Woblo
woblo.bsky.social
Woblo
@woblo.bsky.social
Autistic for the bit
Happy Halloween to everyone except people who wear onsies as costumes
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As a white guy with a social media account, I feel obligated to share my opinion of Legends ZA

I like it 👍
I’m having fun
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
DnD session but I’m hooked up to a pregnancy simulator so I take damage any time my character does
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Sorry I haven't gotten much done the last few days. I've been spending most of my time sitting in my chair thinking about Deltarune.
June 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m watching Thunderbolts right now and one of the characters said the words “hanging chad” and I started hearing balatro noises. I think I need to stop playing
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Particle accelerator
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You know a dnd session is good when the dm suggests a 5 minute break and asks if you need any therapist suggestions
April 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every couple months, I am reminded that The Rizzler was born the same day Margret Thatcher died and it feels poetry every time I’m reminded
April 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just learned that I’ll never pay taxes!
Thanks RFK!!!!!
April 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Damn, I’ve posted a lot about Balatro.
I’m not sorry, I just wanted to say, damn
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I took a break from black deck and I decided to beat all the challenge decks. It took me like 1/10 of the time to beat jokerless than it did to beat black deck purple stake
During the time between now and this post, I have completed gold stake on 75% of the decks but I have only gone from blue stake to purple stake on black deck.
Fuck black deck.
Fuck black deck
April 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The more I think about it, it’s only been about 2200 days since it was announced. I really hope Team Cherry delays silksong instead of rushing it like they seem to be doing now
April 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In a D&D campaign I’m running, I’ve added a cursed tome titled “The Seven Rules of Power for Every Alpha Male.”
If one of my players opens it, they permanently lose charisma
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
During the time between now and this post, I have completed gold stake on 75% of the decks but I have only gone from blue stake to purple stake on black deck.
Fuck black deck.
Fuck black deck
March 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Balatro fan excited to stop playing it for the first time
March 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck black deck
March 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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we live in a world where you can either work or play balatro and I think that's cruel
February 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As long as both teams had fun, I say everyone won the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
NEVER MIND
THANK YOU MADNESS + INFINITE BLUEPRINT
Balatro has completely ruined my productivity and I still can’t beat gold stake
February 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Balatro has completely ruined my productivity and I still can’t beat gold stake
January 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
DnD twitch stream but instead of having a map or any useful visual, it’s just us playing with theater if the mind while I stream Balatro
January 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of my favorite gags in movies is the protagonist randomly being able to understand a dog
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
HAPPY TOYOTATHON!!!!!!!
And also new year I guess
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I had so much fun with Mario Party 10 and was shocked to find the public’s opinion on it
Are you a gamer? A real true gamer? If so, then what is one video game that is objectively bad, and despite flaws you still like?

Me? Athena on the NES
December 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM