WitekWitek
@witekwitek.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Witek and I do things sometimes. I translate things from time to time. I like calling myself an experimentalist.
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My friend got progressive glasses not that long ago. No wonder why he’s been acting flamboyantly.
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October 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My friend got progressive glasses not that long ago. No wonder why he’s been acting flamboyantly.
“Obesity runs in my family” yeah, I’m sure it does.
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Obesity runs in my family” yeah, I’m sure it does.
"I see." Uhh yeah I think that's how it's supposed to work.
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"I see." Uhh yeah I think that's how it's supposed to work.
I thought that someone asked me if I was a "not see" so I was like "well no, I don't wear prescription glasses. Are you a not see sort of guy?"
[my lawyer advised me to not say the rest of the joke]
[my lawyer advised me to not say the rest of the joke]
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I thought that someone asked me if I was a "not see" so I was like "well no, I don't wear prescription glasses. Are you a not see sort of guy?"
[my lawyer advised me to not say the rest of the joke]
[my lawyer advised me to not say the rest of the joke]
Big left is selling the right to the masses in order to point them in the correct direction.
August 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Big left is selling the right to the masses in order to point them in the correct direction.
Metal gear solid? Yeah I'm pretty sure that it is.
July 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Metal gear solid? Yeah I'm pretty sure that it is.
Bottoms up? Nah thanks, I don’t think I want to participate in that right now…
May 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Bottoms up? Nah thanks, I don’t think I want to participate in that right now…
Homophobia? No thanks I prefer MY HOUSE where there is no phobia whatsoever.
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Homophobia? No thanks I prefer MY HOUSE where there is no phobia whatsoever.
I like how pregnancy tests have a third secret answer that depending on who you are, you can either be pregnant, not pregnant or have testicular cancer.
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I like how pregnancy tests have a third secret answer that depending on who you are, you can either be pregnant, not pregnant or have testicular cancer.
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Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
Devil may cry? What would happen if he doesn’t cry?
November 6, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Devil may cry? What would happen if he doesn’t cry?
Can vegans still have beef, or do they vegan burger patty?
November 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Can vegans still have beef, or do they vegan burger patty?
Tall ass chicken that was in my Popeyes sandwich
October 24, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Tall ass chicken that was in my Popeyes sandwich
Mango? Why did he do that? He left his wallet here!
October 23, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Mango? Why did he do that? He left his wallet here!
Do foot fetish people explode with euphoria whenever they’re on an airplane and they hear that “the current altitude is 34000 feet”?
October 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Do foot fetish people explode with euphoria whenever they’re on an airplane and they hear that “the current altitude is 34000 feet”?
If minors are people that are under 18, then why don't we call people that are over 18 majors?????
October 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If minors are people that are under 18, then why don't we call people that are over 18 majors?????
Recently commissioned @hyphaeshade.bsky.social for this banger art piece!!! :
October 19, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Recently commissioned @hyphaeshade.bsky.social for this banger art piece!!! :
What's up people. Dunno if I'm going to use this account much, but might as well make the most out of it!
October 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
What's up people. Dunno if I'm going to use this account much, but might as well make the most out of it!