me: crazy that nobody has wife’d me up yet 😔

also me: ONLY 24 games and 620 hours??? damn I fell off 😔

my special taping is THIS Saturday!

only TWO tickets left for the first show and a bunch left for the second show! spread the word to Denver nerds!!

tickets on linktr.ee/wisalallen

I just fought this guy in Lies of P and now I think the game is good

HEY DENVER NERDS!

in less than two weeks, I will be filming my first comedy special on December 7th at L7 Games in Lakewood! It’ll be the “worlds first low budget stand up comedy special filmed in a gaming store (in Denver)” so come be a part of history!

if I sell out my comedy special taping in Denver I will stop using Twitter forever

Denver nerds: come be an audience member in the world’s FIRST ever low budget stand-up comedy special filmed in a used gaming store.. in Denver

if I sell out my comedy special taping in Denver I will stop using Twitter forever

Denver nerds: come be an audience member in the world’s FIRST ever low budget stand-up comedy special filmed in a used gaming store.. in Denver

Hello

GAY ROBOTTT

polly pockets were the original girl dinner

I just found out who stephen amell is and now my afternoon is ruined

I love talking about anime on podcasts, but it’s also very cool to be invited to talk about things that aren’t anime on podcasts! you can see me talking about Resident Evil 2002 on the latest Rotten Tomatoes is Wrong episode!

https://youtu.be/6QNflNakJaw

Surf’s Up still so fuckinngg ggood

I use my friends HBO account and I think this might be a sign I should check up on her

OKAY TWITTER IS DEAD IM HERE FOREVER HIII

my little selfie assistant 🥹

we here now