𝐻𝐸𝑅𝑀𝐸𝒮
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𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 (𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦) 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑, 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑟.
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𝐻𝐸𝑅𝑀𝐸𝒮
@wingedsandals.bsky.social
· Dec 12
𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠.
𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒.
𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑠.
𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒.
𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑠.
If you are truly ‘jorkin it’, I have no doubt of that.
January 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you are truly ‘jorkin it’, I have no doubt of that.
Just like your father.
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just like your father.
Oh, don’t worry about me. I’m not the jealous type.
Most couldn’t keep up with me even if they wanted.
Most couldn’t keep up with me even if they wanted.
"He shouldn't be the only one getting shown appreciation."
Oh? What was that for?
January 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh, don’t worry about me. I’m not the jealous type.
Most couldn’t keep up with me even if they wanted.
Most couldn’t keep up with me even if they wanted.
Oh? What was that for?
Kisses cheek.
I can see you kissing the other me.
Love Wins 😎
Love Wins 😎
January 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh? What was that for?
I can see you kissing the other me.
Love Wins 😎
Love Wins 😎
January 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I can see you kissing the other me.
Love Wins 😎
Love Wins 😎
Be careful, little one~!
Have fun away from there.
Have fun away from there.
....we're just gonna go play over here. Mischief is scared. We don't like that.
January 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Be careful, little one~!
Have fun away from there.
Have fun away from there.
What it’s like to go see Lysistrata in the theatre.
a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
ALT: a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What it’s like to go see Lysistrata in the theatre.
when someone says they want to deal with the gods then act surprised that they get outplayed
January 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
when someone says they want to deal with the gods then act surprised that they get outplayed
Don’t mind him making a house of cards in the inn.
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Don’t mind him making a house of cards in the inn.
With a few gold fastenings on the waist and shoulder, added with gold bands at the arm and neck, Hermes completed the look… even with a pair of sandals sans wings.
“You look marvelous.”
“You look marvelous.”
“Hmmm……. I mean…… I guess that does work.”
He says with a bit of a smile. It was nice to know that Hermes was willing to help him out.
“Alright, yeah, let’s go for it.”
He says with a bit of a smile. It was nice to know that Hermes was willing to help him out.
“Alright, yeah, let’s go for it.”
+ shoulder.
“Leaves the important bits to the imagination, allows some breathing ability, and is lightweight for… activities.”
“Leaves the important bits to the imagination, allows some breathing ability, and is lightweight for… activities.”
January 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
With a few gold fastenings on the waist and shoulder, added with gold bands at the arm and neck, Hermes completed the look… even with a pair of sandals sans wings.
“You look marvelous.”
“You look marvelous.”
Ha! Not many could. I usually make my appearances, steal some wine, and then listen to the gossip.
I do like having a drink most nights, but I don't think I could keep up with an eternal party.
Old Dionysus, of course.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
January 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ha! Not many could. I usually make my appearances, steal some wine, and then listen to the gossip.
Old Dionysus, of course.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
Which one?
You would get along with my brother.
January 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Old Dionysus, of course.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
You would get along with my brother.
He wants to get fucking trashed tonight
Why? Dunno. That kinda day.
Why? Dunno. That kinda day.
January 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You would get along with my brother.
“Why, of course. I don’t waste time, my boy.” He hums to himself as he sorts through cloths.
With a grin, he pulled a sleek, almost sheer fabric, dyed light blue.
Taking it, Hermes circled Telemachus and wrapped it around the man, making a high-cut himation, one strap going up and over his left +
With a grin, he pulled a sleek, almost sheer fabric, dyed light blue.
Taking it, Hermes circled Telemachus and wrapped it around the man, making a high-cut himation, one strap going up and over his left +
He’d blink a few times looking around.
“….You really are the fastest in the pantheon—“
He says as he shook his head a bit to refocus.
“Uhhh….. I mean it is the beach, so maybe…… maybe something beach appropriate?”
“….You really are the fastest in the pantheon—“
He says as he shook his head a bit to refocus.
“Uhhh….. I mean it is the beach, so maybe…… maybe something beach appropriate?”
In the blink of an eye, the pair were in a marble and gold trimmed room, sun shining through the windows.
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
January 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“Why, of course. I don’t waste time, my boy.” He hums to himself as he sorts through cloths.
With a grin, he pulled a sleek, almost sheer fabric, dyed light blue.
Taking it, Hermes circled Telemachus and wrapped it around the man, making a high-cut himation, one strap going up and over his left +
With a grin, he pulled a sleek, almost sheer fabric, dyed light blue.
Taking it, Hermes circled Telemachus and wrapped it around the man, making a high-cut himation, one strap going up and over his left +
In the blink of an eye, the pair were in a marble and gold trimmed room, sun shining through the windows.
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
Wh- huh???
O-Okay then-
O-Okay then-
Hm, no. That won’t do.
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
January 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In the blink of an eye, the pair were in a marble and gold trimmed room, sun shining through the windows.
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.
“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
This one has a good point.
Trust me. If you reduce your body's ability to move blood away from your brain, you'll maintain a clear head a lot easier during the date.
Okay….
Alright, fair….
HUH???????
Alright, fair….
HUH???????
January 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This one has a good point.
Hm, no. That won’t do.
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
We’re going to a beach. We talked about what we’re both bringing.
I’m probably just gonna put on my usual swimwear and a shirt.
I’m probably just gonna put on my usual swimwear and a shirt.
Well, then, the next step is to put your best foot forward. What will you be wearing? Where are you being taken?
January 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hm, no. That won’t do.
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
Well, then, the next step is to put your best foot forward. What will you be wearing? Where are you being taken?
Well….. yeah, no shit.
Preferably, show up.
January 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Well, then, the next step is to put your best foot forward. What will you be wearing? Where are you being taken?
Preferably, show up.
I’m going on a date…..
….With an actual goddess…..
WHAT DO I EVEN DO????
HOW DO I PREPARE????
….With an actual goddess…..
WHAT DO I EVEN DO????
HOW DO I PREPARE????
January 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Preferably, show up.
“And how are you this fine evening?”
"Hey Hermes!"
“And the world keeps spinning.”
December 31, 2024 at 3:48 AM
“And how are you this fine evening?”
“And the world keeps spinning.”
December 31, 2024 at 3:16 AM
“And the world keeps spinning.”
Merry Christmas Eve!
December 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Merry Christmas Eve!
“How adorable. Pan’s son is about to have his 18th birthday.
Perhaps I should send him a gift.”
Perhaps I should send him a gift.”
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
“How adorable. Pan’s son is about to have his 18th birthday.
Perhaps I should send him a gift.”
Perhaps I should send him a gift.”