Will Clayton
@willclayton.bsky.social
I used to root for bad sports teams. I still do too. Probably talking about DC sports. || Still trying to get the nerve up to record an album.
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Will Clayton
@willclayton.bsky.social
· Mar 16
This is not an aberration:
The post-deadline Wizards are good.
Like *actually* good.
Like “could wind up ahead of schedule with their rebuild” good.
The post-deadline Wizards are good.
Like *actually* good.
Like “could wind up ahead of schedule with their rebuild” good.
Just now realizing that the link I provided is broken — here is a working link!
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August 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just now realizing that the link I provided is broken — here is a working link!
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Some of you may already know, but I’m on the board for the Sophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation; a non-profit founded in my sister-in-law’s honor for kids with Type 1 Diabetes
In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻
In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻
August 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Some of you may already know, but I’m on the board for the Sophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation; a non-profit founded in my sister-in-law’s honor for kids with Type 1 Diabetes
In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻
In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻
This Saturday, we’re returning to Brevard for the 2nd annual Sophia’s Stroll and we would love to see you there if you can make it on Aug. 9th!
Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause!
Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause!
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August 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This Saturday, we’re returning to Brevard for the 2nd annual Sophia’s Stroll and we would love to see you there if you can make it on Aug. 9th!
Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause!
Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause!
The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.
Ay man, I’m happy to have CJ McCollum to mentor Bub or get flipped as an expiring, but… Kelly Olynyk? KELLY FUCKING OLYNYK?
I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.
I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.
June 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ay man, I’m happy to have CJ McCollum to mentor Bub or get flipped as an expiring, but… Kelly Olynyk? KELLY FUCKING OLYNYK?
I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.
I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.
As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
June 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd
🔄
Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall
If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it
Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good
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June 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good
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At the office on a 3-day weekend.
May 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
At the office on a 3-day weekend.
This has to be the absolute dumbest draft lottery result in NBA history.
DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it.
Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West.
I’m speechless.
DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it.
Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West.
I’m speechless.
May 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This has to be the absolute dumbest draft lottery result in NBA history.
DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it.
Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West.
I’m speechless.
DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it.
Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West.
I’m speechless.
Idk how anyone could hear @msjnba.bsky.social shove the Wizards franchise history into the dumpster and come away with the conclusion that anyone needs Flagg more than Washington.
HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL!
HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL!
📋 Which NBA team needs Cooper Flagg Most? w/ @msjnba.bsky.social
👉We went through every lottery team and then picked which one is most desperate to get the No. 1 pick. (Timestamps within!)
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📺 youtu.be/SNsVLOAw0cI
👉We went through every lottery team and then picked which one is most desperate to get the No. 1 pick. (Timestamps within!)
🍎 apple.co/4jM2xue
✳️ spoti.fi/4j65WDm
📺 youtu.be/SNsVLOAw0cI
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Idk how anyone could hear @msjnba.bsky.social shove the Wizards franchise history into the dumpster and come away with the conclusion that anyone needs Flagg more than Washington.
HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL!
HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL!
Rooftop beach was pretty sick
May 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rooftop beach was pretty sick
Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025)
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025)
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
1. Gandalf of Gallery Place
2. We’ll Deal Beal
3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS)
4. FRPs
5. Cherry Blossom SZN
6. Early Returns
7. The Kuzma Trade (skit)
8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
9. BUB
10. You Just Got WUJ’d
11. Capture The Flagg
Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
April 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings.
Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.
It is still insane to me these trades happened
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
April 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is still insane to me these trades happened
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds
Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap
Peter Falk going ISO and telling the defender “just one more thing…” before hitting them with the nastiest tween hesi stepback you’ve ever seen.
April 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Peter Falk going ISO and telling the defender “just one more thing…” before hitting them with the nastiest tween hesi stepback you’ve ever seen.
Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.
The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.
Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how.
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how.
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list.
Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets
“Free Beal” in 2022: A lighthearted taunt from Suns fans who believed the Wizards were squandering Bradley Beal’s talent.
“Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.
“Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Free Beal” in 2022: A lighthearted taunt from Suns fans who believed the Wizards were squandering Bradley Beal’s talent.
“Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.
“Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.
It’d be so funny if zero fans showed up and the broadcast view is just a bunch of t-shirts draped over seats.
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’d be so funny if zero fans showed up and the broadcast view is just a bunch of t-shirts draped over seats.
Kurtis Blow was right.
Basketball IS my favorite sport.
Basketball IS my favorite sport.
April 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Kurtis Blow was right.
Basketball IS my favorite sport.
Basketball IS my favorite sport.