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ironically pissing on the couch
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ironically pissing on the couch
if we make a funny enough name for trump, we can defeat fascism. drumf was sooooooo fucking close
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
if we make a funny enough name for trump, we can defeat fascism. drumf was sooooooo fucking close
During her testimony, Pam Bondi pulled out a slingshot and slung pebbles at the fourth wall screaming “die democrats die!” Luckily, her aim was off and the pebbles ended up outside, where they were pecked off the ground by Kash Patel, whose food pouch at the base of his neck is impacted.
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
During her testimony, Pam Bondi pulled out a slingshot and slung pebbles at the fourth wall screaming “die democrats die!” Luckily, her aim was off and the pebbles ended up outside, where they were pecked off the ground by Kash Patel, whose food pouch at the base of his neck is impacted.
Taylor Swift Plunderphonic Revival
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Taylor Swift Plunderphonic Revival
i forgot to take my dog on a walk this morning and he sent me this cringe gif
a close up of a cartoon character with a yellow hair and a red and white dress .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a yellow hair and a red and white dress .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i forgot to take my dog on a walk this morning and he sent me this cringe gif
the amount of suffering that went into creating this object is just right
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the amount of suffering that went into creating this object is just right
a burger so juicy and hydrating you throw your diet coke away
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
a burger so juicy and hydrating you throw your diet coke away
Nice life you’ve built. Be a shame if it was a result of random forces you retrospectively narrativized
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Nice life you’ve built. Be a shame if it was a result of random forces you retrospectively narrativized
doing ballistics analysis on spongebob
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
doing ballistics analysis on spongebob
I’m naming my dog something unknown to mankind
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I’m naming my dog something unknown to mankind
I’m doing an interesting and funny joke when I eat chicken tenders and milk at 3am.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m doing an interesting and funny joke when I eat chicken tenders and milk at 3am.
popping a cultural signifier like a zit
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
popping a cultural signifier like a zit
when bae has nine holes but your cart is low on fuel and you only have a putter
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
when bae has nine holes but your cart is low on fuel and you only have a putter
Love like soccer.
Laugh like football.
Fuck like golf.
Laugh like football.
Fuck like golf.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Love like soccer.
Laugh like football.
Fuck like golf.
Laugh like football.
Fuck like golf.
Newsflash! Lisa Simpson can be wielded as a mace! There should be enough ideas there to fuel a couple more seasons.
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Newsflash! Lisa Simpson can be wielded as a mace! There should be enough ideas there to fuel a couple more seasons.
Slamming down a brew or two on this chair and waiting for the undressing man my wife picked to ask me how I’m doing (very good!)
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Slamming down a brew or two on this chair and waiting for the undressing man my wife picked to ask me how I’m doing (very good!)
Convincing all my homies to start dieting before the pizza shows up so I can eat more than my fill.
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Convincing all my homies to start dieting before the pizza shows up so I can eat more than my fill.
I ordered so much food from uber eats I thought it was a human when I opened the door.
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I ordered so much food from uber eats I thought it was a human when I opened the door.
My neighbors called the cops on me because I dusted off my open air burger collection and gobbled them down while crying/screaming loudly. I had no choice as my doordash account was suspended for inviting the drivers in to eat with me and then only giving them two to three sips of my drink.
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My neighbors called the cops on me because I dusted off my open air burger collection and gobbled them down while crying/screaming loudly. I had no choice as my doordash account was suspended for inviting the drivers in to eat with me and then only giving them two to three sips of my drink.
everything hurts but thats none of my business
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
everything hurts but thats none of my business
everything hurts but im sure its nothing
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
everything hurts but im sure its nothing
Your body is all sorts of fucked up. It looks impossible to operate properly. Are you perchance really old?
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Your body is all sorts of fucked up. It looks impossible to operate properly. Are you perchance really old?
the human body can turn from normal to completely fucked up within just one lifetime
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
the human body can turn from normal to completely fucked up within just one lifetime
I’m the brainchild of an intellectual egg and supportive sperm.
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I’m the brainchild of an intellectual egg and supportive sperm.
dude wheres my carrd <—me looking at my bio
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
dude wheres my carrd <—me looking at my bio