Mayor of Worm City
@wormcitymayor.bsky.social
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(I Wish I Was Normal)
(I Wish I Was Normal)
This sprint race is almost comical at this point
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This sprint race is almost comical at this point
i wish i had purchased cheesesticks when i went to the store despite being lactose intolerant i love cheese so much
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i wish i had purchased cheesesticks when i went to the store despite being lactose intolerant i love cheese so much
is there such thing as a job that doesnt make you feel awful
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
is there such thing as a job that doesnt make you feel awful
those of yall working with the youth how do you counter your own nihilism when they ask why anything they're doing is important
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
those of yall working with the youth how do you counter your own nihilism when they ask why anything they're doing is important
do i actually have to plan and buy groceries every fucking week what the hell
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
do i actually have to plan and buy groceries every fucking week what the hell
Yuki Tsunoda? More like Yuki Soon-Over amirite!!!
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yuki Tsunoda? More like Yuki Soon-Over amirite!!!
its so over for yuki tsunoda
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
its so over for yuki tsunoda
I’m convinced my cat would enjoy swimming but idk how to prove it
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m convinced my cat would enjoy swimming but idk how to prove it
My cat loves being in bags and I love that for her
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My cat loves being in bags and I love that for her
my cat's favorite hobby is watching the dumpster rats out the window and i love that for her
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
my cat's favorite hobby is watching the dumpster rats out the window and i love that for her
any other 47 truthers on this app upset that our special number has been ruined by this vile man
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
any other 47 truthers on this app upset that our special number has been ruined by this vile man
Literally how does F1TV get away with the press conference lineups. Yuki Oscar and Liam is DIABOLICAL work
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Literally how does F1TV get away with the press conference lineups. Yuki Oscar and Liam is DIABOLICAL work
Obsessed with the podcast ads I get served shifting from "use this AI tool to do all the thinking for you" to "use this (AI?) tool to catch and prevent reckless AI actions!"
Really wasted no time there
Really wasted no time there
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Obsessed with the podcast ads I get served shifting from "use this AI tool to do all the thinking for you" to "use this (AI?) tool to catch and prevent reckless AI actions!"
Really wasted no time there
Really wasted no time there
Had to stay home from work today because of illness but formula 1 is in the afternoon so there's literally no benefit to being at home rn UGH
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Had to stay home from work today because of illness but formula 1 is in the afternoon so there's literally no benefit to being at home rn UGH
Me when I hold my breath a little bit too long and start getting loopy
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me when I hold my breath a little bit too long and start getting loopy
Love thinking that if i stay in the place where it sucks surely it'll just get better somehow eventually
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Love thinking that if i stay in the place where it sucks surely it'll just get better somehow eventually
god i love being gay
October 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
god i love being gay
If the government is shut down how are they renovating the whitehouse what money are they using
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If the government is shut down how are they renovating the whitehouse what money are they using
I’m fucking starving and my DoorDash driver has chosen to sit at CVS instead of deliver my food.
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m fucking starving and my DoorDash driver has chosen to sit at CVS instead of deliver my food.
I miss my cat (she’s just in the other room)
October 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I miss my cat (she’s just in the other room)
I need a thunderstorm that would cure me
October 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I need a thunderstorm that would cure me
Rewatching Singapore GP instead of lesson planning
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Rewatching Singapore GP instead of lesson planning
I love eating chips as meals there are no repercussions for these choices
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love eating chips as meals there are no repercussions for these choices
I want to eat yoghurt for every meal
October 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I want to eat yoghurt for every meal