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rtv and movies📍Chicago

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Hot people everywhere are watching Pluribus !!
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
when they speak about chicago deep dish they’re referring to me
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
it’s my bday i accept cash and feet/dick pics
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Sometimes to do something you have to just start doing it
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
they call me the olivia pope of walgreens
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
went to hook up and he smelled and expected head so i said no ❤️ and went home
October 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
this locktober mid as hell
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i’m either bored as hell on here or seeing a post from a nazi every other post on twt shit is sad
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
what alec baldwin does in 30 rock is nothing less than magic
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
in the mood to love men today
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
survivor 49 a chop but rizgod makes it worth
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
scandal very bad but tony goldwyn very hot
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
mapping out new christmas decorations in october
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It’s my 38th birthday! 🎉🎉🎉
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Never Fake It!
i should probably follow more people but i have @ptklein.com that’s enough i think
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i should probably follow more people but i have @ptklein.com that’s enough i think
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
thinking about one battle after another… damn good movie
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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The downside is that there aren’t any good mirrors at my gym but the upside is that there’s natural light at home
September 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
this diva
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Someone come yap with me
August 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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New gig kinda can’t believe they’re letting me coach but they said they wanted to reverse Ted Lasso this year so
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Don’t insult Windows XP, one of the worst Windows, like this, bro
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM