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Make a statement without having to say a word with a pair of our glittery F*ck earrings! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Make a statement without having to say a word with a pair of our glittery F*ck earrings! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Let the good times roll with a pair of our Stoner Party Dice! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Let the good times roll with a pair of our Stoner Party Dice! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Warmer weather is coming! Be ready to beat the heat with our Bad Bitch fan 🪭 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Warmer weather is coming! Be ready to beat the heat with our Bad Bitch fan 🪭 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.com
Add some sparkle to your ears with a pair of our weed leaf earrings! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Add some sparkle to your ears with a pair of our weed leaf earrings! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Add some character to your keys with one of our magic wand keychains ⚡️ Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Add some character to your keys with one of our magic wand keychains ⚡️ Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Nothing says “romance” like the gift of our Suck My Dick enamel pin! Get yours online at WoodRocket.Com or in stores across the US and Canada
January 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Nothing says “romance” like the gift of our Suck My Dick enamel pin! Get yours online at WoodRocket.Com or in stores across the US and Canada
Showing off the sparkles on our popular Bad Bitch enamel pin! Get yours online at WoodRocket.Com or in stores across the US and Canada 💖
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Showing off the sparkles on our popular Bad Bitch enamel pin! Get yours online at WoodRocket.Com or in stores across the US and Canada 💖
Add some spice to your Valentines Day this year with a copy of our My Naughty Valentine adult coloring book! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 💘
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Add some spice to your Valentines Day this year with a copy of our My Naughty Valentine adult coloring book! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 💘
Do you like big (or small) butts? Are you unable to lie about your love for said butts?! Then you need one of our I Love Butts air fresheners! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and in stores across the US and Canada 🍑
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Do you like big (or small) butts? Are you unable to lie about your love for said butts?! Then you need one of our I Love Butts air fresheners! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and in stores across the US and Canada 🍑
Just a peek inside the pages of our hilarious adult storybook The X-Rated Alphabet! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 📕
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just a peek inside the pages of our hilarious adult storybook The X-Rated Alphabet! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 📕
Nothing says “holiday spirit” like the gift of our Live, Laugh, Cum keychain! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Nothing says “holiday spirit” like the gift of our Live, Laugh, Cum keychain! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 🎄
Feeling extra naughty this year? Then get yourself a copy of adult themed coloring book, The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 🎅🏼
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Feeling extra naughty this year? Then get yourself a copy of adult themed coloring book, The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com 🎅🏼
Looking for the perfect holiday gift for your favorite toker? Then look no further than our Stoner Party Dice! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and also in stores across the US and Canada 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Looking for the perfect holiday gift for your favorite toker? Then look no further than our Stoner Party Dice! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and also in stores across the US and Canada 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Show off your inner Bad Bitch with one of our glittery enamel pins 💖
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Show off your inner Bad Bitch with one of our glittery enamel pins 💖
Spice up your bookshelf with a few of our adult storybooks! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and in stores across the US and Canada 🛍️
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Spice up your bookshelf with a few of our adult storybooks! Available now online at WoodRocket.Com and in stores across the US and Canada 🛍️
The holidays are coming up fast! Get your shopping done early by stopping by WoodRocket.Com where you’ll find a little something for everyone 🛍️
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The holidays are coming up fast! Get your shopping done early by stopping by WoodRocket.Com where you’ll find a little something for everyone 🛍️
Let your accessories do the talking for you 😎 Keychains available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Let your accessories do the talking for you 😎 Keychains available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Happy Halloween from all of us at Wood Rocket 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Happy Halloween from all of us at Wood Rocket 🎃
Add some giggles to your next get together with a pair of our Stoner Party dice! 🎲 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Add some giggles to your next get together with a pair of our Stoner Party dice! 🎲 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Nothing says “I love you” like the gift of his and hers bondage mask pins! Get yours now in stores or online at WoodRocket.Com
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nothing says “I love you” like the gift of his and hers bondage mask pins! Get yours now in stores or online at WoodRocket.Com
Let people know how you really feel without having to say it out loud with one of our trucker hats! Find this and more at WoodRocket.Com or check your favorite stores for Wood Rocket products 🚀
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Let people know how you really feel without having to say it out loud with one of our trucker hats! Find this and more at WoodRocket.Com or check your favorite stores for Wood Rocket products 🚀
Add some character to your jacket, bag, or hat with one of our fun Show Me Your Kitties enamel pin! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Add some character to your jacket, bag, or hat with one of our fun Show Me Your Kitties enamel pin! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Looking for a fun and unique gift for that special person in your life? Get them a copy of our Friends With Benefits adult coloring book! Available in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looking for a fun and unique gift for that special person in your life? Get them a copy of our Friends With Benefits adult coloring book! Available in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Celebrate your next ladies night with a pair of our Girls Night Out Dice! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Celebrate your next ladies night with a pair of our Girls Night Out Dice! Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
Let the world know how much you adore booties with our I Love Butts apple scented air freshener 🍎 🍏 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Let the world know how much you adore booties with our I Love Butts apple scented air freshener 🍎 🍏 Available now in stores and online at WoodRocket.Com