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Did you know wolverines are 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋?
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Welcome to Wolverine Wednesday! A Wolverine-owned and operated internet publication since 1972 (Probably.)
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
A wolverine shunned by society. A city diseased with crime. They must become hero to the very people that abandoned them.
They must become:
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝
They must become:
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A wolverine shunned by society. A city diseased with crime. They must become hero to the very people that abandoned them.
They must become:
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝
They must become:
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝
Do you have a Wolverine sona? You may not know that Wolverines are plantigrade (they walk on their palms, not digits) and they have FIVE toes on each foot!
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Do you have a Wolverine sona? You may not know that Wolverines are plantigrade (they walk on their palms, not digits) and they have FIVE toes on each foot!
You know what they say about girls with big hands...
Biiiiiiiiiiig appetites!
Biiiiiiiiiiig appetites!
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You know what they say about girls with big hands...
Biiiiiiiiiiig appetites!
Biiiiiiiiiiig appetites!
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wolverine fur is such a good insulator, we can sleep in the snow without melting it!
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wolverine fur is such a good insulator, we can sleep in the snow without melting it!
Man, I've really been slacking on the posts lately! Sorry, I'm just so sleepy >_<
Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!
Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Man, I've really been slacking on the posts lately! Sorry, I'm just so sleepy >_<
Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!
Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!
Late post today since I'm prepping for surgery tomorrow.
WOLVERINE BOOTY
WOLVERINE BOOTY
October 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Late post today since I'm prepping for surgery tomorrow.
WOLVERINE BOOTY
WOLVERINE BOOTY
No facts, just admiration. Look at those arms. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS.
You're gonna get BAPPED.
You're gonna get BAPPED.
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No facts, just admiration. Look at those arms. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS.
You're gonna get BAPPED.
You're gonna get BAPPED.
OPEN WIDE!
Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!
Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
OPEN WIDE!
Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!
Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!
Wolverine Wednesday just hit 100 followers!
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wolverine Wednesday just hit 100 followers!
No fun facts or snarky misinformation today. Just pure photographic proof Wolverines are adorable.
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No fun facts or snarky misinformation today. Just pure photographic proof Wolverines are adorable.
If you're cold, they're...
Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!
Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you're cold, they're...
Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!
Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!
It's Wednesday somewhere! (That's how it works, right?)
There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!
There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's Wednesday somewhere! (That's how it works, right?)
There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!
There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!
Like all mustelids, Wolverines are intelligent, playful, and feisty. We're not just angry mindless killing machines!
That said, we're also NOT PETS.
That said, we're also NOT PETS.
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Like all mustelids, Wolverines are intelligent, playful, and feisty. We're not just angry mindless killing machines!
That said, we're also NOT PETS.
That said, we're also NOT PETS.
Hey green-thumbs!
Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.
Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey green-thumbs!
Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.
Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.
Did you know Wolverines love belly rubs?
... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.
... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.
August 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Did you know Wolverines love belly rubs?
... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.
... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.
Wolverines don't all have the same markings and bright masks, like this wood-eating variant and its ultra rare nightweasel skin that currently goes for $42,069 on the Steam Community Market.
August 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Wolverines don't all have the same markings and bright masks, like this wood-eating variant and its ultra rare nightweasel skin that currently goes for $42,069 on the Steam Community Market.
Wolverines are actually quite adept climbers and LOVE trees. That passion is why so many wolverines become real estate agents for squirrels and other critters looking for a new home.
Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!
Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!
August 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wolverines are actually quite adept climbers and LOVE trees. That passion is why so many wolverines become real estate agents for squirrels and other critters looking for a new home.
Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!
Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!
Happy Pawgust!
Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!
Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happy Pawgust!
Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!
Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!
Wolverines have large, broad paws that help them walk on top of the snow.
Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.
Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Wolverines have large, broad paws that help them walk on top of the snow.
Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.
Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.
I went for a walk in prime Wolverine country today, but didn't see any!
This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.
This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.
August 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I went for a walk in prime Wolverine country today, but didn't see any!
This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.
This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.
Wolverines are one of the largest mustelids and are very well adapted to the boreal forests of the Northern hemisphere. As you can see by this map, they own all of Canada and Russia but have yet to devise a proper strategy to advance further South into enemy territory. Give it time. We're coming.
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Wolverines are one of the largest mustelids and are very well adapted to the boreal forests of the Northern hemisphere. As you can see by this map, they own all of Canada and Russia but have yet to devise a proper strategy to advance further South into enemy territory. Give it time. We're coming.
The Wolverine, scientific name Gulo gulo, seen here riding an invisible hoverbike in its natural habitat.
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The Wolverine, scientific name Gulo gulo, seen here riding an invisible hoverbike in its natural habitat.
Welcome to Wolverine Wednesday! A Wolverine-owned and operated internet publication since 1972 (Probably.)
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
August 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Welcome to Wolverine Wednesday! A Wolverine-owned and operated internet publication since 1972 (Probably.)
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!
Tune in on some Wednesdays for fun facts and dumb opinions about nature's most misunderstood shitlord, trickster god, and ... IDK, is it a kind of bear? Skunk? ...Skunkbear? Find out!