It’s Father’s Day and my cats haven’t done shit for me.

I think we’re now in the timeline where Eric Stoltz stayed Marty McFly in Back to the Future.

My phone has a protection plan! Time to live with reckless abandon!

I’ve decided to live my best life, THE HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST STAYS ON!!!!!

I donated blood recently and was excited to find I could track where it went… of course my stupid blood went to someone Philly. Probably a jackass Eagles fan being an idiot. Enjoy my dumb blood.

That being said, donate. There’s a blood shortage right now. They give you juice and cookies!

I just want a suit made of living ravens, in case you were looking for gifts for me.