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every 2 years people get paid high 6 figures to come up with insights like “the most popular candidates win” and we wonder why dems keep raising record money and losing
A This Is Our Current Political Reality fact too many deny: no matter how much your candidate ought to win, if they'll draw more votes against them than another of your party's candidates would—and they don't have the overwhelming support that other candidate does—they'll lose.
Does that mean
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Does that mean
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December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
every 2 years people get paid high 6 figures to come up with insights like “the most popular candidates win” and we wonder why dems keep raising record money and losing
the tarantino hate on paul dano/matthew lillard is entirely predictable. all tarantino cares about is archetypes, especially strong, suave male characters, and he can't fathom eccentric, off-kilter performances like the ones those two give. not that complicated
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the tarantino hate on paul dano/matthew lillard is entirely predictable. all tarantino cares about is archetypes, especially strong, suave male characters, and he can't fathom eccentric, off-kilter performances like the ones those two give. not that complicated
so this is how democracy dies. not with a vine boom, but with a roblox oof
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
so this is how democracy dies. not with a vine boom, but with a roblox oof
I wish movie genres were named the same way as game genres. Home Alone? That’s a Die Hard-like. Knives Out is a Holmesian. Logan Lucky is obviously an Oceansternoon (Ocean’s 11 + Dog Day Afternoon)
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wish movie genres were named the same way as game genres. Home Alone? That’s a Die Hard-like. Knives Out is a Holmesian. Logan Lucky is obviously an Oceansternoon (Ocean’s 11 + Dog Day Afternoon)
The fifa peace prize has got to be a top 5 moment. Everyone knows we have a baby president and jingles keys in his face to distract him. Just like the founders envisioned 😍
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The fifa peace prize has got to be a top 5 moment. Everyone knows we have a baby president and jingles keys in his face to distract him. Just like the founders envisioned 😍
It’s an old-fashioned term, necromancy. The democrats tried it with Joe Biden, but they failed, folks! They didn’t have the proper components. Com-po-nents. But we’ve got the hottest necromancers they’ve ever seen, people can’t believe how hot they are, and you’ll be seeing it more and more
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s an old-fashioned term, necromancy. The democrats tried it with Joe Biden, but they failed, folks! They didn’t have the proper components. Com-po-nents. But we’ve got the hottest necromancers they’ve ever seen, people can’t believe how hot they are, and you’ll be seeing it more and more
Trump is such important representation for sleeping-during-meetings-Americans like me
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Trump is such important representation for sleeping-during-meetings-Americans like me
If CNN is gonna have Kalshi integration we should do it with other addictive vices too. I wanna see harry emden slamming Patrón shots. The view should crush up their Xanax on the couch instead of in the green room
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If CNN is gonna have Kalshi integration we should do it with other addictive vices too. I wanna see harry emden slamming Patrón shots. The view should crush up their Xanax on the couch instead of in the green room
1998: you pretend to be asleep and your uncle sweetly carries you all the way from the car to your bed
2025: you have to carry your niece from the car to her bed when she’s clearly faking
This is what woke has done to us
2025: you have to carry your niece from the car to her bed when she’s clearly faking
This is what woke has done to us
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
1998: you pretend to be asleep and your uncle sweetly carries you all the way from the car to your bed
2025: you have to carry your niece from the car to her bed when she’s clearly faking
This is what woke has done to us
2025: you have to carry your niece from the car to her bed when she’s clearly faking
This is what woke has done to us
I wish I loved anything as much as the NYTimes editorial board loves lying to promote war
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as the NYTimes editorial board loves lying to promote war
Bro deadass who cares. every movie ever made is on the internet. Go watch Double Indemnity (1944) and go clubbing. Read the discworld series and take an edible. Drink in the shower.
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bro deadass who cares. every movie ever made is on the internet. Go watch Double Indemnity (1944) and go clubbing. Read the discworld series and take an edible. Drink in the shower.
Charlie Kirk had reasonable concerns woke college students weren’t engaged in good faith debate
Donald Trump had reasonable concerns about how Joe Biden’s relatives enriched themselves through his service. Yet his own family is making the “Biden crime family” look small-time
How Donald Trump is turning into Joe Biden
It’s about more than denying inflation
econ.st
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Charlie Kirk had reasonable concerns woke college students weren’t engaged in good faith debate
Dabbing on the libs will continue until morale improves.
(Also yes it’s real, from Getty here www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...)
(Also yes it’s real, from Getty here www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...)
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dabbing on the libs will continue until morale improves.
(Also yes it’s real, from Getty here www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...)
(Also yes it’s real, from Getty here www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...)
Kamala said we should have the world’s most lethal military, maybe Hegseth is taking cues from her?
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Kamala said we should have the world’s most lethal military, maybe Hegseth is taking cues from her?
In woke 2 we’re bringing back altoids
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In woke 2 we’re bringing back altoids
Bedroom 4 both in between and smaller than 2 bathrooms is such a power play. Really let your least favorite child know what you think of them.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bedroom 4 both in between and smaller than 2 bathrooms is such a power play. Really let your least favorite child know what you think of them.
re OU: there's a huge subculture of christian culture warriors who want nothing more than to exploit what they perceive as the tolerance of liberal institutions against those institutions with bad-faith crybully tactics to purge groups they don't like from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
re OU: there's a huge subculture of christian culture warriors who want nothing more than to exploit what they perceive as the tolerance of liberal institutions against those institutions with bad-faith crybully tactics to purge groups they don't like from public life
Last night I watched Bringing Up Baby (1938)
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Last night I watched Bringing Up Baby (1938)
idk when we as a people will just say "enough" to these crybullies but that day cannot come too soon
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
idk when we as a people will just say "enough" to these crybullies but that day cannot come too soon
The umlaut here is so goated. Who among us hasn’t felt cancèlled
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The umlaut here is so goated. Who among us hasn’t felt cancèlled
Do any furries work as sports team mascots? Or do they consider them like posers or some shit
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Do any furries work as sports team mascots? Or do they consider them like posers or some shit
(Me, watching an immigrant come to The Gun Country and use A Gun) they’ll never understand our Customs and Ways
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(Me, watching an immigrant come to The Gun Country and use A Gun) they’ll never understand our Customs and Ways
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
hey everyone. maha's worst fears have been confirmed as the doctors diagnosed her baby hamoud with lung cancer. this young woman has been so brave and is so alone, please help and share. i know times are hard for everyone but if you have any extra, please don't forget about gaza ♥️
Do you think shohei ohtani’s mom brings orange slices for the team to share during the 7th inning stretch
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Do you think shohei ohtani’s mom brings orange slices for the team to share during the 7th inning stretch