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❝𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡. . .𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐭.❞

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Cue him answering the door, still half asleep, clearly having just woken up.

"Doreen? . .What's up? Somethin' wrong?"
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Immediately, the Armored Avenger let out a groan that essentially said 'I am so done with this bullshit'.

"Arno Stark. . .Yeah, I know the idiot. Alternate universe version of me that's a massive prick."

He said, eventually reaching their location and ending the call, looking at the webhead.

+
“It looks trashed now.”

The webhead remained perched, shrugging. “He said his name was Arno. . . and he kept yapping about the future.”

grabbing the foot of the armoured man, he’d spin the webbed up foe.

“Arno Stark. . . Doesn’t really have a ring to it”
". . .Well, you have thoroughly caught my attention now."

He said, immediately dawning his Endo Sym armor and heading to the webhead's location.

"What does the armor look like? Crude in design because all of the armors within the Hall of Armors are accounted for."
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by — 𝙄𝙍𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝘼𝙉
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 AM
"Hmm. . .Yeah, I've got a few."

He said, beginning to work on the holographic concepts again, this time coloring the bow, black and purple with highlights of white throughout the weapon.

"Now, let's see about the transformation function."

He said, grabbing the holographic weapon as it +
" Pineapple on pizza is good! it's the same thing as chicken and waffles! " [ He retorted back, gently nudging him on the shoulder ]

" Guess I'll get pepperoni, don't wanna get exiled for it " [ Clint grumbles ]

[ He looks at the concept in awe, he could be calculated and fast sure, but when it +
"So long as there is no pineapple on it, then yeah, we can order a pizza."

He said, a separate screen appearing which he moved towards the archer.

"And I know everyone uses my card to buy pizza, not that I mind, hardly a dent in my account."

He mused with a chuckle as he continued to +
December 13, 2024 at 5:06 AM
His eyes widened ever so slightly.

"Really? You missed me? Huh. . .first time I've heard that in a while."

He said, a soft chuckle escaping his lips.
December 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
"So long as there is no pineapple on it, then yeah, we can order a pizza."

He said, a separate screen appearing which he moved towards the archer.

"And I know everyone uses my card to buy pizza, not that I mind, hardly a dent in my account."

He mused with a chuckle as he continued to +
" I feel like you've been planning this for awhile " [ he teased as he stood behind him, Clint squinted slightly as the light from the holographic screen hits his face ]

"Ah yeah yeah, sure, hard light sounds cool" [ He agreed, knowing that he had very limited knowledge on how hard light +
He merely grinned, nodding as he patted the archer's back, trying (and failing) to hold in a chuckle.

"Heh, yeah, no problem, I'll make you some hearing aids."

He said before shrugging his shoulders at the previous question.

"And no particular occasion. . .I'm just bored out of my damn skull."

+
December 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM
". . .Well, you have thoroughly caught my attention now."

He said, immediately dawning his Endo Sym armor and heading to the webhead's location.

"What does the armor look like? Crude in design because all of the armors within the Hall of Armors are accounted for."
“Stark.”

The webhead was perched on a streetlight, a man in a damaged iron man suit hung, webbed in a cocoon. Just dangling.

“I just took my frustrations with the cost of therapy, late stage capitalism and college stress out on someone claiming to be a Stark. . . and in an iron man suit.”
[ @nycwebswinger.bsky.social ]

``Boss, you have a priority call from Peter Parker.``

Friday said over the intercom as Tony was working on one of his suits.

"Put it on speaker." He said, watching as the call was answered. "Hey Pete, what's up?"
December 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM
"So, how have you been? Haven't really had a chance to catch up with you."

He asked, placing his hands into his pockets as he rose a brow upwards in curiosity.
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
"Well, can't have the squirrel running around in her own suit without her more human best friend having one, can I?"

He said, grinning as he folded his arms over his chest, tilting his head to the side.

"Plus, it'd give me something to do."
“Awww that’s so sweet that you care, Tony!”

She taps her chin in thought. Tippy Toe would probably go mad with power… in a good way! Her squirrel companion was always helping people after all.

“I say go for it. She’s always looking for new ways to be more of a badass.”
"Ah, that makes sense, just didn't see her on you so I figured I'd ask."

He said, landing on the ground as his armor unraveled, hiding away inside of his Arc Reactor.

"How'd you think Tippy would react with her own set of Iron Man armor? The Iron Squirrel. . .pretty good ring to that, actually."
December 12, 2024 at 11:52 PM
He merely grinned, nodding as he patted the archer's back, trying (and failing) to hold in a chuckle.

"Heh, yeah, no problem, I'll make you some hearing aids."

He said before shrugging his shoulders at the previous question.

"And no particular occasion. . .I'm just bored out of my damn skull."

+
" What's the occasion? don't need a better one anyway, this one's already good " [ He smirked as he pulled the string of his bow, promptly, it snapped under the pressure, the string whipped right in his face ]

[ He groaned as he held the area that his face got hit, he huffed in annoyance knowing +
[ @clitbarton.bsky.social ]

"You know, Legolas, I could make you a better bow or even upgrade your current one. . ."

Tony mused, eying the other's preferred weapon of choice. . .he's bored and has nothing better to do than to bother Clint—.
December 12, 2024 at 11:50 PM
"Galvans. . .I assume that is the species that created your watch?"

He said before his brain fully processed what she had said.

"Smartest being in four or five galaxies? Damn, now Reed and I have some competition."
"Yeah, you're telling me!
The Galvans really make some hardcore tech.

The guy who made the watch is the smartest person in 4 or 5 galaxies."
". . .Holy shiiiiiit, so you can just. . .transform into any alien at will?"

He said, his eyes wide as he let out a low whistle.

"Damn, that's one serious piece of hardware, then."
December 12, 2024 at 11:46 PM
SʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄRᴀɢᴇ❗️💢

I can see that and that's relatable—
December 12, 2024 at 7:09 AM
SʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄRᴀɢᴇ❗️💢

GODDAMN—
December 12, 2024 at 7:04 AM
"Ah, that makes sense, just didn't see her on you so I figured I'd ask."

He said, landing on the ground as his armor unraveled, hiding away inside of his Arc Reactor.

"How'd you think Tippy would react with her own set of Iron Man armor? The Iron Squirrel. . .pretty good ring to that, actually."
Tippy was currently conked out in a secret pocket inside of her jacket. She gives a big grin.

“Oh she’s just great! We had a big adventure earlier and now she’s taking a nap after I got her a snack. Why do you ask?”
[ @magnetoofsquirrels.bsky.social ]

"Doreen, I've been meaning to ask, how's Tippy-Toe? I know you bring that squirrel almost everywhere with you."

He asked, tilting his head to the side as he looked at her, hovering off the ground.
December 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM
". . .Holy shiiiiiit, so you can just. . .transform into any alien at will?"

He said, his eyes wide as he let out a low whistle.

"Damn, that's one serious piece of hardware, then."
( Shifting back into her 'Default' appearance )

" Yeah, actually. That's what the watch does.
I have over 60 aliens to change into.

.. I think 64 or 65? "
". . .That is. . .very accurate, huh. . .Loki would probably get a kick out of you."

He said, nodding his head as he looked the other over.

"So, shot in the dark here, but, not only can you shapeshift, but you can transform into other aliens, too?"
December 12, 2024 at 6:43 AM
"Good, good. . .just figured I'd check in on them, see if I can offer any help. . .especially after the 'Stark' Sentinels."

He said, anger clear in his voice at the mention of the Sentinels, his eyes and Arc Reactor flashing red for a brief moment.
Ororo stared at Tony, a small smile appearing. "Things have been fine as far as I know. I recently came back from Wakanda to check up on them". She mentioned softly, crossing her arms.
[ @weathermixtress.bsky.social ]

"Storm, been a while, how's everything with the X-Men and Xavier's Institute?"

Tony asked, genuinely curious about how her and the others were doing. . .especially after what Orchis had done with the 'Stark' Sentinels.
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 AM
". . .That is. . .very accurate, huh. . .Loki would probably get a kick out of you."

He said, nodding his head as he looked the other over.

"So, shot in the dark here, but, not only can you shapeshift, but you can transform into other aliens, too?"
"Shapeshifting mud alien."

Lucy will give a demonstration by shifting herself into an identical copy of Tony.
"Huh, so I was half right then. . .but what's a Lenopan? Don't think I've met one before, until now."

Probably because they aren't in your universe, Tony—.
December 12, 2024 at 6:35 AM
"Huh, so I was half right then. . .but what's a Lenopan? Don't think I've met one before, until now."

Probably because they aren't in your universe, Tony—.
"... Klyntars are those goopy things that latch onto people, right..?

No, I'm not one of them. I'm a Lenopan.
But the watch does have Klyntar DNA in it."
[ @slvdgepvppy.bsky.social ]

". . .You aren't a Klyntar, right? Because my scans are telling me that you definitely aren't human. . .and your watch is a serious piece of hardware."

He said, his helmet opening up as he looked at her.
December 12, 2024 at 6:29 AM
"See, that's what I said! But apparently, across the multiverse, you just like to screw with me, so I figured I'd ask."

He said, shrugging his shoulders as his armor unraveled, retreating into his Arc Reactor.

"Seen a lot of weird things across the multiverse as of lately."
Shuri stared at him. "Why would I ask my brother to buy your company? I have everything I need in my lab in Wakanda. That is crazy".
[ @wakandangxnious.bsky.social ]

". . .Do you really ask your brother to buy my company? Ran into a few versions of him, and they almost all asked me that."

Tony stated, a brow raised as he folded his arms over his chest, looking at the fellow genius.
December 12, 2024 at 6:20 AM
"Yeah, during the whole AXIS fiasco, evil me made it. . .but I'll be damned if it isn't a serious piece of hardware."

He mused, jagged yet somehow fluid moving tendrils came from the armor, forming various weapons and growing bigger.

"May not be as indestructible as the Model Seventy-Two, the +
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM
". . .Well, damn, when you put it like that, it makes a lot of sense."

The genius said with a nod of his head, simply allowing her to fiddle with the piece of tech. . .not like it was important anyway.

"Suppose I'd get bored of it too, buuuuut something happens every other day that keeps life +
December 12, 2024 at 6:06 AM
"I've come to be cautious of all versions of Doom, so forgive me if I keep my guard up."

He said, his faceplate 'dissolving' away, a brow arched upwards.

"Huh, so you haven't run into any other versions of me? Well, hope I make a good impression."

He quipped, a small grin on his face.
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 AM
"I'm sure a certain Webhead would enjoy that, and I'm pretty sure the Ghost Rider is busy, so you should be good."

He said, folding his arms over his chest as he arched a brow upwards in curiosity.

"But why come back to our Earth? Seems a bit. . .out of your way."
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
"Not that I like to brag, but I am one of the smartest people on Earth."

He said, shrugging his shoulders as he winced slightly.

"Yikes, sounds like a pain. . .I just buy more storage if I run out of it."


Mr. Smart Guy, huh ? Nice job on guessing right, it's a Subspace Suitcase, it's connected to me sadly.

I would let you borrow it, but I don't want people messing with my head.

December 12, 2024 at 5:27 AM
SʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄRᴀɢᴇ❗️💢

*leaves this here and runs away—*
December 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM