Just a reminder that I'm doing a show on Friday in Delaware. You should totally come. Use my code to buy your ticket and save $5

Eh, it's a living

Why do I suddenly have an Annie Lennox song stuck in my head?

Don't mind me, just redecorating a bit

Remember kids, OSHA requires you to wear protective glasses when using power tools. Safety first!

Staple gun Russian roulette!

Mousetrap not enough for you? You want more?

It's everyone's favorite childhood game: MOUSETRAP!

The Human Blockhead with a seven inch long nail*, a screwdriver and a glow stick

* - Ok, it's really five inches but we've all heard that lie before

#sideshow #freakshow #circus #carny #ItOnlyHurtsTheFirstTime

New year, new bed of nails. That's how the saying goes, right?