kaos
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late 20s. kaos_sparrow on twt, windcalling on tumb
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in the club straight up squarin it. and by it, heh heh, let's just say. my enix
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
in the club straight up squarin it. and by it, heh heh, let's just say. my enix
lmaooooooo
Reporter: Do you view Mamdani as the leader of the Democrat [sic] party?
Trump: (graciously dodges)
Trump: (graciously dodges)
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
lmaooooooo
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Hey so can you go back to Kermit and apologize to him and say yes I will make that movie
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hey so can you go back to Kermit and apologize to him and say yes I will make that movie
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The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
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Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
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Guy who has never done anything wrong ever in his life
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Guy who has never done anything wrong ever in his life
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#svsssspoilers
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#svsssspoilers
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras
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laughing at the idea that bingge no longer gets the "original luo binghe" designation. kick a man while he's down
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
laughing at the idea that bingge no longer gets the "original luo binghe" designation. kick a man while he's down
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i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
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1. this is soooo funny of mbj. he decided it’s mountain time. so it is mountain time
2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺
2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
1. this is soooo funny of mbj. he decided it’s mountain time. so it is mountain time
2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺
2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺
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GOD I LOVE CUMPLANE SO MUCH #svsssspoilers
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
GOD I LOVE CUMPLANE SO MUCH #svsssspoilers
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going
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lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT
new scum villain extra! dick cheney is dead! AND elections going pretty well!! what a day. what a week for posting
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
new scum villain extra! dick cheney is dead! AND elections going pretty well!! what a day. what a week for posting
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[shen tang voice] he did, technically, already die alone
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[shen tang voice] he did, technically, already die alone
i am choosing to believe that when binghe had his “oh no shizun’s hot” moment with the skinner demon, he decided this simply must be a different person entirely. no other explanation
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i am choosing to believe that when binghe had his “oh no shizun’s hot” moment with the skinner demon, he decided this simply must be a different person entirely. no other explanation
cumplane priorities but also the truest experience: meeting an efriend for the first time irl and saying EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
cumplane priorities but also the truest experience: meeting an efriend for the first time irl and saying EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME!!!!
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he's so normal he's so fucking normal if he hadn't transmigrated he would have passed as normal for so long but all of the weirdness that was relegated to the internet had to be spoken aloud instead and now there's rpf noncon porn of him being sung in every tavern and he'll never be normal again
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
he's so normal he's so fucking normal if he hadn't transmigrated he would have passed as normal for so long but all of the weirdness that was relegated to the internet had to be spoken aloud instead and now there's rpf noncon porn of him being sung in every tavern and he'll never be normal again