Will McAlpine
@willmcalpine.bsky.social
I was dressed for success. (Ho/hum)
Why do football managers drink such tiny bottles of water? Very wasteful, someone should get them reusable ones.
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why do football managers drink such tiny bottles of water? Very wasteful, someone should get them reusable ones.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Never ceases to amaze me the number of eejits who go out for a walk through the woods in white trainers. Guys, it's been raining for two months, might be a bit muddy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Never ceases to amaze me the number of eejits who go out for a walk through the woods in white trainers. Guys, it's been raining for two months, might be a bit muddy.
Anyone + the Lambrini Girls/Suede/Pearl Jam. Guaranteed shite
Twisted Oasister
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
Scissor Sisters of Mercy
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Anyone + the Lambrini Girls/Suede/Pearl Jam. Guaranteed shite
Just 44 more penalties to go, then.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Cristiano Ronaldo won't retire until he scores 1,000 career goals
Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo says he will not end his playing career until he scores his 1,000th career goal.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just 44 more penalties to go, then.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Then again if it was you recommending it I probably wouldn't have listened.
Hey this is good. How come nobody recommended this/I completely missed anyone recommending this?*
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December 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Then again if it was you recommending it I probably wouldn't have listened.
Hey this is good. How come nobody recommended this/I completely missed anyone recommending this?*
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December 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hey this is good. How come nobody recommended this/I completely missed anyone recommending this?*
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I didn't realise how many terrible albums there were in the first 25 years of this century so thanks for posting.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I didn't realise how many terrible albums there were in the first 25 years of this century so thanks for posting.
Polly got me this for Christmas, a pencil case with a sort of game on the front, apparently because "she said you like basketball". Which I don't, but luckily this doesn't appear to have much to do with basketball as far as I can make out.
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Polly got me this for Christmas, a pencil case with a sort of game on the front, apparently because "she said you like basketball". Which I don't, but luckily this doesn't appear to have much to do with basketball as far as I can make out.
Christmas is officially complete. Time for a sit down.
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christmas is officially complete. Time for a sit down.
Back to Corby to see my family and to gaze in wonder and longing at my mum's fridge.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Back to Corby to see my family and to gaze in wonder and longing at my mum's fridge.
I started not drinking when I got up and 12 hours later I'm still not drinking. I'm so not drunk I'm basically 0% alcohol.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I started not drinking when I got up and 12 hours later I'm still not drinking. I'm so not drunk I'm basically 0% alcohol.
Went to visit the kids and she's pissed on it while we've been out.
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Went to visit the kids and she's pissed on it while we've been out.
Stepson's (female) dog has taken a real liking to this giant teddy bear.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Stepson's (female) dog has taken a real liking to this giant teddy bear.
The cat has failed to piss on the couch for an entire 24 hours. It's a Christmas miracle.
a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a sign that says you are now in bedford falls
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a sign that says you are now in bedford falls
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The cat has failed to piss on the couch for an entire 24 hours. It's a Christmas miracle.
Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Merry Christmas.
Right, we've wrapped all the presents so now we know who we have to buy more for.
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Right, we've wrapped all the presents so now we know who we have to buy more for.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Morning. Magnificent desolation.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Morning. Magnificent desolation.
Aurora MKM-ealis again.
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Aurora MKM-ealis again.
"Spare a chip for an ex-rescue?'
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Spare a chip for an ex-rescue?'
#NowPlaying
Swag Sack - Bob
Hey @johnynocash.bsky.social the guy who wrote the sleevenotes has got the same name as you.
Swag Sack - Bob
Hey @johnynocash.bsky.social the guy who wrote the sleevenotes has got the same name as you.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
#NowPlaying
Swag Sack - Bob
Hey @johnynocash.bsky.social the guy who wrote the sleevenotes has got the same name as you.
Swag Sack - Bob
Hey @johnynocash.bsky.social the guy who wrote the sleevenotes has got the same name as you.