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@wizardcrowe.bsky.social
Izzy (they/he) | blue balls and pronouns | NSFW | elder fujo | big lizard enthusiast | perpetrator of wizard violence | 🖖🏻 | 🔞in my 30s🔞 | 🍉
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not me forgetting to post on insta since november 💀
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
not me forgetting to post on insta since november 💀
assisting t with her ita bag by making custom photo cards
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
assisting t with her ita bag by making custom photo cards
this is explicitly in reference to the Food Mascot based xmen AU we created where Ronald is Eric and Mr Cheese is Professor X (or…. Professor Cheese of the CMen)
‘Charles Entertainment Cheese and Ronald Mcdonald used to be TIGHT’
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
this is explicitly in reference to the Food Mascot based xmen AU we created where Ronald is Eric and Mr Cheese is Professor X (or…. Professor Cheese of the CMen)
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trapped! in the buccees bathroom
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
trapped! in the buccees bathroom
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
i saw TWO cardinals through the bird window at the museum
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i saw TWO cardinals through the bird window at the museum
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being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
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It's called, "The World Wide Web." And it's going to change the way you commission photos of Mario if he were pregnant... forever.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 AM
It's called, "The World Wide Web." And it's going to change the way you commission photos of Mario if he were pregnant... forever.
finding out that there is a lot of furry porn of harry styles??
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
finding out that there is a lot of furry porn of harry styles??
‘Charles Entertainment Cheese and Ronald Mcdonald used to be TIGHT’
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
‘Charles Entertainment Cheese and Ronald Mcdonald used to be TIGHT’
me telling people about Odde “yeah, he’s haunted by the disappearance of his adopted kids and is an alcoholic who repeatedly pushes away the man that loves him unconditionally. his dick has a funky curve to it. “
I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
me telling people about Odde “yeah, he’s haunted by the disappearance of his adopted kids and is an alcoholic who repeatedly pushes away the man that loves him unconditionally. his dick has a funky curve to it. “
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I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
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This. Fuck, this so often
![Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhbsgfgcf354i7d5d3go2xdq/bafkreidk2xmbnpoes7nrzv5thdczabaqnnqtx5mmzjalhtv3bjqp4whsiy@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This. Fuck, this so often
layout update just for the fun of it ~
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
layout update just for the fun of it ~
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my bed is so warm and nice but the world is so cold and cruel 😭
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
my bed is so warm and nice but the world is so cold and cruel 😭
t asking the real questions about best jeanist… how does he feel about sweatshops? what are his opinions on fast fashion?
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
t asking the real questions about best jeanist… how does he feel about sweatshops? what are his opinions on fast fashion?
on my lunch break in my car metaphorically crying into my chicken nuggies
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
on my lunch break in my car metaphorically crying into my chicken nuggies
i miss shadow the hedgehog
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i miss shadow the hedgehog
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adding -oomf onto someones username like a honorific
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
adding -oomf onto someones username like a honorific
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