I'll be joining around 9! I don't own that mask anymore and I haven't unpacked the cape and I weigh over 120 pounds less than I did in this picture, so EVERYONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! YAAAAAAAY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x2...
First practice in months...not bad! Coming for Minneapolis in March! marsconcomedy.wordpress.com
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First practice in months...not bad! Coming for Minneapolis in March! marsconcomedy.wordpress.com
MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL! After a decade-long absence, I will finally be returning to MarsCon, along with Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and *deep breath* 2025 guest of honor KING MISSILE.
This is going to be so freakin' awesome.
This is going to be so freakin' awesome.
January 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL! After a decade-long absence, I will finally be returning to MarsCon, along with Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and *deep breath* 2025 guest of honor KING MISSILE.
This is going to be so freakin' awesome.
This is going to be so freakin' awesome.
Select all squares with adorable sleepy assholes
January 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Select all squares with adorable sleepy assholes
It seems wrong somehow that I've never seen a vibrator that runs on D batteries.
December 29, 2024 at 4:00 PM
It seems wrong somehow that I've never seen a vibrator that runs on D batteries.
Here's a photo of me as a baby, chilling in my baby desk mount while my Grandfather smokes a cigarette right next to my head - and right in front of a picture of Smokey the Bear.
The seventies certainly did happen.
The seventies certainly did happen.
December 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Here's a photo of me as a baby, chilling in my baby desk mount while my Grandfather smokes a cigarette right next to my head - and right in front of a picture of Smokey the Bear.
The seventies certainly did happen.
The seventies certainly did happen.
Replace any movie title in its entirety with "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
For example:
"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
For example:
"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
December 23, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Replace any movie title in its entirety with "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
For example:
"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
For example:
"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Fried Green Tomatoes" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
"Amadeus" becomes "Mister Squidtits Farts at the Zoo"
MERRY ALL OF THE THINGS www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2s...
Worm Quartet "We Do A Christmas" (featuring Thunk Thunk Thunk)
YouTube video by shoeboxofstuff
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December 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
MERRY ALL OF THE THINGS www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2s...