@ whoever roofied me Tuesday - what the fuck is wrong with you. A Tuesday? Are you kidding? That’s a school night! If you’re going to drug me at least have the decency to do it when I don’t have THREE MORE DAYS of work. Raised in a barn. Smdh
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@ whoever roofied me Tuesday - what the fuck is wrong with you. A Tuesday? Are you kidding? That’s a school night! If you’re going to drug me at least have the decency to do it when I don’t have THREE MORE DAYS of work. Raised in a barn. Smdh
My mother told me she’s in the ER by texting me a link to her own Facebook post about how she’s in the ER
January 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My mother told me she’s in the ER by texting me a link to her own Facebook post about how she’s in the ER
Omg all these beautiful women named Alisha following me 🥰 hi Alishas ☺️
January 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Omg all these beautiful women named Alisha following me 🥰 hi Alishas ☺️
I need to drink less but unfortunately drinking makes me really charming and hilarious and whether people like me is more important than my physical health (duh)
January 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I need to drink less but unfortunately drinking makes me really charming and hilarious and whether people like me is more important than my physical health (duh)
Every time I remember I have pickles in the fridge I feel like the luckiest girl in the world
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every time I remember I have pickles in the fridge I feel like the luckiest girl in the world
Just made a girl cum twice and was like “she’s probably just doing this to be nice”
December 31, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Just made a girl cum twice and was like “she’s probably just doing this to be nice”
Morosely ladles pickle juice into a sake cup and lays two kosher dill spears gently on a plate…
December 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Morosely ladles pickle juice into a sake cup and lays two kosher dill spears gently on a plate…