First, mom cooks like she’s feeding an army. Bringing anything more meant more leftovers to bring home. Second, the mulled cider I made was a hit!

The king wasn’t please with the prize package he received for his son’s bride-to-be. He was quite dour-y.

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An encouraging production manager can really prop me up! But they have to do it in stages.

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Calling them “feet,” “dogs” or “extremities” is quite pedantic.

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Making paninis during the lunch rush is a pressing matter.

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I heard they used to boil people who broke the rules. That water was scolding hot!

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I took a ruler to my sheet music, for good measure. It was my signature move.

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So, this is Blue Sky… I will probably use it as much as Twitter, which to be frank was almost never. But f*ck Twitter.