Wizardzooka
wizardzooka.bsky.social
Wizardzooka
@wizardzooka.bsky.social
me so soup
we’re a pizza place, we don’t do sandwiches. no subs, no po’ boys, no blts. pb&js we obviously do have those.
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Quentin Tarantino looks like one of those optical illusions where you turn him upside down and suddenly he’s a beautiful woman.
July 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just auditioned for Young Sheldon. They said I’m too old to play him, so I asked to play adult Sheldon for a spinoff they’re doing. Turns out they already had a guy in mind. #petedavidson
June 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
if you’re below six foot you do not need a goatee
June 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
If John Waters was really gay, he’d know that that fuckass mustache was not it. #johnwaters #mustache
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tony Hinchcliffe looks like the devil and talks like a gay man. I want him DEBORTED!
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i drink lots of milk call me calf
so dirty i need to take a balf #lilb
April 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM