They like some basketball team? Study the roster and stats.
They like this certain flower? Get a bouquet.
They like an author?
Read their entire book list so y’all can talk about them.
Who taught y’all to be so indifferent to courting people? Mmcht…
while also complaining
about a male loneliness epidemic;
and not seeing a connection.
Welcome to the mind of the modern dudebro.
*goes to work*
*goes to work*