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Reading critiques of weapons that basically boil down to “it feels like they added scarier scenes just to make it scarier and they had no plot relevance” my brother in christ it’s a horror movie
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reading critiques of weapons that basically boil down to “it feels like they added scarier scenes just to make it scarier and they had no plot relevance” my brother in christ it’s a horror movie
“Sorry I can’t, I got hit by a car”
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Sorry I can’t, I got hit by a car”
I gasped at my lucky guess
Wordle 1,653 3/6
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December 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I gasped at my lucky guess
Wordle 1,653 3/6
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Ok magic bag as lumbar support at office chair is really unparalleled
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ok magic bag as lumbar support at office chair is really unparalleled
Someone just told a patient “your husband is coming” and I was like omg Raaaaaye
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Someone just told a patient “your husband is coming” and I was like omg Raaaaaye
The way I thought I was gonna fail out of this program and I finished the semester with a 3.0 … melodrama
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The way I thought I was gonna fail out of this program and I finished the semester with a 3.0 … melodrama
I really thought I’d never have to shovel snow for the rest of my life. # MyHubris
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I really thought I’d never have to shovel snow for the rest of my life. # MyHubris
Shitting nonstop has me feeling petite and sexy today
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Shitting nonstop has me feeling petite and sexy today
Love a delivery driver holding my dinner hostage less than a minute away from my apartment
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Love a delivery driver holding my dinner hostage less than a minute away from my apartment
If I don’t have a boyfriend by end of Q1 I’m gonna rage
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If I don’t have a boyfriend by end of Q1 I’m gonna rage
Getting out of bed at 1 pm on my first actual day off in months… god is so good
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Getting out of bed at 1 pm on my first actual day off in months… god is so good
realizing that the last 3 chapters for this course are all review from last year… I can pull off a 35% on a multiple choice exam. I can I can I can
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
realizing that the last 3 chapters for this course are all review from last year… I can pull off a 35% on a multiple choice exam. I can I can I can
Who knew that studying for midterms would have positive consequences when studying for finals
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Who knew that studying for midterms would have positive consequences when studying for finals
am I really about to start dating a guy named Melvin?
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
am I really about to start dating a guy named Melvin?
Me, nauseously: ok diva it’s time to lock in 🤢
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me, nauseously: ok diva it’s time to lock in 🤢
The fact that my luggage store got 200 pairs of shitty white-labelled boxer briefs today. Like what are we doing
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The fact that my luggage store got 200 pairs of shitty white-labelled boxer briefs today. Like what are we doing
a man is upset with me bc I said I’d sleep with him and then changed my mind and I honestly couldn’t be happier to go home
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
a man is upset with me bc I said I’d sleep with him and then changed my mind and I honestly couldn’t be happier to go home
Love the animalistic urge to piss and shit relentlessly leading up to a stressful event
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Love the animalistic urge to piss and shit relentlessly leading up to a stressful event
If any of the long answer questions are on investment I’m jungkooked
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If any of the long answer questions are on investment I’m jungkooked
Loooove the impacts of cauliflower on my digestive system 1 hour before my final
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Loooove the impacts of cauliflower on my digestive system 1 hour before my final
I think I’m gonna die in this. hoooooooooooouseweew est age cds ch trvhygjthgfvyt
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think I’m gonna die in this. hoooooooooooouseweew est age cds ch trvhygjthgfvyt
DL masc4masc faggots are a scourge on this earth
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
DL masc4masc faggots are a scourge on this earth
Have we ever considered that Eve was really constipated and that’s why she ate the apple?
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have we ever considered that Eve was really constipated and that’s why she ate the apple?
Test hubris is hitting, this is bad
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Test hubris is hitting, this is bad
love that the pomodoro technique is just tomatoes
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
love that the pomodoro technique is just tomatoes