Your 30s be like your 20s but someone broke the fast forward button and holy shit why the hell am I just now figuring out that everyone is just so full of shit and society is on the brink of collapse because we as a global society have allowed those that would subjugate the weak gain untold wealth?!

Your 30s is like your 20s except parties sound like a test of endurance and you're pissed your 401k lost .80$ this year

Your 30s are like your 20s except your back hurts and reading a lease is fucking riveting

"GET TOP ON THE PHOoooooOOOOOoooOONE"

Health insurance is a subscription service that doesn't even have to work all the time. Infinite finesse.

The only thing that makes me more god than you is that I realize it

All I'm saying is I put on Bitches Brew and all my tech went haywire

It really just all boils down to whether or not humans as a whole will ever embrace difference over hating it.