Will
@willroneill.bsky.social
Mostly focused on being a good spouse, parent, brother, son and friend and other things that bring me joy.
ST:VOY cold take: Nelix is Felix with an N. Felix is a Roman cognomen, or nickname. Why didn't they make Talaxian names "Take a cognomen and make the first letter N"?
"Nelix, introduce us to your Talaxian friends."
"This is Nurmanicus and Nagnus, who is friends with Nicero. They are all trouble."
"Nelix, introduce us to your Talaxian friends."
"This is Nurmanicus and Nagnus, who is friends with Nicero. They are all trouble."
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ST:VOY cold take: Nelix is Felix with an N. Felix is a Roman cognomen, or nickname. Why didn't they make Talaxian names "Take a cognomen and make the first letter N"?
"Nelix, introduce us to your Talaxian friends."
"This is Nurmanicus and Nagnus, who is friends with Nicero. They are all trouble."
"Nelix, introduce us to your Talaxian friends."
"This is Nurmanicus and Nagnus, who is friends with Nicero. They are all trouble."
More like Lake of Galilee.
July 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
More like Lake of Galilee.
“We shouldn’t take Trump seriously,” the New York columnist screamed as jackbooted ICE agents executed a warrantless search of his home. “It gives him too much credit.”
Opinion | The Pointless Triumph of a Hapless President
www.nytimes.com
July 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“We shouldn’t take Trump seriously,” the New York columnist screamed as jackbooted ICE agents executed a warrantless search of his home. “It gives him too much credit.”
The silliest thing an adult human can do is make their Jeep look mad.
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The silliest thing an adult human can do is make their Jeep look mad.
Someone at Dominion Energy needs to get off the crystal meth.
June 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Someone at Dominion Energy needs to get off the crystal meth.
Most people think Battleship is a game of strategic guesswork, but it is actually a game of reminding your child that it is their turn.
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Most people think Battleship is a game of strategic guesswork, but it is actually a game of reminding your child that it is their turn.
Genuine question: Who did this guy think was buying his cars?
A Disillusioned Musk, Distanced From Trump, Says He’s Exiting Washington
www.nytimes.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Genuine question: Who did this guy think was buying his cars?
Why is @washingtonpost.com using thirteen words when two, “concentration camp,” would do?
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
May 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Why is @washingtonpost.com using thirteen words when two, “concentration camp,” would do?
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
Trump’s One Huge Awful Bill passed one day after the death at 75 of Rep. Gerry Connolly. The vote was 215-214-1, meaning had Connolly retired responsibly this bill, which could redefine government for a lifetime, would have failed.
We need to stop enabling half-dead dinosaurs staying in office.
We need to stop enabling half-dead dinosaurs staying in office.
May 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump’s One Huge Awful Bill passed one day after the death at 75 of Rep. Gerry Connolly. The vote was 215-214-1, meaning had Connolly retired responsibly this bill, which could redefine government for a lifetime, would have failed.
We need to stop enabling half-dead dinosaurs staying in office.
We need to stop enabling half-dead dinosaurs staying in office.
Word’s smallest violin for the motherfucker who deep-sixed Clinton ‘16. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/u...
Secret Service Questions Comey Over Social Media Post About Trump
www.nytimes.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Word’s smallest violin for the motherfucker who deep-sixed Clinton ‘16. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/u...
I think one of the major trends of our period that historians will examine is the coordinated attack by right-wing politics and the tech sector on our ability to think critically and express ourselves in service of big business.
May 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think one of the major trends of our period that historians will examine is the coordinated attack by right-wing politics and the tech sector on our ability to think critically and express ourselves in service of big business.
Note: You can be critical of oligarchy without being fucking homophobic about it.
Your phone bill shows what all the added-on taxes are. Why the fuck can't Amazon show the import taxes caused by His Magasty's tariffs? Oh, right, because Jeff Bezos has mushroom dick in his mouth.
May 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Note: You can be critical of oligarchy without being fucking homophobic about it.
We need, nay, DESERVE a new season Syfy’s Eureka set in 2025.
S6E1: Entire sheriff’s office fired via DOGE email. The email becomes sentient and uses real fire.
S6E2: Existence of Eureka is revealed via Signal chat.
S6E3: Canadian bacon shortage disrupts pork-based alternative energy experiment.
S6E1: Entire sheriff’s office fired via DOGE email. The email becomes sentient and uses real fire.
S6E2: Existence of Eureka is revealed via Signal chat.
S6E3: Canadian bacon shortage disrupts pork-based alternative energy experiment.
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We need, nay, DESERVE a new season Syfy’s Eureka set in 2025.
S6E1: Entire sheriff’s office fired via DOGE email. The email becomes sentient and uses real fire.
S6E2: Existence of Eureka is revealed via Signal chat.
S6E3: Canadian bacon shortage disrupts pork-based alternative energy experiment.
S6E1: Entire sheriff’s office fired via DOGE email. The email becomes sentient and uses real fire.
S6E2: Existence of Eureka is revealed via Signal chat.
S6E3: Canadian bacon shortage disrupts pork-based alternative energy experiment.
The (often non-practicing) Cradle Catholic v. right-wing Catholic convert who really just wants Pentecostalism with incense dialogue on TikTok right now is fantastic.
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The (often non-practicing) Cradle Catholic v. right-wing Catholic convert who really just wants Pentecostalism with incense dialogue on TikTok right now is fantastic.
Has anyone done an economic impact study on Single Payer BUT they make it so you only fill out a form once instead of three times AND you can press 1 to skip the 2 minute appointment confirmation robocall?
April 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Has anyone done an economic impact study on Single Payer BUT they make it so you only fill out a form once instead of three times AND you can press 1 to skip the 2 minute appointment confirmation robocall?
Texas: “Don’t mess with us, we’re the toughest. We like to threaten to secede and we even execute innocent people all the time.
Also Texas, clutching their pearls like nuns at drag brunch: “Not an image of Virtus killing a tyrant!”
Also Texas, clutching their pearls like nuns at drag brunch: “Not an image of Virtus killing a tyrant!”
April 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Texas: “Don’t mess with us, we’re the toughest. We like to threaten to secede and we even execute innocent people all the time.
Also Texas, clutching their pearls like nuns at drag brunch: “Not an image of Virtus killing a tyrant!”
Also Texas, clutching their pearls like nuns at drag brunch: “Not an image of Virtus killing a tyrant!”
Continually defeated by the New York Times’ lack of an “Open Article In App” button on the mobile web site.
April 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Continually defeated by the New York Times’ lack of an “Open Article In App” button on the mobile web site.
This is what it is all about for conservatives: violating the public trust for private gain.
Never believe them, never take them at their word.
Never believe them, never take them at their word.
Oh dear you’re going to want to read this. Looks like DOGErs were caught exfiltrating NLRB data, likely on unions, for private (seemingly Elony) use. This is must read. What we’ve all suspected. But now details. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...
A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data
A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is what it is all about for conservatives: violating the public trust for private gain.
Never believe them, never take them at their word.
Never believe them, never take them at their word.
After an hour of searching for the 4 y/o’s favorite stuffy:
Me: “Were you and Cookie Monster playing?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “What were you playing?”
Him, very proud of himself: “Hide and seek and Cookie is hiding.”
Me: “Were you and Cookie Monster playing?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “What were you playing?”
Him, very proud of himself: “Hide and seek and Cookie is hiding.”
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
After an hour of searching for the 4 y/o’s favorite stuffy:
Me: “Were you and Cookie Monster playing?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “What were you playing?”
Him, very proud of himself: “Hide and seek and Cookie is hiding.”
Me: “Were you and Cookie Monster playing?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “What were you playing?”
Him, very proud of himself: “Hide and seek and Cookie is hiding.”
“American Egg Yolk”
Mixed media, 2025
Mixed media, 2025
April 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“American Egg Yolk”
Mixed media, 2025
Mixed media, 2025
There is a muzak version of Sweet Child of Mine playing at the grocery store and I just aged 30 years in an instant.
April 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There is a muzak version of Sweet Child of Mine playing at the grocery store and I just aged 30 years in an instant.
Another of Forbe's "30 Under 30" convicted of fraud.
I swear, when someone makes that list someone at the SEC should just open an investigation based on the odds.
See: Sam Bankman-Fried, Elizabeth Holmes, Martin Shkreli, Joanna Smith-Griffin
I swear, when someone makes that list someone at the SEC should just open an investigation based on the odds.
See: Sam Bankman-Fried, Elizabeth Holmes, Martin Shkreli, Joanna Smith-Griffin
How Will Charlie Javice Teach Pilates in an Ankle Monitor?
Convicted of fraud and facing the possibility of decades in prison, Charlie Javice was concerned about how a monitoring device would affect her job.
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Another of Forbe's "30 Under 30" convicted of fraud.
I swear, when someone makes that list someone at the SEC should just open an investigation based on the odds.
See: Sam Bankman-Fried, Elizabeth Holmes, Martin Shkreli, Joanna Smith-Griffin
I swear, when someone makes that list someone at the SEC should just open an investigation based on the odds.
See: Sam Bankman-Fried, Elizabeth Holmes, Martin Shkreli, Joanna Smith-Griffin
There are two types of consultants undermining progressive goals: skeevy fundraisers who suck up money for unwinnable races and strategy advisors who steer Democrats away from criticizing the big corporations screwing over workers b/c those same corporations are also clients (see Biden/Harris 2024).
Meet the 23-Year-Old Student Who Raised $25 Million in Democratic Losses
A law student in Florida has a lucrative side gig: fund-raising consultant. His firm earns a 25 percent cut of “profit” from donations, and critics have begun to pile up after two special elections.
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There are two types of consultants undermining progressive goals: skeevy fundraisers who suck up money for unwinnable races and strategy advisors who steer Democrats away from criticizing the big corporations screwing over workers b/c those same corporations are also clients (see Biden/Harris 2024).
Yesterday, the stock market lost 8 trillion eggs, a number of eggs which would take about 85 years to lay (domestically).
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yesterday, the stock market lost 8 trillion eggs, a number of eggs which would take about 85 years to lay (domestically).
Record Store Clerks Rejoice.
Yo La Tengo and Built to Spill Announce Co-Headline Summer Tour
The indie rock bands will embark on a short U.S. run together in July
pitchfork.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Record Store Clerks Rejoice.