Juanstalvern
@wingshad0w.bsky.social
Nerd, filth kink haver, and writer of kink fics.
He/Him 30+ Heterosexual Likes messy kinks, scat/ws etc. Mostly a quiet liker, less of a talker. But I don't bite
Also robots are cool as fuck, holy fucking hell goddamn. 🔞
He/Him 30+ Heterosexual Likes messy kinks, scat/ws etc. Mostly a quiet liker, less of a talker. But I don't bite
Also robots are cool as fuck, holy fucking hell goddamn. 🔞
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Juanstalvern
@wingshad0w.bsky.social
· Sep 27
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Oh. I should maybe make like... A pinned post.
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
archiveofourown.org/works/750941...
Wooo, new kink stuff. This time a streamer joins a special company/platform for new streamers which encourages you to be disgusting and degenerate
Wooo, new kink stuff. This time a streamer joins a special company/platform for new streamers which encourages you to be disgusting and degenerate
Degenerate streamers - Chapter 1 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/750941...
Wooo, new kink stuff. This time a streamer joins a special company/platform for new streamers which encourages you to be disgusting and degenerate
Wooo, new kink stuff. This time a streamer joins a special company/platform for new streamers which encourages you to be disgusting and degenerate
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I know peeps wanna choke on my stank.
But dont forget I want to choke with you.
But dont forget I want to choke with you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know peeps wanna choke on my stank.
But dont forget I want to choke with you.
But dont forget I want to choke with you.
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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY MECH'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY MECH'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER
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dear artist friends: i beg you. implore you. Draw the indulgent freaky shit you want to see. No being afraid it won't do numbers, no being afraid it'll lose you followers, none of that. We can tell when you're catering to your hyper-specific niche Thing and it's always the best to see
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
dear artist friends: i beg you. implore you. Draw the indulgent freaky shit you want to see. No being afraid it won't do numbers, no being afraid it'll lose you followers, none of that. We can tell when you're catering to your hyper-specific niche Thing and it's always the best to see
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
whats up my fellow gamers
Definitely my kink hot take is that latex kinda sucks. At best its middling, at worst, it just sucks. I prefer taboo breaking and doing kinky shit in regular clothes breaks more taboos in my mind.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Definitely my kink hot take is that latex kinda sucks. At best its middling, at worst, it just sucks. I prefer taboo breaking and doing kinky shit in regular clothes breaks more taboos in my mind.
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I learned a long time ago that if you're afraid of driving people away with your kink you gotta remember that:
1) One group is into it
2) One group is persuadable
3) One group likes your art regardless of subject
The remainder will leave but them's the breaks and they're often a small group
1) One group is into it
2) One group is persuadable
3) One group likes your art regardless of subject
The remainder will leave but them's the breaks and they're often a small group
post your “weird” kinks. more people are already into it than you probably think and it’ll in turn give other people the confidence to be more open about sharing them publicly as well
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I learned a long time ago that if you're afraid of driving people away with your kink you gotta remember that:
1) One group is into it
2) One group is persuadable
3) One group likes your art regardless of subject
The remainder will leave but them's the breaks and they're often a small group
1) One group is into it
2) One group is persuadable
3) One group likes your art regardless of subject
The remainder will leave but them's the breaks and they're often a small group
Reposted by Juanstalvern
Walking around on 1 November and seeing Halloween decorations still up is cute.
Like awww they still haven't put up the Christmas decorations
Like awww they still haven't put up the Christmas decorations
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Walking around on 1 November and seeing Halloween decorations still up is cute.
Like awww they still haven't put up the Christmas decorations
Like awww they still haven't put up the Christmas decorations
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
archiveofourown.org/works/72093486
So, I've done chapter 2. And I have chapter 3 in need of a second read-over
But lovely Giselle's arc is going forwards and getting worse
So, I've done chapter 2. And I have chapter 3 in need of a second read-over
But lovely Giselle's arc is going forwards and getting worse
The Hound and the mechanic - Chapter 1 - winghsad0w - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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October 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/72093486
So, I've done chapter 2. And I have chapter 3 in need of a second read-over
But lovely Giselle's arc is going forwards and getting worse
So, I've done chapter 2. And I have chapter 3 in need of a second read-over
But lovely Giselle's arc is going forwards and getting worse
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Reposted by Juanstalvern
it's Friday, which means Pavetta
I've never drawn her smiling, but she does. sometimes.
I've never drawn her smiling, but she does. sometimes.
May 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it's Friday, which means Pavetta
I've never drawn her smiling, but she does. sometimes.
I've never drawn her smiling, but she does. sometimes.
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Evelyn is one reason to miss the hot weather ☀️
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Evelyn is one reason to miss the hot weather ☀️
Writes a mechsplo story
Writes a hound
Names her Kerberos
Does it solely to make a pun on the number 3
forgets the actual Cerberus is a goddamn dog.
I can't tell if I'm a fucking idiot or genius sometimes.
Writes a hound
Names her Kerberos
Does it solely to make a pun on the number 3
forgets the actual Cerberus is a goddamn dog.
I can't tell if I'm a fucking idiot or genius sometimes.
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Writes a mechsplo story
Writes a hound
Names her Kerberos
Does it solely to make a pun on the number 3
forgets the actual Cerberus is a goddamn dog.
I can't tell if I'm a fucking idiot or genius sometimes.
Writes a hound
Names her Kerberos
Does it solely to make a pun on the number 3
forgets the actual Cerberus is a goddamn dog.
I can't tell if I'm a fucking idiot or genius sometimes.
archiveofourown.org/works/720934...
I had an idea. What if there was an accident before a campaign and a hound was stuck with just a backup handler, basically a mechanic who knows the system exists but is just here because her hound likes her for saving her from the accident #mechsploitation
I had an idea. What if there was an accident before a campaign and a hound was stuck with just a backup handler, basically a mechanic who knows the system exists but is just here because her hound likes her for saving her from the accident #mechsploitation
The Hound and the mechanic - Chapter 1 - winghsad0w - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/720934...
I had an idea. What if there was an accident before a campaign and a hound was stuck with just a backup handler, basically a mechanic who knows the system exists but is just here because her hound likes her for saving her from the accident #mechsploitation
I had an idea. What if there was an accident before a campaign and a hound was stuck with just a backup handler, basically a mechanic who knows the system exists but is just here because her hound likes her for saving her from the accident #mechsploitation
Wow! New random filth story. The dirty shrine maiden, a shrine where women are 'called to serve the gods' and well today one joined at probably the nastiest day she could possibly do so
archiveofourown.org/works/719588...
archiveofourown.org/works/719588...
The dirty shrine maiden - Chapter 1 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wow! New random filth story. The dirty shrine maiden, a shrine where women are 'called to serve the gods' and well today one joined at probably the nastiest day she could possibly do so
archiveofourown.org/works/719588...
archiveofourown.org/works/719588...
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archiveofourown.org/works/713312...
I was possessed by a ghost demon to write this. Anyways, lemme drop a lecture on ancient language translation, suffix meaning and so much manure and slurry
I was possessed by a ghost demon to write this. Anyways, lemme drop a lecture on ancient language translation, suffix meaning and so much manure and slurry
The Myzo Dig 01 - Chapter 2 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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September 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
archiveofourown.org/works/713312...
I was possessed by a ghost demon to write this. Anyways, lemme drop a lecture on ancient language translation, suffix meaning and so much manure and slurry
I was possessed by a ghost demon to write this. Anyways, lemme drop a lecture on ancient language translation, suffix meaning and so much manure and slurry
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Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet.
After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet.
After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
Someone: write 1000 word filth kink just describing the action
Me: includes lore, culture, pantheon, language lesson, nation geography, international relations
Also me: And all the women just shit themselves and don't bathe cause shut up
Me: includes lore, culture, pantheon, language lesson, nation geography, international relations
Also me: And all the women just shit themselves and don't bathe cause shut up
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Someone: write 1000 word filth kink just describing the action
Me: includes lore, culture, pantheon, language lesson, nation geography, international relations
Also me: And all the women just shit themselves and don't bathe cause shut up
Me: includes lore, culture, pantheon, language lesson, nation geography, international relations
Also me: And all the women just shit themselves and don't bathe cause shut up
I should post here more.
I may or may not.
Anyways here's a cursed version of Alucards theme from the Hellsing anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSs...
I may or may not.
Anyways here's a cursed version of Alucards theme from the Hellsing anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSs...
A Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction
YouTube video by Yasushi Ishii - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I should post here more.
I may or may not.
Anyways here's a cursed version of Alucards theme from the Hellsing anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSs...
I may or may not.
Anyways here's a cursed version of Alucards theme from the Hellsing anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSs...
Oh. I should maybe make like... A pinned post.
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
Juanstalvern00982 | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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September 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh. I should maybe make like... A pinned post.
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...
archiveofourown.org/works/713312...
Is it time for a random story update? It do be.
Kink-fic story. Involves a lot of soiling, manure, lesbianisim, Wam, masturbation, scat watersports and unwashed women.
Is it time for a random story update? It do be.
Kink-fic story. Involves a lot of soiling, manure, lesbianisim, Wam, masturbation, scat watersports and unwashed women.
The Myzo Dig 01 - Chapter 1 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/713312...
Is it time for a random story update? It do be.
Kink-fic story. Involves a lot of soiling, manure, lesbianisim, Wam, masturbation, scat watersports and unwashed women.
Is it time for a random story update? It do be.
Kink-fic story. Involves a lot of soiling, manure, lesbianisim, Wam, masturbation, scat watersports and unwashed women.