Will Noonan
@willnoonan.bsky.social
comedy🌀new dad🌀runner🌀car guy🌀baseball and tennis🌀 general support person
I think there will be 2 Americans in the #Wimbeldon Semi Finals this week.
July 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think there will be 2 Americans in the #Wimbeldon Semi Finals this week.
June 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The Trump Musk Fued is like an episode of Succession mixed with an episode of Veep, mixed with all of us paying more for groceries.
June 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Trump Musk Fued is like an episode of Succession mixed with an episode of Veep, mixed with all of us paying more for groceries.
May 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I know the weed is good when I can’t tell if the electricity is flickering on and off, or if I’m blinking.
April 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know the weed is good when I can’t tell if the electricity is flickering on and off, or if I’m blinking.
I’ve noticed a lot of drunk drivers support Karen Read.
April 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’ve noticed a lot of drunk drivers support Karen Read.
The country I live in is so fucked up right now that I keep wasting prayers on “please make The Avengers real.”
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The country I live in is so fucked up right now that I keep wasting prayers on “please make The Avengers real.”
If you ain’t watching body cam footage of cops arresting weird dudes pretending to be cops, you aiiiiiiiiiin’t livin.
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you ain’t watching body cam footage of cops arresting weird dudes pretending to be cops, you aiiiiiiiiiin’t livin.
Trump was Blake Lively, Vance was Parker Posey and Zelensky was the Norwegian Journalist who regrets showing up.
#trump #vance #zelensky #ukraine #russia #popculture #blakelively
#trump #vance #zelensky #ukraine #russia #popculture #blakelively
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trump was Blake Lively, Vance was Parker Posey and Zelensky was the Norwegian Journalist who regrets showing up.
#trump #vance #zelensky #ukraine #russia #popculture #blakelively
#trump #vance #zelensky #ukraine #russia #popculture #blakelively
Luigi Mangione looks better after 3 months in prison than I do after 1 month in February.
February 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Luigi Mangione looks better after 3 months in prison than I do after 1 month in February.
I dress better or worse for my gig depending on how many times I was hassled by the booker between booking and the show itself. #comedy
February 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I dress better or worse for my gig depending on how many times I was hassled by the booker between booking and the show itself. #comedy
I bet Elon is whackin it to private instagram accounts as we speak.
February 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I bet Elon is whackin it to private instagram accounts as we speak.
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
January 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Elon Musk is the fedora führer.
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Elon Musk is the fedora führer.
The Malcolm Gladwell BMW commercials make me want to hold my breath for ten thousand hours.
January 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Malcolm Gladwell BMW commercials make me want to hold my breath for ten thousand hours.
It’s a shame about Jimmy Carter, he was only 5 years away from being able to scan tickets at Fenway Park.
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
It’s a shame about Jimmy Carter, he was only 5 years away from being able to scan tickets at Fenway Park.
Two men were just found dead in a Washington forest after getting lost “looking for sasquatch”.
The cause of death was listed as : EXPOSURE. I’m not sure if that means “to the elements” or “to the Joe Rogan Experience.”
The cause of death was listed as : EXPOSURE. I’m not sure if that means “to the elements” or “to the Joe Rogan Experience.”
December 30, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Two men were just found dead in a Washington forest after getting lost “looking for sasquatch”.
The cause of death was listed as : EXPOSURE. I’m not sure if that means “to the elements” or “to the Joe Rogan Experience.”
The cause of death was listed as : EXPOSURE. I’m not sure if that means “to the elements” or “to the Joe Rogan Experience.”
The Cyber Truck is the only car that thanks the driver for turning right.
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
The Cyber Truck is the only car that thanks the driver for turning right.
Comedy in 1981 : Would you liked to paid in money or cocaine?
Comedy in 2024 : You need to apologize to the security for bringing that iced coffee in here.
Comedy in 2024 : You need to apologize to the security for bringing that iced coffee in here.
December 28, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Comedy in 1981 : Would you liked to paid in money or cocaine?
Comedy in 2024 : You need to apologize to the security for bringing that iced coffee in here.
Comedy in 2024 : You need to apologize to the security for bringing that iced coffee in here.
Highlight of Christmas was getting my brother to laugh at a “Phil Spector Wall of Sound” joke.
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Highlight of Christmas was getting my brother to laugh at a “Phil Spector Wall of Sound” joke.
Merry Christmas : A Bag Of Dogsh*t Exploded On My Leg Edition
December 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Merry Christmas : A Bag Of Dogsh*t Exploded On My Leg Edition
@clueheywood.bsky.social missed you pal
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social missed you pal