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Will McAlpine
@willmcalpine.bsky.social
I was dressed for success. (Ho/hum)
Why do football managers drink such tiny bottles of water? Very wasteful, someone should get them reusable ones.
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
#NowPlaying

28 Years Later - Young Fathers
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Never ceases to amaze me the number of eejits who go out for a walk through the woods in white trainers. Guys, it's been raining for two months, might be a bit muddy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Anyone + the Lambrini Girls/Suede/Pearl Jam. Guaranteed shite
Twisted Oasister
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Scissor Sisters of Mercy
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Then again if it was you recommending it I probably wouldn't have listened.
Hey this is good. How come nobody recommended this/I completely missed anyone recommending this?*

*delete as applicable
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hey this is good. How come nobody recommended this/I completely missed anyone recommending this?*

*delete as applicable
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Ripped and Torn
open.spotify.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I didn't realise how many terrible albums there were in the first 25 years of this century so thanks for posting.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Polly got me this for Christmas, a pencil case with a sort of game on the front, apparently because "she said you like basketball". Which I don't, but luckily this doesn't appear to have much to do with basketball as far as I can make out.
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Christmas is officially complete. Time for a sit down.
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Back to Corby to see my family and to gaze in wonder and longing at my mum's fridge.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I started not drinking when I got up and 12 hours later I'm still not drinking. I'm so not drunk I'm basically 0% alcohol.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Went to visit the kids and she's pissed on it while we've been out.
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bah, Humber.
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Stepson's (female) dog has taken a real liking to this giant teddy bear.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The cat has failed to piss on the couch for an entire 24 hours. It's a Christmas miracle.
a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a sign that says you are now in bedford falls
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a sign that says you are now in bedford falls
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Right, we've wrapped all the presents so now we know who we have to buy more for.
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#NowPlaying

3-Way Tie (for Last) - Minutemen
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Morning. Magnificent desolation.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Aurora MKM-ealis again.
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Spare a chip for an ex-rescue?'
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
#NowPlaying

Swag Sack - Bob

Hey @johnynocash.bsky.social the guy who wrote the sleevenotes has got the same name as you.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM