Akira Kurusu ★ Joker
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Akira Kurusu ★ Joker
@wildcardwishing.bsky.social
Local Barista to the best coffee joint in Yongen-Jaya | 18 | queer as in fuck you | acab

@princedetective.bsky.social 's rival

[Roleplay Account, Mun is 20, SFW & NSFW, I try to be canon accurate but also a lil chaotic :D]

#persona5rp #p5rp
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🫀 heyo intro post time! My name is Connor, I'm the one running this account, he/they, queer, 19 y/o. DMs are always open. Multiship with chemistry or with previous discussion. My main acc is @atrousaegis.bsky.social !
🫀 yo :] ik I haven't posted in 6 months but!! I just moved across the country, so, yeah!!! But I'm gonna be more active again i prommy
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Happy 4/20 everyone!
April 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
🫀 not late!!!! Tysm ♡
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🫀 hi I'm 20 now
March 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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"are you afab or amab .ᐣ" bitch I'm afag.
March 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🫀 I am apparently a fuckin liar (i slept literally All Day ahejejwkns)
March 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
🫀 I'm gonna be more active tomorrow cuz I've finally gotten most of my irl shit done :D be ready :)
March 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🫀 HELLO
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🫀 I'm back babeyyyy
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
After a while, Akira returns, mocktail in hand. They bend at the waist theatrically as they set it on the table, batting their eyelashes with a barely-there coy grin. It seems they repaired their act

"Flag me down if you need anything, detective." They wink, and then saunter off to continue working

He just waits, forcing himself to look away. But seriously, what's with that outfit? It's throwing him off. Especially because it suited Kurusu a bit too much.
"... You're getting an espresso martini mocktail because that's the closest I can do here. I'll be back." Akira scribbles something on their notepad and turns, walking back to the bar — their hips sway so much more in this outfit compared to normal.
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
🫀 hello I hath returned
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
🫀 also, a somewhat answer of where I have been outside of irl stuff ,,
February 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
🫀I'm still here, just got caught up with irl stuff!!!
@detectivemona.bsky.social (We don't write together often but I love your writing and your character)

@princedetective.bsky.social (Super nice person, your writing is amazing)

@wildcardwishing.bsky.social (Even if bro just kinda dissappeared, your interpretation of Joker is amazing)

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February 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🫀 hi hello sorry I dropped off the face of the planet, Hyperfixation Happened (fe3h)
January 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Christmas ?! Presents ?! To the North Pole with that !!!
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
"... You're getting an espresso martini mocktail because that's the closest I can do here. I'll be back." Akira scribbles something on their notepad and turns, walking back to the bar — their hips sway so much more in this outfit compared to normal.

"You can make it, right? So get to it." He rolls his eyes, purposefully trying not to stare at Kurusu's movement.
Akira raises an eyebrow.

"... You... came to a bar. For coffee." He says slowly, cocking his hip out a little and raising an eyebrow.
December 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Akira raises an eyebrow.

"... You... came to a bar. For coffee." He says slowly, cocking his hip out a little and raising an eyebrow.

''...Yeah.'' He orders a black coffee, although still in disbelief.
"... Working. And werking. Y'know." Akira shrugs lightly.

"... Are... you going to order..?"
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Akira, bundled in his coat and scarf, speedwalks down the sidewalk. His face is as impassive as ever, but inside? He isn't sure if he wants to squeal or vomit. Akechi actually agreed. To a date. In those words. Not one of their vague, psychosexual-dancing-around-words-debates, but flat out. A date.

Watching his breathing become small puffs due to the cold, he waited for Kurusu to get to their dating spot impatiently.

Both frustrated and nervous.
December 25, 2024 at 4:50 AM
"... Working. And werking. Y'know." Akira shrugs lightly.

"... Are... you going to order..?"

As if he'd share something like this with anyone else.

He just crosses his arms over the table, leaning closer and examining Kurusu. He hates to admit it, but he's killing the look, and he's killing him with it as well.

Still, he's gonna judge. ''...What are you doing?''
"... No one will believe you." Akira states simply, using his regular voice this time.
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
🫀 I now understand how yall felt witnessing the akeshu Shenanigans and I gotta say

🫀 hell yeah, go gay people in my phone
December 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
"... No one will believe you." Akira states simply, using his regular voice this time.

He's not a detective for nothing.

One look at the waitress'-(waiter?) eyes tells him this is someone he knows. Not only someone he knows, but out of all people...

''Kurusu?'' He whispers, bewildered.
Akira half-mindedly takes note of someone coming in and sitting down, and after serving drinks to a few others, they loop around to the newcomer's table.

And freeze for a split second.

"Hi there, what can I get for you?" They pitch their voice up a little, and keep it soft. Maybe he won't notice?
December 24, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
🫀 ONE OF MY FAMILY'S CHRISTMAS BOXES IS COVERED IN SPIDER EGG SACKS HELP
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM