"his and hers gun set" might be the most american thing I've ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"his and hers gun set" might be the most american thing I've ever heard
I shouldn't have to specify when shopping online that I don't need my birdfeeder to have AI
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I shouldn't have to specify when shopping online that I don't need my birdfeeder to have AI
on facebook marketplace, everything is vintage
March 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
on facebook marketplace, everything is vintage
"breaking bad" but make it the Hamburgular
February 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"breaking bad" but make it the Hamburgular
"What a thing it is, to witness the changing of the world..."
February 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"What a thing it is, to witness the changing of the world..."
you know those shirts that have an american flag and say shit like "if this offends you go back to your country"? I want one with a Pride flag that says "if this offends you go to therapy"
February 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
you know those shirts that have an american flag and say shit like "if this offends you go back to your country"? I want one with a Pride flag that says "if this offends you go to therapy"
so let me get this straight - I can singlehandedly rebuild a community centre, clear mines of monsters, and heal the ocean - yet I can't run for mayor?? smh
December 8, 2023 at 8:52 PM
so let me get this straight - I can singlehandedly rebuild a community centre, clear mines of monsters, and heal the ocean - yet I can't run for mayor?? smh
you know you've found a good youtube video when you need to switch playback speed from 1.25x to 1x
November 25, 2023 at 10:54 PM
you know you've found a good youtube video when you need to switch playback speed from 1.25x to 1x
I'd really like to know who senior mint is
November 23, 2023 at 9:12 AM
I'd really like to know who senior mint is
it honestly bothers me when people say "we don't deserve dogs" because it's such a low opinion of our worth as a human species. we all deserve unconditional love and kindness just for being alive and around, we don't need to "earn" it as a privilege.
November 21, 2023 at 9:36 PM
it honestly bothers me when people say "we don't deserve dogs" because it's such a low opinion of our worth as a human species. we all deserve unconditional love and kindness just for being alive and around, we don't need to "earn" it as a privilege.
listen - life is terrible. order that plain cheese pizza. enjoy your chicken tenders and fries. drink an entire gallon of plain milk. wgaf
November 21, 2023 at 9:31 PM
listen - life is terrible. order that plain cheese pizza. enjoy your chicken tenders and fries. drink an entire gallon of plain milk. wgaf
is that cappuccino maker load bearing?
November 20, 2023 at 9:44 PM
is that cappuccino maker load bearing?
Not sure I'm a real person anymore tbh
November 7, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Not sure I'm a real person anymore tbh
Is this some kind of trick? because I am totally susceptible to those
October 9, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Is this some kind of trick? because I am totally susceptible to those
Translate hieroglyphics like no one's watching
October 7, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Translate hieroglyphics like no one's watching
I've never done hard drugs, I always make sure the crack is nice and soft before smoking it
September 28, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I've never done hard drugs, I always make sure the crack is nice and soft before smoking it
Music peaked when Das Racist released their remix of Combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell
September 22, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Music peaked when Das Racist released their remix of Combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell
You were laminating... without me?
September 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
You were laminating... without me?
If we're going to be friends I'm going to need to hear your best Waluigi impression, it's just how it goes.
September 12, 2023 at 7:15 PM
If we're going to be friends I'm going to need to hear your best Waluigi impression, it's just how it goes.
I can't be a doctor, I love doing harm too much
September 12, 2023 at 6:56 PM
I can't be a doctor, I love doing harm too much
if the world really is going to end can it happen soon please, maybe even today? before I have to go into work?
August 25, 2023 at 8:31 PM
if the world really is going to end can it happen soon please, maybe even today? before I have to go into work?
damn India completed their moon mission successfully AND @hankgreen.bsky.social is in complete remission? what a day to wake up
August 23, 2023 at 6:31 PM
damn India completed their moon mission successfully AND @hankgreen.bsky.social is in complete remission? what a day to wake up
hi yes hello everyone, due to inflation & the current political climate what was once said as "another day, another dollar" will now be said as "another day, another dime". thank you for your time today.
August 10, 2023 at 5:41 PM
hi yes hello everyone, due to inflation & the current political climate what was once said as "another day, another dollar" will now be said as "another day, another dime". thank you for your time today.
I like music that sounds like an angel crying over a keyboard
August 6, 2023 at 4:11 PM
I like music that sounds like an angel crying over a keyboard