I dated a woman for 8 months. One time, I went to her house and she was busy, so I started vacuuming to help out.

She literally cried...

Guys, we can do better than this.

There really needs to be an income cap. Once you hit $999,999,999 you're done. You literally can't earn another penny.

I think we need to change its name from "minimum" wage to "ethical" wage.
The ethical wage is getting higher and higher...
I would call it the moral wage, but that would be lost on billionaires, who have none.

Little Ludo, giving me a thumbs up.

My baby boy Wilson... I miss him very much.

Met this cutie on Kauai

What do you mean "we're out of treats"?

I stayed off of twitter for most of my life, but I heard this place was pretty neat...