Woodlouse [18+]
@woodlouse.bsky.social
V | 20-Something
Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
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Commission me:
https://woodlice.neocities.org/
Give me money for nothing?:
https://ko-fi.com/woodlouse
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hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character
To check my availability, check my bio or my website.
my ass looks nice in a thong but i am also chopped
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
my ass looks nice in a thong but i am also chopped
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
Your sister finds out you have an incest fetish and has a video of you watching gross porn. She says she'll tell mom unless you do exactly what she wants. Now every night your sister climbs into your bed and gropes and pinches you and makes you eat her sweaty ass while she degrades you <3
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Your sister finds out you have an incest fetish and has a video of you watching gross porn. She says she'll tell mom unless you do exactly what she wants. Now every night your sister climbs into your bed and gropes and pinches you and makes you eat her sweaty ass while she degrades you <3
Ok after playing.. all.. of titans of the tide, i have taken my meds and im in bed now. Im sleeping with my butt out. You all know what to do.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ok after playing.. all.. of titans of the tide, i have taken my meds and im in bed now. Im sleeping with my butt out. You all know what to do.
Shit, it was fun???
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shit, it was fun???
little brothers are for humping this is known
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
little brothers are for humping this is known
planet clue is such a good channel i could listen to his voice talk about old tech forever. i love you planet clue i love youuuu
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
planet clue is such a good channel i could listen to his voice talk about old tech forever. i love you planet clue i love youuuu
just looked at my body adn felt, like, genuine disgust with the human form. not with myself, i think im a cuties, but like.. jesus, is this what i am? where are my scales? my big chunky tail? why are my forelegs so long?
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
just looked at my body adn felt, like, genuine disgust with the human form. not with myself, i think im a cuties, but like.. jesus, is this what i am? where are my scales? my big chunky tail? why are my forelegs so long?
Awrff awrff! Shows you my belly.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Awrff awrff! Shows you my belly.
i think if i, the person, was a toy, i'd be a cute little ragdoll meant to capture the girl market during the early aughts era of "spunky tough girl" capitalism. id be cute and soft but have a hammer and my whole thing would be how you should get everyone in my line so you can have cool play fights.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i think if i, the person, was a toy, i'd be a cute little ragdoll meant to capture the girl market during the early aughts era of "spunky tough girl" capitalism. id be cute and soft but have a hammer and my whole thing would be how you should get everyone in my line so you can have cool play fights.
god can i get fucked in the ass please. it shouldn't be this hard. it's not a bad butt, right? it's a nice butt! it wears tight pants! i should be getting fucked by, like, everything! women! men! dogs! big dogs! big sweaty dogs! i think i lost the point!
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
god can i get fucked in the ass please. it shouldn't be this hard. it's not a bad butt, right? it's a nice butt! it wears tight pants! i should be getting fucked by, like, everything! women! men! dogs! big dogs! big sweaty dogs! i think i lost the point!
can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for christmas. it's penis.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for christmas. it's penis.
Reposted by Woodlouse [18+]
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
thinking about poppers again. i really really get why gay people are so annoying now. their brains are shriveled from repeated inhalants abuse. i want to be like that. annoying, i mean.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
thinking about poppers again. i really really get why gay people are so annoying now. their brains are shriveled from repeated inhalants abuse. i want to be like that. annoying, i mean.
I know this is really niche, but it kinda sucks that the N64 is so problematic to emulate. The Switch of all things has trouble running retroarch's n64 core on it and it's frustrating. I wanna play Quest 64 on my TV.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I know this is really niche, but it kinda sucks that the N64 is so problematic to emulate. The Switch of all things has trouble running retroarch's n64 core on it and it's frustrating. I wanna play Quest 64 on my TV.
The underside of my boobs, where they flap down onto my stomach, is really sweaty right now. I thought you'd like to know.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The underside of my boobs, where they flap down onto my stomach, is really sweaty right now. I thought you'd like to know.
pornhub user scruppy97 makes a lot of really really really good porn that makes my dick expload but also he posts a lot about 'fucking [him] in [his] glorphole' and now whenever i read the word 'glorp' in any context i get really horny. pavlov was right
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
pornhub user scruppy97 makes a lot of really really really good porn that makes my dick expload but also he posts a lot about 'fucking [him] in [his] glorphole' and now whenever i read the word 'glorp' in any context i get really horny. pavlov was right
playing titans of the tide and wow the 'fortune teller' antagonist from the last game is back and she is... *just* as strong of proof that this game is made by a european team
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
playing titans of the tide and wow the 'fortune teller' antagonist from the last game is back and she is... *just* as strong of proof that this game is made by a european team
i consider myself a haunted hotel fan even though ive seen one episode and only care about the little haunted boy
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i consider myself a haunted hotel fan even though ive seen one episode and only care about the little haunted boy
i played too much warframe now i think about a hot woman or man calling me 'kiddo' with a hint of condescension and i get horny
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
i played too much warframe now i think about a hot woman or man calling me 'kiddo' with a hint of condescension and i get horny
(going super saiyan voice) i... im not gonna hold it back anymore... i think my partner* calling me kiddo... is hot!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
(going super saiyan voice) i... im not gonna hold it back anymore... i think my partner* calling me kiddo... is hot!!!!!
drawn porn affected me in a lot of really subtle ways but i think the only thing i actually get kinda upset about in my day to day is that you can't cum so much that it floods out of someone, then keep thrusting, turning it into like.. a kinda gross cum show flooding out of your ass
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
drawn porn affected me in a lot of really subtle ways but i think the only thing i actually get kinda upset about in my day to day is that you can't cum so much that it floods out of someone, then keep thrusting, turning it into like.. a kinda gross cum show flooding out of your ass
people who arent attracted to fat people whatsoever: yeah i like my girl uh... skinny.. tall (but not taller than me) and blonde preferably. also im gonna run them through this attractiveness matrix i got off reddit
people who are attracted to fat people at all: JESUS CHRIST LET ME CUM INSIDE. PLEA
people who are attracted to fat people at all: JESUS CHRIST LET ME CUM INSIDE. PLEA
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
people who arent attracted to fat people whatsoever: yeah i like my girl uh... skinny.. tall (but not taller than me) and blonde preferably. also im gonna run them through this attractiveness matrix i got off reddit
people who are attracted to fat people at all: JESUS CHRIST LET ME CUM INSIDE. PLEA
people who are attracted to fat people at all: JESUS CHRIST LET ME CUM INSIDE. PLEA
a lot of people like to ask what my gender is. and the answer to that is "you know the trope where the girl dresses as a guy for whatever reason, and she is trying to be super braggy and macho but every time a guy shows casual comfort around her, it pans into her brain and she's *squealing* horny?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
a lot of people like to ask what my gender is. and the answer to that is "you know the trope where the girl dresses as a guy for whatever reason, and she is trying to be super braggy and macho but every time a guy shows casual comfort around her, it pans into her brain and she's *squealing* horny?"
i hate to say it but there is nothing more arousing than being horny in a situation where you should not be having sex. piece of evidence number 1 is when you're having a sleepover with your friends and you and a friend are both up at the same god forsaken hour.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i hate to say it but there is nothing more arousing than being horny in a situation where you should not be having sex. piece of evidence number 1 is when you're having a sleepover with your friends and you and a friend are both up at the same god forsaken hour.
i think its funny when people call me hot as if me in 90% of poses look exactly like the aperture your fingers create when you ball it into a fist. just indistinct flesh
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i think its funny when people call me hot as if me in 90% of poses look exactly like the aperture your fingers create when you ball it into a fist. just indistinct flesh